2012 Harley-Davidson Softail Slim

Sure for those of us who stand 5’7″ or taller that might not be such a big deal, but anyone with a shorter stance, like a lot of women who have a desire to ride, will tell you that’s a pretty big deal.

Biker Coffee Company

A coffee company where the coffee is made by bikers for bikers. Coffee blends with names like “Full Throttle Dark” and “Hydraulic Hazelut” how could you go wrong? Prices range roughly $15-$17 or you can a sampler box for $36-$40 bikercoffeecompany.com

Various coffees offered by the Biker Coffee Company

Biker Billy Cooks with Fire cookbook -or- Biker Billy’s Roadhouse Cookbook: Adventures in Roadside Cuisine

Biker Billy is a vegetarian biker and host of a cable cooking show, not to mention author of three previous cookbooks. He’s been seen on some late night tv shows and makes appearances at various biker rallies (I met him a few years ago at the Myrtle Beach rally) all over the country. His books can be found at amazon.com

El Rey biker devil tea towel for the kitchen

An Etsy find, this is a one of a kind, hand-made tea towel. Towel is made of black 100 percent cotton fabric. The Mexican poster of with a sombrero-wearing skeleton on a motorcycle holding a bottle of tequila is sewn onto some flame fabric. “El Rey de la Carretera” roughly translates to “King of the Road”.

El Rey biker devil tea towel

Victorious 22 BAMF Belt Buckle

If you have a friend in your life who is a big Sons of Anarchy fan and you have some cash to burn, then you can get them the same belt buckle Opie wore on the show. Available in silver or bronze $360 victorious22.com

Witch City Wicks candles

Ok, so this is a bit of shameless self promotion: I make these candles. My “House of Wax” line has some really interesting scents, like “Bondage” (leather) and “Guns & Roses” (gunpowder and rose), not to mention some cool label design. $12, witchcitywicks.com

RockLove jewelry

Jewelry is always a great option for gifts. For her: how about some rose stud earrings? Carved red bamboo coral roses hand assembled on hypo-allergenic sterling silver stud posts, $18 (also available in black). For him: the Rampant Lion Shield, cast from a genuine military drape medallion $55 rocklove.com

Happy shopping!

Opie, Sons of Anarchy

It’s morning in Charming again. It’s interesting how every episode this season has started off with the beginning of a new day. Gemma is sitting at the table pushing food around on her breakfast plate. Opie shows up at her door, presumably to check out her face and see if what Unser said about Clay beating on her was true. He seems a little surprised at what he sees. He’s looking for Clay, wants to know why Clay hurt her. “Heat with the club. When that hits a point same time as family shit, that’s just a bad combination.” He wants to know more but she swats it away like an annoying fly. “So what happens now? You and Clay?” She answers, “I do what I always do. I take care of my family.” He walks out without a word.

Clay and Tig are leaning against their bikes in front of the coke barn when the Irish gents roll up. Jax pulls up a few minutes late and apologizes. Galaan, with the tone of a Catholic school teacher, says “Guess you had more pressing business?” Jax replies, “The mother of my son in the hospital.” There are some empathetic apologies from the Irish gents. Galaan points out, “Unfortunate events such as yours – this is why this cartel deal worries us.” Inside the barn, discussion continues. Galaan continues to voice his concerns about the cartel and Jax has to defend all of the bloodshed, leading Galaan to scold him like a school boy again. He has some choice words about getting into business with the Mexicans, until Clay pipes up. “Look. You trust me. I trust Galindo. We’re talking about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity here.” Bobby has a smug look on his face watching Clay defend his bad decisions. Jax tries to help, but it’s Chibs’ magical Irish brogue that helps make the deal happen. As they set up the time for Galindo and the Kings to meet, Juice is nonchalantly taking notes in his head.

inverted Lincoln Potter

In the Feds war room, Potter is hanging out on an inversion table. One of his flunkies is complaining about trying to get Lenny’s privileges approved in jail, when a female flunkie comes over to tell him that they just got a text. He pops off the table, with crazy eyes and hair “Juan Carlos just locked down our Irish-cartel gun meet.” Juice glares at himself in the mirror of the clubhouse john after sending the text. Chibs bangs on the door and calls for him. Bobby speculates that maybe they’ll all get out of the situation alive and Chibs says, “Shit’s in the rearview now, boys.”

Gemma shows up in Tara’s hospital room. It’s the first time Tara has seen Gemma’s busted up face and when asked what happened, Gemma tells her “Fell down some stairs,” which is code for, Clay beat the ever lovin’ shite outta me. Talk quickly turns toward a shared nuisance, Wendy. Gemma tries to get some more information, but Tara circles her wagons, telling her it’s not her business. Gemma sets her straight. “Jax doesn’t need another problem. You keep him clear of it.” Tara snips, “Why? Are you afraid it’ll give us another reason to run from Charming?” I’m afraid it’s another thing that will break his heart.”  Tara snaps, “I can take care of his heart.” Oh, we’re having a little tug of war over Jax.

As Gemma is leaving the hospital room she runs into Jax. She asks if Opie connected with him since he came by her house that morning. Jax says he hasn’t, asks if Piney was with him and mentions that Opie went up to the cabin to check on Piney. Gemma, knowing now that Opie has discovered his gunned down father, lets out a curt, “Oh. No he was alone.” She tasks Filthy Phil with finding Opie for her, knowing that he’s probably a loose cannon.

Jax and Tara talk about her release from the hospital. He asks what happened and because they have a full disclosure policy, she tells him that Wendy came to see her and is pushing to see Abel. He, of course, didn’t know and she stresses that those boys are hers and that Gemma didn’t want her to tell Jax about the visit. Jax says he’ll deal with Wendy and Gemma. As he leaves her room I wonder if he can feel Tara’s eyes burning a hole in his back. There’s definitely a darker side of Tara coming to light.

In the hallway, Jax tasks Phil to find his ex-wife, even though Gemma already gave him orders. Poor Phil.

At the cabin, Unser is overseeing as Skeeter (from waaay back in Season 1), who we find works in a crematorium, is dragging the 300 lbs of Piney out the door. Opie must’ve called in a favor since he tells Unser that the crematorium closes at six and he can come by then.

Jax pulls up to Teller-Morrow as Juice is leaving, saying he’s heading to the weed shop. Jax tells him not to carry. Jax, Bobby and Clay have a chat. Jax says, “After this deal goes down tomorrow, we put a ticking clock on the blow. Tell Romeo we’ll still run his guns, but he’s got to find someone else to mule. We’ll blame it on the Irish, tell Galindo they’re going to bail if we keep trucking powder.” Clay says it’s too soon, Jax claims it’s too late. Bobby looks like he’s about to scream “neener neener neener” at Clay. Jax goes on to state that they’re going to make a shit ton of money and he’s cutting and running after that. Then to Clay, he says, “You were right. Ope ain’t fit to lead. When you step down, gavel should go to Bobby. Chibs is your VP. If Tig ain’t going to carry it, I think the sergeant’s patch should go to Happy.” Bobby nods in approval. “You really going to do this?” he asks. Jax replies, “I love this club, Bobby, but I love my family more. I gotta put some distance between the two.” He goes on to say that close out the cartel business before he makes his plans known, not wanting everyone else to be distracted.

Speaking of distracted, Bobby announces he’s going to see Otto, who has reached out. Everyone assumes that he’s going to tell Otto that they’ve cleaned up the loose ends with Georgie and can finally put Luann to rest. However, Bobby has already screwed that pooch and he knows it. Jax, Chibs, Tig and Happy are off to provide Galaan some back up for one of his errands and Clay is off to meet up with Romeo.

In the sheriff’s office, Hale is busy preening about how Charming Heights’ progression, while Roosevelt politely listens. Hale wants Roosevelt show up at the next night’s city council meeting to talk about potential law enforcement in that community. He is cut off though, when Roosevelt’s attention is diverted to something behind Hale. As Hale turns around he sees quirky Mr. Lincoln Potter smiling through the window. Potter lets himself in, Roosevelt dismisses Hale by telling him he’ll be at the meeting. Potter is amused when he finds that Hale got his investors. Conversation turns toward the RICO sting at Wahewah. Potter asks Roosevelt for backup, and he seems surprised and a little disappointed to discover that Juice pulled through. When Potter calls him on it, he states that he will be there. Potter leans forward and say, “I couldn’t have done this without your help, you know.” Roosevelt gives a sarcastic smile and says, “Yeah, well, I’m all about the help, you know.” Potter then inquires where the city clerk’s office is so that he can “get the details on Mayor Quimby’s housing proposal.” Score on the Simpson’s reference, btw. When the sheriff asks why, he merely says “I’m the most curious of fellows.”

Clay is discussing the concerns of the Irish gents with Romeo, who’s comment is “I find that large stacks of cash have a very tranquil effect on people.” Clay also tells them they’re going to need a little diplomacy, too. Luis answers, “We’re very persuasive.” “Yeah, I noticed.” Clay mumbles. Romeo asks about Mission Impossible: Kill the Doctor. Clay says they need to tread lightly since the Irish are a bit skittish and says they should let him handle it. Romeo nixes that idea, that Clay is too close. “We’ll finish it this time. Let us know when she’s released. We’ll make it look like an accident. No mistakes this time.”

At the cabin Gemma comes storming in while Unser is there. She asks where Piney is and he can’t resist the wiseass crack, “Turns out he wasn’t dead. Got up and walked away.” She asks what happened with Ope. Unser says, “I knew he was coming and I followed him … wasn’t really sure until I got here. Saw the pain in the boy’s face.” She presses for details, he says he told Opie that Clay killed his old man. “After Donna, he’ll kill Clay!” she exclaims. “My intent, Gemma,” Unser says. No duh, Gemma. She wants to find Opie, Unser tells her about the plan for the crematorium. She wants Unser to stop Opie from killing Clay. He asks what she’s up to and she says, “I am protecting what it took me 20 goddamn years to build.”

Outside the weed shop, Juice gets picked up by the Feds.

Bobby is escorted to a room at Stockton. He immediately notes that it’s not the usual visiting room and the fact that Otto is not there. He’s essentially told to shut up and sit down.

Jax, Chibs, Happy and Tig are with Galaan and they pull up to a big house. Jax asks for info, Galaan says, “Our American colleagues have put profit before protocol. We’re just here to enforce decency.” When they enter the house, Jax’s curiosity is piqued when he notices a lady carrying a baby upstairs. He follows her and BOOM. Black market baby factory. All hell breaks loose with the bikers delivering beat downs to the baby trafficking employees. Galaan walks in on the chaos, while all the kids shriek and wail.

At some point Clay has shown up and is refereeing the aftermath between Galaan and Jax. “You didn’t tell us we’d be dealing with the U.S. half of your black market baby ring.” Jax spits out. Hey, after spending the entirety of last season trying to find Abel, who could blame him for being so sensitive on this subject matter. The two of them have a round of “you say tom-ato, I say to-mat-o” until Tig tells Jax that Filthy Phil is on the phone for him.

Clay quietly apologizes to Gaalan for snafu. He explains that Jax, “almost lost his son to your Belfast house. Long story. Kellan, keeping some twisted promise to JT.” Gaalan replies, “I didn’t know.” Clay goes on, “So you understand why this pushes his buttons.”  “Aye, but the boy’s got too many buttons, Clay” Galaan replies. “He’s hotheaded and unstable. Throw him into the mix with Mexicans? I have no faith it doesn’t turn bloody.” Clay resolves to keep Jax away from cartel business so that he’s the only point of contact, and asks if their services are still needed. Gaalan smirkily replies, “American Irish. Greedy bastards. Offering children to the highest bidder, some of them to Protestant families.” He says that they’ve managed to scare the piss out them and Clay cracks a joke, they both walk off chuckling. Clay walks over to Jax, who wasn’t happy that they were not told what they were getting into. Clay asks if he’s going to see Tara, and Jax says probably the best quote of the show. “Later. I gotta bounce someone’s head off 12 steps.”

At Stockton, Otto and Potter are going over the agreement. Potter recites some terms, “Lenny gets full visitation, yard privileges two days a week. Warden signed off.” Otto mutters, “yeah.” “Need your signature verifying everything you told us about your illegal activities with the Sons of Anarchy is accurate and true.” As Otto signs Licoln looks like he’s ready to titter with excitement, he’s ready to bust out of his skin because Plan B has worked. Otto wants to know when he can meet with Bobby. Potter tells him that Bobby is in the next room, as soon as the papers are processed he can talk to him and perhaps get some closure. Otto slowly turns his head around, eyes dead but his wit still lively. “Yeah. I’m completely at peace.”

Jax confronts Wendy about pushing to see Abel. I’m kind of annoyed by this story line. It doesn’t seem like the right time to bring her back into the fold. But whatevs. He asks her to stay away, she admonishes him for not telling Abel the truth, which seems really dumb to me because HE’S ONLY THREE. They argue about who’s more fit to parent, the ex-con or the ex-junkie. She says she’s not going anywhere. He smiles wryly and says “That’s okay. I am.”

Clay lurches down the hallway at the hospital. He tells Phil to take a hike, walks into Tara’s room (she’s sleeping) and attempts to lock the door, but ah there is no lock. Gemma enters the hospital, trying to call Opie, who is ignoring all calls because he’s moping next to Donna’s headstone. She runs into Phil in the hallway. ”Where you going?” she she asks. Phil answers, “Grab a soda. Clay’s with Tara.” Gemma’s alarmed. “He’s alone with her?” Phil nods and she takes off running, heels clacking on the floor.

Tara wakes up and is startled to find Clay standing stoically at the end of her bed. She looks like a cornered rabbit when she asks where Jax is. He tells her Jax is occupied and that’s why he’s there to check up on her. She thanks him. He goes on, “Sure. We gotta get you better, ready to go. You and Jax got yourself a plan, put all this violence behind. It’s a smart move. I’d hate to see something get in the way of that.” His menacing tone doesn’t match the endearment of the words. “I could make sure that this plan happens. Push some doors wide open, see that nobody gets in your way.” Tara asks, “even Gemma?” “I’ll stop her. Make sure she won’t run at you.” Tara replies, “Yeah, I saw how you slowed her down” she says with a twinge of venom in her voice. He brings up the real matter at hand, the letters. She is surprised that he knows about them, figures Gemma told him. She thought you were going to show them to Jax, create a shitstorm. But you’re a smart girl, Tara. You know what happens if Jax reads those letters. It’s the reason why he doesn’t have them already. Complicates your departure.” Clay wants the letters, she wants to know why she should give them to him. “Peace of mind. I want to be able to sleep at night. You can understand that. You give me the letters, I destroy them. You and Jax leave with the boys, everybody’s happy. And safe.” Tara asks, “And if I don’t give them to you?” He tells her, “I’m not sure you and Jax ever make it out of Charming.”

Gemma’s still running and she runs right into Clay as he leaves the room. He sees the look on her face and tells her “She’s fine.” He turns to leave and after she peeks in to see Tara, who’s shuffling to the john, she calls after him. “Opie found Piney. He’s certain you’re the one who killed him.” He asks how and she tells him it doesn’t matter, that he’d better watch his back. “Opie will wanna settle the score.” she tells him. He nods with a bit of sadness, maybe some regret. She takes his face into her hands and blandly says “I love you, Clay.” She kisses him on the cheek, but it reminds me of the “you broke my heart, Fredo” scene from Godfather 2. The kiss of death.

Gemma has switched gears as she helps Tara pack up her stuff to go home. She asks Tara what Clay wanted.  He wants the letters. You didn’t tell me he knew. Is that why this happened?” Gemma explains, “I found that cover note. I panicked. I had to tell someone.” Tara nods as this new information sinks in. And then Jax arrives all happy-go-lucky because she’s been released. Jax tells both of them he talked to Wendy, much to Gemma’s disapproval. “I don’t give a shit about what anybody wants, including you,” Jax says. “We’re going. Tara has an offer from a hospital in Oregon. Day after tomorrow, we’re packing up our boys and we’re getting out of Charming.” He walks out of the room after his phone rings and Gemma is P.O’d. “You have no idea what I’ve done to protect you and Jax.” Tara rifles back, “Protect us from what? I just wanted him to know the truth.” Gemma replies, “Is that what you wanted, sweetheart? Truth? ‘Cause I got buckets of it. I can drown you in truth.”

Knock, knock. Phil tells them that Jax had to split. He’ll take Tara home.” In unison, Present Gemma and Future Gemma ask, “Where did he go?”

Clay enters the clubhouse and the only one there is Tig, oh yeah and three miscellaneous “croweaters.” Clay asks where everyone is and Tig tells him, “Chibs and Hap went home. Haven’t seen Bobby or Juice. I think Jax finally tracked down Ope, and Miles and Kozik are dead.” Thanks for the update.” Clay mumbles. He goes on to say that he got a bad vibe from the meeting with the Mexicans, felt wrong. “Wrong how?” Tig asks. “Wrong like, I may need another guy with a gun?” Tig silently sighs and decides his 3-way massage is more important and passes the buck to Rat. After all, he’s turned in his Sgt at Arms patch and is no longer the go-to guy, plus he’s giving Clay back and bit of the old medicine. Clay’s clearly bummed but shrugs it off, heading into church.

Otto finally walks into the room where Bobby has been waiting. His greeting to Bobby is to throw down a pad of yellow paper. “Read it. Out load.” he demands. Bobby reaches into his pocket for his reading glasses and begins to read a laundry list of dates and offenses that Otto has committed while in prison. But Bobby’s still confused. “What is this?” Bobby asks. “Keep reading.” Otto says. Bobby reads on a little more.”Why am I reading this, Otto?” Otto replies, “It’s my list, brother. It’s all the things I’ve done for the club inside. Including the thing that got me life. The thing that got me death. And I only asked for one thing from SAMCRO: Take care of Luann.” Bobby says, “I know. And we did, Otto. I promise.” “No, you didn’t.”Otto replies, ” And now you’re going to feel that.” Bobby still doesn’t get it until Otto turns away and two cops come in and flank Bobby. “Otto, what did you do?” he asks over and over again, the volume and realization rising in his voice. “You ratted?” he growls as he’s being yanked from the room. Otto turns his back from Bobby when he reaches the door, no reaction on his face. I chuckled a little when in the middle of Bobby’s incoherent grunts and growls he clearly rumbles “SONOVABITCH.” Otto then says, “Time for you to start a list, Bobby.” Potter, standing in the doorway, looks at Otto for a moment, a shell of the man he once was.

Otto, the rat

Opie stands in front of the giant furnace watching his dad’s body burn up. Unser shows up, stands next to him. “I need to talk to you about something,” and Opie mumbless, “Not really in the mood to talk to you right now.” Jax comes in and surveys the situation, sees Opie holding Piney’s cut. “Oh, my God. What happened?” Opie says, “Found him at the cabin. Shotgun to the chest.” Jax tries to hug Opie, who is stiff as a board. Jax asks if it was the Mexicans. Unser is holding his breath but Opie just says “I’ll fill you in. I just wanted to say good-bye. I know that he’d want you here.” Unser decides to leave. Opie tosses Piney’s cut into the flames. He and Jax watch it burn. Jax looks bewildered, Opie has a slight sneer on his face and murder in his eyes.

Outside by their bikes, Jax asks “Want to tell me what happened to Piney?” Opie whips around, pointing his gun at Jax and tells him Clay killed his father. Jax is somehow surprised. “He killed my wife, now my father. Did you know??” he demands. Jax tries to placate Opie saying it’s a club issue to be solved at the table. “What table? You’re out, remember?” Then he shoots Jax’s tire and takes off. Jax grabs a hearse and goes after Opie.

Quick scene of Bobby being taken to a cell and of Tara at home looking miserable trying to feed Thomas with one hand. Gemma sits in a darkened kitchen, smoking alone.

Clay’s sitting in church puffing on a cigar when he hears a bike pull up. He gets up, gun in hand, when he doesn’t hear anyone come in and as he’s by the new double doors Opie kicks it in with brutal force. He pins Clay to the table, tosses his gun and aims his gun at Clay.”Sit. You’re going to die at the gavel.” Clay asks, “I get to say anything here?” Opie’s head looks like it’s going to explode. “My old man get to say anything before you blew a hole in his chest? Sit down!” Clay tells Opie that someone’s been lying to him. Opie screams about how he had Donna killed. “That a lie?” he asks. Clay seems surprised to be hearing Donna’s name at this moment. She was just an old lady, after all. “That score is settled.”

Opie screams that it’s not and orders Clay to sit down. Clay does so and then Jax shows up, gun drawn and aimed at his best friend. “Put it down. Please don’t make me kill you.” Jax begs. Opie is looking at Jax, incredulous that he is defending Clay. With his eyes still on Jax he grits his teeth and blam blam! Clay takes two in the chest. There is definitely blood, he’s not wearing a vest. Jax is in shock staring at Opie.

Next week’s episode: To Be Pt. 1

Jax is confronted with a new challenge that threatens his family and his club.

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Gemma pours a cup of coffee in her kitchen. Unser has stayed over on the couch to be there for her. “What should I do here, Gemma?’ She tells him to finish pointing Piney’s death towards the cartel because it’s about the club now. He clearly doesn’t approve but will do as she asks. “What are we gonna do about Clay?” he asks. She says she’ll handle it. He tries to stress how unpredictable Clay is but she assures him that she knows Clay wouldn’t hesitate to kill her and she isn’t about to let that happen.

Tig tells Clay that Kozik is back with the guns and Jax is going to meet them at the warehouse. Tig treads lightly, asking Clay if he got into it with Gemma. “You don’t need to know,” is Clay’s stock answer these days. Finally, Tig has had enough and asks Clay what his problem is. “You don’t wanna talk about nothin’ no more” he says, “you cut me off. I got no idea what’s going on with you.” Clay makes a smart ass remark about not being married to Tig and that he and Bobby are acting like a couple of chicks. But Tig insists that they actually are kind of married. Reminds him that he is Clay’s right hand. “I’m the guy by your side, that steps between you and the shit that tries to kill you. I’M your right hand, Clay.” But because Clay’s an asshat he cuts Tig down. Tig enlightens Clay that the reason he’s losing the club is because he shuts all of them out. Chew on that!

Gemma enters the hospital with a hat and a pair of large sunglasses on. Margaret sees her, asks what happened. “Flew my broomstick into a wall.” This will go on the list of classic Gemma lines. Margaret is concerned and says this is why Tara needs to get out. Gemma insists that her son would never do that (although he did slam Ima’s face into the table at Gemma’s urging, ahem…) Margaret’s rebuttal: “I’m sure Clay’s mother said the same thing about him.” Gemma tells Margaret that she loves Tara. Margaret replies, “Then don’t stop them from leaving.” Turns out she worked a little magic for Tara. Providence Hospital still wants her and is willing to wait for her to recover. Margaret tells Gemma if she loves Tara she’ll let her take this job, then she walks off humming “You Dropped a Bomb On Me.”

Jax flips when he sees Gemma’s face. She pulls him into the hospital chapel. He’s almost vibrating with anger when he asks if it was Clay. She says it’s been building up, shit with the drugs & cartel, she crossed the line.  He’s ready to go pound on Clay immediately but she asks him to let her handle it. He is devastated when he looks back at his mother’s face and apologizes. He expresses remorse and naivety about the idea of them being able to get out clean. She tells him he’s a better man than her husband. She asks him about leaving Charming. He painfully admits it. This is some really great acting from Charlie Hunnam. He explains that it’s about his sons and Gemma says “It always is.” Interesting reply.

Tara gets a visitor that isn’t Gemma and whoa, it’s Wendy! Wendy sets down a vase of flowers next to the bed. Tara is definitely rocked by her appearance. Wendy is way more sober and coherent than we’ve ever seen her. She explains that she’s running on a program with the hospital’s HR department. She explains that she’s been recovering in sober living and has begun doing a lot of programs in hospitals. The small talk is painful and forced. Tara giggles awkwardly. “I’m not sure what to say here.” Wendy finally spits out that she wants to see her son. Tara’s hackles raise up. “I’M his mother. I’M the one who raised him when you walked away.” Wendy, despite giving up her rights to raise him legally, still wants to get to know him and for him to know that she is his mother. She leaves and Tara is left to stew in those juices. Her chest rises and falls dramatically with each breath because some thought is building up in her head. Ultimately, she screams in frustration and slams the flowers off the table with her broken hand and continues to slam it down on the table.

At the warehouse Kozik is walking Clay through the steps they took getting the guns through, with the help of the Tacoma Sons. Kozik also tells Clay that the Irish are worried about the beef between the cartels. Jax shows up and is none too happy with Clay. “You want to pull off this exit strategy of yours, you better stop focusing on my domestic life and start focusing on the issue at hand.” Clay tells him that maybe Romeo has found the guys who went after Tara. He says, “I need you to keep your head in the game on all fronts. You understand?’ Jax sneers and says, “Oh, I’m focused. And this ain’t finished.” Clay saunters off, unconcerned.

Jax and Kozik in Call of Duty

In the barn, Kozik is going over the gun inventory: long-range sniper rifles, 50-caliber machine guns and rocket launchers (of which Kozik makes a point that the Irish basically said “don’t touch”) Juice states that the only time he’s seen guns like these are in video games. “That’s Call of Duty shit.”

Gemma gos to Tara’s room and finds her gone and discovers she was rushed back into surgery. Lunk-head Phil tells Gemma that things were fine until she got a visit from “some chick”. Gemma finds a card that went with the smashed flowers on the floor and realizes who the chick was. Phil asks who she was, leaving Gemma to mutter, “Junkie whore.”

Romeo and Luis try to placate Jax by showing him two fried Latino-looking bodies in the back of their truck. Jax’s only comment, “There were three of them.” Luis face says you’re welcome, but instead he says that they’re looking into finding the others. Romeo builds on the story claiming that these two guys gave up the remaining dude as well as the remainder of the Lobos in NorCal, so things will be all set once they take care of business. Luis checks to Jax to see if picks up what they’re puttin’ down, and he does. Clay jumps in and tells Jax that he can get his revenge and the club can provide some reassurance to the Irish if the club accompanies Galindo to snuff out the remaining Lobos.

Back at the clubhouse Jax is laying in to Clay that going after Lobo Sonora is a personal, not business matter and to let him go and take care of it. Tig disagrees. “This isn’t just about Tara. This about hurting those assholes who shot up our clubhouse and killed Armando.” Clay, however, agrees with Jax and states that the body count has gotten a wee bit out of control and he didn’t see it coming. Cut to the I-told-you-so look on Bobby’s face. Everyone chimes in that they’re not going to let Jax go alone. It’s a bonding moment that I’m sure is not lost on Jax.

As the guys head out to saddle up, Osborne pulls in to deliver some bad news: Charming Heights is a go due to a large influx of Asian investor money. Clay’s all, WTF?! because the reason they left Georgie walking around was to dangle the possibility of Asian investment, not an actual deal. Bobby and Tig step up to handle the situation, with Opie, who plans to tap Lyla for info. Clay pulls Tig aside to tell him that Georgie is no longer of use to the club. Message received.

Potter is sitting in a visitor room at Stockton. He hums while he waits for Otto, who initiated the meeting. Otto comes in and as Potter launches into his spiel, Otto tells him to stop talking. “Answer my questions, and if I think you’re lying, the conversation ends. Who are you?” Potter tells him who he really is. Otto asks what he wants from him. Potter explains, “I’m building a case against the Real IRA and the Galindo cartel. The Sons of Anarchy is my way in.” Otto may have gone a bit crazy, but he’s not stupid. He deduces that Potter needs Bobby to establish history for his RICO case. “This is what I want. And, uh, you should write this shit down.” Potter takes out pen and paper and Otto starts his list. “I got money in three bank accounts. It’s not a lot, but I want it to go to Luann’s sister. I want to see an eye doctor, get some new glasses so I can read better. I want Lenny Janowitz to get some privileges back, like visitation or yard.” Potter interrupts to say that one might be difficult. “This isn’t a negotiation,” Otto says. “And I want you to move up my execution date. I’ll waive my appeals, I want to go as soon as I can.” Potter looks at Otto when he says this. The only reason Otto is talking is because he’s got nothing left to live for. His wife: dead. And his club: disloyal. Oh and one more request: “I got to be the one that tells Bobby I gave him up. Me. Face to face.” Potter asks “”May I speak?” He goes on to tell Otto that he will need to document Bobby’s involvement in selling guns. Otto can do that. He wants his conditions put in writing (in large print. Potter says that he’ll also have to put Otto in protective custody because now he knows too much. “Fine with me. Better food,” Otto jokes and begins laughing.

SAMCRO and Galindo are going after and surprise some of the Lobo Sonora guys on their turf. They’ve encountered their first line of Lobo, but realize that the main camp is further into the woods. Romeo executes the guys on the first line. Jax and Kozik exchange looks. Romeo says that Luis is going to take a unit into the woods, while he protects them from the rocks. SAMCRO splits up, Chibs and Happy stay with Jax, Kozik and Juice are with Clay, who is with Luis, and they all go into the woods. Luis and Clay’s group moves through a clear area when there is a click and a high pitch whine. Clay yells, “Shit. Stop! MINES!” The mine blows and everyone hits the dirt. Gun fire starts. Galindo red shirts are dropping like flies. Kozik takes a step and we hear the click, whine of a mine. “You’ve got to be shitting me…” then BOOM! He explodes. (And here we’re cued, from Sutter himself, to say “Oh my god, you killed Kenny! You bastards!” Kenny Johnson was offered a spot on a network show, which subsequently was pulled the day he was killed off. Total bummer…)

No more Kozik. Clay watches the explosion and Kozik’s arm drops right next to Juice. If he lives through this season, Juice is going to have a MAJOR case to PTSD. Everyone is sort of stuck where they are. Jax grabs Luis’s satellite phone to call for help, “I’m ordering a pizza. A big, Irish pizza.”

Jax in Call of Duty

Opie is talking with Lyla, who’s all dolled up for work, at Caracara.  She doesn’t hesitate to tell him where to find Georgie. Bobby and Tig sense the tension between them and occupy their time looking at lots of porn starts dressed as Catholic School girls mulling around a giant jungle gym. The conversation between Opie and Lyla ends with the realization that they’re marriage is over. Lyla tells him that it won’t work until she’s dead, something that he pretty much already knew.

The three of them head over to Georgie’s studio, where there’s a photo shoot to promote the “real doll” versions of porn stars. Bobby tells him the Asian investors actually cut Hale a check for Charming Heights and Georgie claims to be surprised. Tig strolls over to one of the adult dolls and pokes it in the face (lest we forget he’s got a thing about dolls). Bobby pulls Georgie out of the room to chat. Opie calls to Tig, “Hey! You all right?” Tig answers softly, “I’m terrified. But I’m totally erect.” Opie rolls his eyes.

Jax’s “Irish pizza” arrives, presumably in 30 minutes or less. Jax and Chibs lock and load and start blasting everything they can. Since all shooting has ceased, we presume that they have just obliterated the NorCal cell of Lobo Sonora. Now the rest of the guys have to walk out of the mine field with getting blowed up. Clay starts to explain that he can retrace his steps, but before he can finish Juice traipses through, causing everyone to raise an eyebrow. Clay looks a little horrified. When Juice gets across without incident he nonchalantly yells, “Clear” and strolls away. Chibs and Jax exchange a knowing look.

Georgie is insisting to Bobby and Tig that he had no idea the Asians actually invested in Charming Heights. Georgie keeps talking talking taking. Bobby nods his head, Tig pops the trunk, then Opie socks Georgie, causing him to spill into the truck.. Bobby sighs, “There’s only one way I’m not going to kill you. You’re going to tell me the truth about Luann.” At first Georgie says he knows nothing, until Bobby puts a gun into his mouth. Georgie spills the beans. He sent some guys to rough Luanne up. She fought back and the beating went too far, causing her to die from her injuries. Bobby has a hurt look on his face and we didn’t already know from his actions leading up to this, it’s obvious that he did love Luanne. He shuts the trunk lid on Georgie, Tig and Opie start shooting into it, turning it into Swiss cheese. Bye, bye Georgie.

After a day of playing Call of Duty IRL, Clay, Jax and the rest who are alive show up at their compound. Clay arranges for Kozik’s cut to be sent back to Tacoma and for any family he had to be notified. Jax is pissed. “He almost made it out.” Clay doesn’t have a retort since he sees Unser pulling in. Jax grabs Chibs and tells him to talk to Juice. “He’s making me very nervous.”

Clay walks over to Unser and there’s a bit proverbial chest bumping and back and forth about Gemma. Clay says, “Keep your secrets and I’ll keep mine.” Unser blurts out, “I know you killed Piney. I know you tried to kill Tara. My telling Jax what I know only hurts him. But I’m warning you, Clay– and may whatever shit God I still believe in be witness to this– you ever hurt Gemma again, I’ll kill you.” Clay shoots back, “I guess cancer gives a man a certain resolve, huh? Benefit of an end date. Nothing more dangerous than a guy who already knows he’s dead.” Unser’s face looks almost amused.

Wendy shows up at Jax & Tara’s house and Chucky answers the door as the “manny”. She’s there to see Abel and Chucky tells her Tara gave the ok. She comes in and runs to his bedroom, where she finds Gemma waiting for her. ”Why am I not surprised?” she asks out loud. “Because drugs dull the senses?” Gemma replies. Wendy smiles, “Not anymore.” Gemma tells Wendy that the boys are at her house. Wendy looks lovingly around the room. It’s a great little boys room (I especially liked the framed motorcycle pictures on the walls). Gemma informs her that Tara’s a REAL good mom.  The two of them start laying into each other. Wendy tells Gemma, “I am clean and sober for over two years. I finished my B.A. I am now a certified substance abuse counselor. I have a two-bedroom outside of Altamont, I have a French bulldog named Ramón. I had my tubes tied, and I recently decided that I like women. What’s new with you?” “Absolutely nothing,” Gemma replies. Wendy repeats the sentiment that all she wants to do is get to know her son. Gemma says she’ll help her out but it’ll be by her rules and schedule and until then Wendy should not have contact with any of them. Wendy agrees, but states, “If you try to box me out, Gemma, I swear to God I’ll get a lawyer and make this shit loud and messy.”

Chibs finds Juice as he’s coming out of the bathroom. He promptly pushes him back in and yells at him for the day’s antics. At first Juice says he’s ok, but then admits that he was bugged out about Kozik. Chibs asks him gently, what is going on. “The sheriff found out some shit when he was digging into my profile and he’s threatening me with it. He says he’ll tell the club unless I start giving him intel.” Chibs asks “Tell the club what? What does he have on you?” Juice finally says, “My dad– he’s black.” Chib’s reply: “So?” Juice is as taken off-guard as we are. Chibs asks what box is checked on is birth certificate. Juice says Hispanic. “Hispanic.” Chibs says, “Then that’s what you are. Half of us don’t know who the hell our fathers are. The paperwork is the only thing that counts.” And at this point I think Juice’s brain will explode. “This is why you tried offing yourself? Jesus Christ, boy. You’re an idiot. All of this is going to be okay. Listen to me: You tell that sheriff next time you see him, he can suck your daddy’s big black cock. There’s not a damn thing he can do to you.” At that moment Juice’s phone alarm goes off. He says he has to take his antibiotics. Chibs tells him to buck up and move on, then exits the bathroom before they start to get funny looks from other people. After he leaves, Juice calls to check-in.

Bobby, Tig and Opie are at the clubhouse bar. They’ve learned that Kozik is gone and Clay tells them the Lobos have been eradicated (for now). Tig tells Clay & Jax that Charming Heights has indeed been funded. Clay skulks off to be alone in church. Bobby informs Jax that Georgie told them what really happened with Luann. Jax tells him he should go tell Otto pronto, but we already know that Bobby effed that up.

Meanwhile, Otto is reading the agreement that Potter has handed him. Other than the restoration of Lenny’s revoked prison privileges everything is in order. Potter signs on the dotted line. Otto says, “I’ll tell the stories, but I’m not signing off on any transcripts until Lenny gets his privileges.” Potter agrees then asks, “If you’re turning over the rest of your club, why the concern for Mr. Janowitz?” Otto shakes his head and says, “You wouldn’t get it.” Potterlightly laughs and says, “I wish that wasn’t true.”

It’s night now and Jax and Opie meet up outside the clubouse. Jax tells Opie that Tara freaked out on him yesterday. Opie says sorry, but he’s sort of wrapped up in the reality that his marriage is over. Jax says he’s sorry about that and Opie jumps down his throat. Jax asks what’s up, and Opie says, “When Donna wanted me out, I didn’t stay ’cause of what you said. I stayed because I knew that trying to be anything else would be a lie. And that’s the worst thing a guy can do to his family.” Jax is quiet for a moment, “I didn’t plan this, Ope. It just played out this way. I’m sorry. I never meant to lie to you.” “And I’m sorry I believed you,” Opie says. He then storms over to the office and yells to Unser to toss him the keys to the tow truck. He’s going to go grab his dad. “I have a feeling he’s in no condition to ride.” Unser follows him and Tig watches them both leave.

Gemma them pulls in. Jax hugs her, still sad when he sees her beat up face. She tells him that Tara smashed up her hand, but neglects to tell him it was because of Wendy’s visit. He high-tails it out to go to the hospital. Tig comes over to Gemma and he stops dead when he sees her. As he gets closer, Gemma looks down. Tig strokes her hair, whispers, “Gem, Gem…this was Clay.” Gemma says, “Not now, Tiggy.”

Tig storms into the clubhouse apartment where Clay is. He’s taken off the Sergeant at Arms patch from his cut. He hands it to Clay and says, “You’re right. This ain’t the way it works.” Tig walks out leaving Clay rocked.

Jax goes into Tara’s hospital room. She’s sleeping, he strokes her hair, takes off his hat and curls up next to her in bed.

Clay stands in the door of the clubhouse and watches Tig leave. Across the parking lot Gemma is standing in the door of the office, watching him. She gives him a look and then closes the door. Clay closes the door nd leans against it, a single tear runs down his face. That last part infuriates me because, dammit, I’m pissed that I am feeling pity for him. Heavy hangs the head that wears the crown. Asshole.

Opie arrives at the cabin. He sees his dead father on the floor and drops down to him. It’s heart-breaking to hear him, “Oh, God! Pop. Dad? DAD? Oh, shit! Dad?” Unser shows up and Opie pulls his gun, his face is twisted and tear-streaked. He wants to know why Unser’s there and what he knows. Unser stays cool as a cucumber. He tells Opie he knows who killed Piney, that’s why he followed Opie to the cabin. “Clay killed your old man. Clay killed him,” Unser says. Opie says, “That’s bullshit.” “I wish it were,” Unser says, “Piney had some kind of leverage on Clay. He was using it to get the club out of the cartel deal. Clay came up here to change his mind. Things went south.” Opie asks how he knows this. Unser confesses that Gemma told him and she wanted to make it look like a cartel hit. Opie asks why Unser is telling him this. Unser fudges the truth, “Gemma confronted Clay about Piney. He almost killed her. Beat her bloody. Clay’s out of control. You’re no stranger to that. He tried to kill you and killed your wife.” Opie is rocking back and forth trying to cope. Unser continues,”If you don’t believe me, go see Gemma’s face, Ask her who did it.” Opie’s face is a mirror of his emotions, he’s ready to snap–which is what Unser is banking on. “Clay’s got to go, son. Before he kills someone else you love.”

Next week’s episode: burnt and purged away

SAMCRO negotiates with the Irish Kings to secure the future of the club.

OK, Shakespeare buffs, be sure to read this excerpt from Hamlet.

Ghost: So art thou to revenge, when thou shalt hear.

HAMLET: What?

Ghost: I am thy father’s spirit,
Doom’d for a certain term to walk the night,
And for the day confined to fast in fires,
Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature
Are burnt and purged away. But that I am forbid
To tell the secrets of my prison-house,
I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,
Thy knotted and combined locks to part
And each particular hair to stand on end,
Like quills upon the fretful porpentine:
But this eternal blazon must not be
To ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list!
If thou didst ever thy dear father love–

HAMLET: O God!

Ghost: Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.

HAMLET: Murder!

Ghost: Murder most foul, as in the best it is;
But this most foul, strange and unnatural.

Be sure to read all my extensive Sons of Anarchy coverage here.

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Rippin-Kitten visits the set of “Sons of Anarchy” (prior to season 3 airing)
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.01 “Out”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.02 “Booster”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.03 “Dorylus”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.04 “Una Venta”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.05 “Brick”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.06 “With an X”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.07 “Fruit for the Crows”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.08 “Family Recipe”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.09 “Kiss”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.10 “Hands”

New Old Spice commercial reveals inner biker

In this new commercial a tubby dude in a locker room with some other, ahem, “normal” guys. He takes a whiff of “Swagger” scented Old Spice. His facade cracks away to reveal a ruggedly handsome biker. The rest  of the locker room transforms, insert hot bade and grizzly bear in a side car.

Jax and Tara are doing the usual hustle and bustle people do when they’re going on a trip (except Jax makes sure he’s strapped before leaving the house). Tara excitedly talks about picnicking in the park on their road trip. There’s lots of smooching. Gemma shows up so that she can see the boys before they leave and learns that Jax will be going on the trip with them. She reminds him that he’s on parole and Oregon is out of state, but they tell her they’re staying in state and Tara will drive to the conference on her own. All covered. Tara hands Thomas over to Gemma for grandma snuggles.

Roosevelt finds out that Potter had Juice moved to a cell at some point in the evening. Juice is sitting in a cell watching tv to pass the time.

Unser is at the cabin with essentials covered up as he stages Piney’s death to look like the cartel did it. Gemma calls to say something is wrong and tells him about the cash that Clay pulled out of the safe and that he lied to her (how can she be surprised by this?). She wants him to stop what he’s doing and come help her.

Clay is at some undisclosed location. He hands over a  piece of paper with Tara’s destination to a guy with dark hair and olive-y skin (this  guys looks will be important later). Clay hands over the sack of cash. He says, “I want it clean, I want it painless. Don’t mess up her face.” She’s gotta look good in her casket after all.

Jax, Tara and the boys are rolling down the highway, happily singing “This Old Man” as a family.

Clay rolls into Teller Morrow and Gemma comes out to greet him. She asks how the “Mexican shit” went and he told her it’s not her concern. He asks where Jax is and she makes sure she speaks clearly when she says he went with Tara and the boys up to Oregon. He stops dead in his tracks and tries to play it off, but he realized that he has majorly F’d up. He tries to call off the hit but Romeo and Luis tell him it isn’t possible (even though they probably could). They are heartily enjoying watching Clay squirm. Instead, they will let the hitman know that Jax is with her and that he’s armed.

Clay orders Tig to track down Jax. No one has seen Juice in a while so they just assume Roosevelt has picked him up. Opie says he’ll look for Juice up at the cabin as well as check in with Piney. Clay jumps up and awkwardly tells Opie to stick around. Opie seems to get that something’s not quite right, whether he realizes it or not.

Jax is filling the mommyvan up with gas while Tara takes Abel on a bathroom break. A California Highway Patrolman (cue the CHiPS theme!) approaches Jax and asks him how he likes the minivan. Jax is initially surprised because apparently it’s a rare occurrence that he’s treated like a regular person. Jax asks how fast the cop’s BMW 1150 is. “Fast enough,” shrugs the patrolman. He asks, “You ride?” Jax simply answers, “Yeah.” It’s a small, simple conversation but for someone who is trying to escape the biker outlaw lifestyle and running with drug cartels, it’s like looking into another world.

Roosevelt pays Potter a visit wondering where Juice is. Potter says that he’s in good hands, but because he knows about RICO it’s best to keep Juice sequestered. While he’s there, Roosevelt decides to tell Potter how pissed he is at him. “You played me, worse than the outlaws. All that bullshit about my gang experience, and you just needed a local scapegoat. Let all that shit pile up at my door so you can keep your secret war room concealed. And I jumped in like a goddamn Boy Scout.” He declares that he’s done helping Potter, but Potter reminds him that in that stack of paperwork he signed way back at the beginning of the season basically makes Roosevelt his bitch. Awesome.

Jax in "Hands"

Jax is picnicking in the park with his family. The boys are (unrealistically) quiet and still while Tara and Jax lounge in the shade like days gone by. Tara’s talking about her opportunity at this new hospital and thinks she should take the job. Jax agrees with her. By the time she gives her notice at St. Thomas, all of his dealings should be done and he’ll be wiping his hands clean of SAMCRO. Little do they know, that very hit man that Clay hired is watching.

In Charming, Tig is frustrated that he can’t find Jax and Chibs is frustrated that he can’t find Juice. Gemma suggests that Juice is probably curled up in the arms of an old girlfriend. Bobby mentions that Precious is still friends with her so he says he’ll ask Precious to give Juice’s ex a ringy.

Gemma walks into church where Clay is and confronts him about the cash he took out of the safe. “What’d I tell you about digging into club business?” “It’s not club money!” Clay gets nasty, “That’s right. That’s my money. And as long as you got enough to take care of the house and amuse yourself, you don’t really need to worry about it.” She recoils like he just smacked her. “Did you really just say that to me?” Clay, who is clearly unraveling faster and faster, tells her “Maybe I should be saying shit like this to you more often, reminding you that you are not a member of this club, you’re an old lady. And don’t forget it!” So this is what Gemma gets for all of that devotion we saw in the previous episode. And don’t you worry, Clay. She won’t forget it.

At the park Tara’s putting Abel into his car seat. Jax walks across the park to the trash can. When he looks up, he sees the homeless woman he met in the cemetery (in season one) at Donna’s funeral. They recognize each other and we still wonder how she fits in. Is she a boon? A guardian angel? A harbinger of doom? Who knows if we’ll ever find out.

Next thing he knows a van with tinted windows screeches up next to Tara and a masked man grabs her, pulling her into the van. Her screaming snaps Jax’s attention. Tara is kicking and fighting to get away, the door to the van isn’t closed so it’s sort of gliding around as the van moves. Jax grabs his ankle piece and starts running, pops off a few shots at it. Tara, struggling to get free, grabs onto the door frame and as the van swerves the door slams her hand. The van then pulls over. The guys inside are yelling in Spanish, although not as if it’s their native language. Jax pulls Tara out, puts his body in front of hers when a gun is pointed at her and the van takes off, leaving Tara in hysterics holding her mangled hand.

Inside the van the wannabe kidnappers take off their masks and they are NOT Mexican to look at them and they appear to have an American accent (although I really couldn’t tell). So, who the hell are these guys?

Tara’s being put into the back of an ambulance, pleading that they take her to St. Thomas. They tell her that’s out of their jurisdiction and Jax tells them she’s a surgeon there. The CHiP Jax chatted with at the gas station comes over and tells the EMT to take her to St. Thomas and that they’ll clear it up later. Jax is humble and thanks him. The CHiP then quietly reminds Jax that he’s on federal release and inquires if he had anything to do with the gunshots in the park. Jax vehemently denies any participation. He must’ve ditched his ankle piece at some point, eh?

Tara is wheeled into the hospital, Jax assures her everything is ok and that she’s going right into X-ray. Gemma appears, she’s notably concerned. Jax tells her he has to talk to the cops. He whispers to Gemma that someone attacked Tara and tried to abduct her.

Tara in "Hands"

In a cell, Juice is still watching cartoons when Potter pays him a visit. He puts down a clipboard and says to Juice, “”My promise. When we take down the Irish at this meet, we’ll need to prosecute the club members present. But that’s where it stops. I will not use RICO to dismantle the Sons. It’s all there, just awaiting my signature.” Juice does bring up the point that he’s not privvy to any info about any meeting. Potter tells him to find out. He also tells him that they will give him a cell phone that will monitor him 24/7 and he has to check in every four hours. If Potter finds out he’s uttered a peep about the operation, they’ll come crashing in settling for the Mexicans and SAMCRO, all its charters will fall to RICO.

At the hospital, Clay and the boys show up. Gemma pointedly tells him, “Someone tried to take Tara. They hurt her real bad.” He’s a good actor, pretending to be outraged, but you can see that she knows he’s behind it. Jax mentions that the would-be kidnappers spoke Spanish and everyone naturally assumes it was Lobo retaliation. Jax wants to go visit Laroy, since he’s had the most contact with Lobo Sonora up until recently.

Tara’s looking at her hand. Her X-ray shows many bones in her hand are broken and she has nerve damage. Her doctor says they will operate right away and emphasizes that he’ll do everything he can. Tara drops her head to the pillow and her other maternal figure, Margaret, strokes her hair. It’s amazing to see how close these two have become.

At the Niners bar the bass is thumpin’ and the bartender’s boobs are huge. SAMCRO strolls on it but when the Mayans walk in behind them all shit breaks loose, someone starts shooting, and Alavarez’s guy (who helped guard the Coke barn a few episodes back) now has an unwanted hole in his head. When things calm down Laroy explains that Lobo Sonora killing three of his guys that morning. But that doesn’t placate Alvarez’s loss of one of his best dudes, so he caps #4 right then. So no Lobo info for Jax. This trip turned out fatally futile.

Jax then wants to go with Clay to talk at Romeo, but Clay nips that straight away. The last thing he wants is Jax anywhere near Romeo. Lucky for Clay, Opie and Chibs tell him it’s for his own good to stick around and stay with Tara.

Gemma is sitting in the hospital chapel and Margaret comes in, sitting behind her. “It’s awful. This attack on Tara.” I half expected Gemma to turn around and say “No shit” but she only says “Yeah, I know.” No one knows better than she does, since her husband, the one she would move Heaven and Earth for, is responsible. Margaret then sort of unleashes on Gemma, saying she’s been trying to get Tara out of Charming for a year, that Tara is tied to Jax by an adolescent bond, that Gemma manipulates her through the boys. Gemma warns her to watch what she says, but Margaret is not backing down. “You’re an awful woman, and all this suffering landing on Tara–it’s because of you.” The look on Gemma’s face shows that she may actually agree.

Apparently Juice made the deal with Potter since he has shown up at Teller-Morrow. He tells Chibs and Opie that he went to Yosemite to clear his head. Opie tells him, “Probably should have stayed in Yosemite. Shit’s hit the fan, brother. Lobos tried to take Tara this morning.”

Clay meets with Romeo and asks what the hell happened. “Your VP happened.” Romeo answers. Clay fills him in on the fallout, that her hand was crushed and that Jax is rampaging to retaliate against Lobo Sonora. Romeo is pleased at that part. Romeo could have very easily called off the hit against Tara, but it teaches Clay a very valuable lesson about a cartel to do his dirty work. And because it was botched, it gets the club focused on going after Lobo, making them a useful asset for him. Clay whines that he paid $25k for a clean hit, so Romeo hands him back the cash and says they’ll take care of it personally. Clay tries to backpedal for his life, wants to call it off, but Romeo insists since he outed her as a threat, she has to go.

In the hospital Jax is stroking Tara’s cheek. She wakes up when her doctor comes in to give her a progress report. Her bones were set easily, but there’s severe nerve damage. Jax doesn’t know what that means, but I do. Tara tells him that means she won’t be able to use her hand. Bye bye surgery career. When the doctor leaves, she breaks down.

Showdown at Casa Teller: Gemma has arrived home and beelines it into the office where Clay is busy putting his cash back in the safe. She spits, “What’s the matter? Change your mind? Get a refund because they didn’t kill her?” Clay pretends he doesn’t know what she’s talking about, but she’s thrown off her gloves.  “You promised me. You looked me in the eye and you promised me you wouldn’t hurt Tara!” Clay plays dumb so Gemma reminds him of that morning. “Jesus Christ, those babies could have been hurt!” she screams. Clay kicks a chair across the room, he’s had enough. Gemma threatens to tell Jax. Clay turns to head toward her and she pulls her gun out of her bag. “You stay away from me, you son of a bitch. You stay away from my family.” Clay stops in his tracks. “You gonna kill me, Gemma? Like you did your first husband?” Gemma says that he killed John and Clay disagrees. “Nah. Baby, you killed him. You played me for a chump, and I was. I was no match for that tight pussy and broken, angry heart. Yeah. Maybe Jax needs to read some of that truth.” Gemma shoots, but it goes goes wide past Clay’s shoulder. She looks panicked, he looks shocked. He snaps out of it and SNAPS, going after her. Gemma connects a good punch first, but Clay socks her one and sends her across the room and the dining room table. We can correctly assume that his is not the first time these guys have fought, but I can guarantee they’ve never fought like this. Gemma scrambles away from him, gets up heading for the door, but it’s locked. Clay picks her up and throws her to the floor, backhanding her repeatedly. Then we get Gemma’s POV of his fist coming down. That’s gonna leave a mark. And Clay’s arthritis didn’t seem to hinder that…

Tara is staring off like a zombie in her hospital bed. Jax asks her if she wants to say goodnight to Abel and she declines. We can pretty much figure out what’s going on it her head. Jax is feeling helpless and guilty. He wants her to project all of the bad things on to him. She plainly says that all this had to happen because they are destined to be together and he can’t leave. He tries to argue that they’ll leave together. “No. The club won’t let you. Gemma won’t let you. Charming won’t let you…The only way I can be with you is if I lose my way out. I lost that today, baby. I have a dead hand. No one will want me now. No one… I’ll never save another life again, never fix a tiny heart. It’s okay. We can now be together — you, me, Gemma. Here in beautiful Charming. A happy family. Maybe I should smash my other hand. That way I can just stay home, be a mom, raise your babies…” Yup, that’s pretty much what I thought she was thinking. Then she wigs out him and screams for him to go, Go, GOOoooo!!!

Jax runs out of the room and right into the sheriff, who tries to offer some sympathy but Jax is in no mood for it. Roosevelt sees the rest of SAMCRO down the hall, including Juice. There’s an exchange of words between him and Chibs and Tig when he asks to chat with Juice. They go off to be private and Roosevelt apologizes to Juice. “I want to apologize. I’m getting tossed around by this DA just as much as you are. The way I’ve conducted myself … I’m sorry.” Juice tells him it’s a little late but Roosevelt a good guy. “That doesn’t mean I can’t man up and tell you I was wrong.”

Jax sits in the waiting room surrounded with support from the guys. They all get up to go, but Jax asks Opie to stay. “I’ve been lying to you, Ope. That deal I made with Clay about the cartel, it was to get me out too,” Jax starts. He might as well have kicked Opie in the nuts. “I’m leaving SAMCRO, Ope. I was going to jump when Clay retired, but now… I’m out when we get done with this deal with the Irish.” Poor Opie. He reminds Jax, “After my five-year stretch, I wanted out too. You talked me into staying.” Prick. He should have added “prick” at the end. Jax agrees that he did do that and Opie, heart-breakingly, tells him that he needs him in the club. But Jax says his family needs him more. “You were right, man. I should have let you get out. Donna would probably still be alive. I’m so sorry, bro.” Opie is utterly speechless. Jax urges him to make things right with Lyla and his dad and then leaves him sitting there alone.

At the clubhouse, Juice is walking out to the parking lot. He sees Clay arrive and silently skulk into the the building. He pulls out his cell phone and makes a call. “Checking in.” Chibs and Bobby are lounging with some clubhouse croweaters at the bar. Tig yells out, “Yo, what happened to you?” to Clay who doesn’t answer. He carries his overnight bag back into the apartment.

Unser shows up at Gemma and Clay’s house. The lights are off and it’s dark. Plus the place is tossed. Gemma tells him to sit down and he is shocked when he sees her busted up face. He wants to take her to the hospital but she tells him nothing is broken and to sit.  “What do you need, sweetheart? Just tell me what I can do.” he softly tells her. I really love how they call each other sweetheart. There is something so endearing about it. She says there’s nothing left to be done and she utters the same words he has said to her. “Clay can’t be saved.” Unser suggests they re-stage Piney’s crime scene to point toward Clay, but she has something more serious in mind. “He’s not going down by law. He’s going to die by the hand of a Son.”

*A Son. Which means it could be someone other than Jax. So who’s on the short list to do the deed? Jax, obviously, so long as he finds out all of the stuff that people have been keeping from him. Opie: Clay killed his wife and now his father. That totally makes sense. Tig: because Clay’s been shutting him out and he won’t be happy when he sees what happened to Gemma. Bobby: eh, I’m not sold on him doing the deed but would he do it to save the club?

next weeks episode: Call of Duty

A 90-minute episode! SAMCRO is at risk of being pushed out of their own business when a powerful adversary arrives and poses a threat to their business relations with the Cartel.

Be sure to read all my extensive Sons of Anarchy coverage here.

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Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.09 “Kiss”

Ok, on to the recap.

At the garage, Chibs is essentially dragging Juice by the collar to go see Jax. He tells Jax about Juice’s suicide attempt. Apparently suicide is somehow a no-no in the SAMCRO biker handbook. They typically withdraw support from guys who are suicidal and then vote them out. Chibs asks for a second chance for Juice, so long as he watches him personally. Oh and maybe keep him out of the cartel ruckus for now.

A meeting between Clay, Alvarez and Luis reveals there are two dozen or so Lobos Sonora in the area and they’re making alliances to expand their cocaine network. The Chinese has cornered the corner of heroin trade, so the Niners are out of that. They figure out that Laroy and the Niners have been doing business with the enemy cartel and have now become an issue. Jax says they’ll meet with Laroy to find out what’s going on and Luis invites himself to tag along. After everyone else leaves, Jax say “If the Niners are buying from Lobo, this guy is going to slaughter them. That changes the whole dynamic in Oaktown. It wipes diplomacy off the table.” Clay shrugs, “Maybe it’s time to clean house. Relationships are overrated.” Aaand, that statement sums it all up when it comes to Clay this season.

Gemma’s trying to call Piney but he isn’t answering his phone.

RIP Piney Winston

A SAMCRO meeting is happening to figure out how to deal with the new revelation of the Niners. Juice isn’t present, Jax covers for him and says he looking for “bugs” in the clubhouse since the cops were all up in there. Clay enforces that they don’t have to worry about dealing with Lobo, they have to worry about Galindo so let Galindo deal with the issue and they’ll act as backup. Bobby sullenly states, “Yeah, ’cause all our plans with these guys have worked out just perfectly.” The meeting’s interrupted by two of the Irish Kings calling Clay. He leaves to take the call and the gist of the conversation is that they’re concerned that he is acting recklessly by selling weapons to a drug cartel. Clay pleads with them to follow through and they reluctantly agree to meet with Galindo, but with no guarantees that they’ll sell them guns. More pressure on Clay.

Roosevelt is also alarmed by Juice’s emotional and physical state when he drops by the T-M garage. Juice tells him he wants out.

Tara tells Margaret that she’s going to the conference in Portland. Margaret’s thrilled and Tara then says she wants to give her something to hold on to (the letters) in case something happens to her. But as she pulls them out of her drawer she realizes it’s just a stack of blank paper. And she knows just who was behind it.

Roosevelt goes to Potter to convince him to cut Juice loose because he tried to kill himself. Potter realizes that if Juice is so unstable they won’t be able to use him properly. So he switches gears and decides to tap into Otto. They recorded Bobby’s visit to Otto in the pokey, including his lie about killing Georgie. “Otto Delaney has endured more pain and suffering for his organization than any other felon I’ve ever known. I think this betrayal pushes him over the line.” But he’s still going to squeeze what he can out of Juice.

SAMCRO meets with Laroy, basically tells him to drop the relationship with Lobo Sonora. There’s some tension as Laroy tells them to butt out, that it isn’t their business. But Jax tells him,”We made a deal with Galindo. You buying from Lobo puts us at odds. We can’t have that.” The point is punctuated when Galindo shows up heavily armed. Jax pulls Laroy aside and tells him that if he cooperates they’ll all get out alive. Laroy explains to everyone that Lobo approached them before the boys got out of jail. He didn’t know about Galindo, only that Lobo offered lots of support in an effort to grow. Luis isn’t happy about this info. Luis orders Laroy to call Lobo. “Tell them you have a buyer with an urgent need.” Laroy hesitates but Luis says if he doesn’t do it he’ll gun down all his guys.

Jax pulls Laroy aside and Laroy explains that trying to sever from Lobo could be muy mal. But Jax tells him the other option is equally as bad. “We cannot get in the middle of a cartel beef. We’ve got to roll with Galindo. We’ll talk to Alvarez and find a way to cut in the Niners.” Laroy agrees. A glimpse at Clay and we can hear his time as a leader ticking away.

Gemma goes to the cabin to check on Piney since he hasn’t been answering his phone and, of course, finds him dead. She has a minor freak out. “I told you! Goddamn it, I told you! You stupid old man!” She calls Unser and it doesn’t take her long to figure out that Clay killed Piney, she tells him how he lied about being at the club house the night before. Unser explains that the letters she saw burning in the firepit were only copies. Clay read the copies and was convinced that Tara and Piney have the originals. Piney’s dead, Tara’s next. Unser is more than ready to turn in Clay but Gemma says no. He tells her “Clay cannot be saved.” She refuses to turn her back on him, that she loves him and they’re all responsible for this. Unser wants to know if Gemma knew the real reason that Clay wanted JT dead, ending the guns. She answers very carefully, that she supported the idea but never knew the details. He tells her he’s going to choose to believe her answer. Before he knows it she plants a big one on his kisser and that moment explains how she has managed to manipulate him through the years. He pushes her out and proceeds to figure out how to stage the crime scene.

The head of the Lobo faction has brought some drug samples to Laroy. The place explodes as Galindo busts on in shooting and Lobo fires back. Lobo blows through a wall and escapes, leaving Luis undeniably peeved. He’s ready to execute Laroy and all the Niners. Jax, again, steps in explaining that in the land of outlaw bikers, you need work with other crews. To move product, you need to build relationships. A shot of Happy, Bobby and Opie as lighbulbs shine over their heads as they’re seeing Jax emerge as a leader. Jax explains that Laroy made a bad choice and killing him off won’t help Galindo in the long run.

As everyone starts to disperse, Clay approaches Luis about Operation: Kill Tara. Luis hands him a burn phone and explains there’s only one number on it, that the guy is an independent contractor and once Clay makes the call there’s no going back. Clay stresses that it has to look like something from the outside. “Considering our current state of affairs, that doesn’t seem to be a problem.”

Tara confronts Gemma about stealing the letters from her office, which Gemma does not deny. “You have no idea what you stirred up with those letters, letting Piney read them!” Tara insists she didn’t let Piney ready them, she only asked about John. Gemma is knocked off her game because now she realizes that Piney was bluffing and Clay killed him for nothing. Gemma asks why Tara hasn’t shown the letters to Jax. Tara says that Jax would likely kill Clay, then adds “Finding out how John really felt at the end? It would break Jax’s heart knowing he had been hating so deeply. The guilt would push him deeper into the club and I’d lose him.” Then Gemma asks how he’d feel about his mama and Tara answers truthfully. He’d find out some harsh truths about Gemma being with Clay before John died (which hardly seems like it would be a shocker). Tara asks if Gemma knew that Clay tried to kill John, and Gemma lies. “I know what everyone else knows. John went out the way they should all go out — on two wheels, at high speed. I don’t know if Clay killed JT. All I know is he brought me back to life.” Another example of Gemma’s devotion to Clay stressed in this episode. And then Tara proceeds to tells Gemma that she’s taking off for a conference in Oregon, information that no doubt will come into play at a later time.

At Stockton, Potter is stirring another giant pot. He again pretends to be a sheriff’s deputy and visits Otto. “Georgie was in Thailand when Luann was murdered. I also know Bobby led you to believe that the club had avenged Luann’s death, but that’s not true either.” Otto is truly stumped and my heart is breaking for this guy. “Why would they lie to me?” Potter twists the knife of lies telling him that they didn’t kill Georgie because he wasn’t guilty and still insists that Bobby did the deed. He continues on. “You came to Stockton to do a six- year stretch. The moves you made in here for the club added another 30. You lost your freedom, your vision, your sanity, and now you’re on death row. Seems to me there’s a substantial inequity at play here.” Otto may be a little crazy but he’s smart and knows this guy isn’t just a sheriff’s deputy. He asks Potter who he is. He answers, “I’m just a guy trying to balance the scales.”

Gemma is sitting in her office when Jax comes in to tell her that Tara is taking off for a conference. He also adds that she is taking the kids with her, along with the nanny. Gemma is not happy, asks why (Tara’s their mother) and for how long (undetermined) and then asks him what he’s up to. She’s serious, too, because she actually asks, “what are you up to, Jackson?” He just says he’s trying to keep the kids clear of headless bodies. Just then, Chibs pokes his head in looking for Juice.

Piney and Juice

Meanwhile Juice, handcuffed, has been shown Potter’s war room and about the RICO operation, from the Russians to SAMCRO. Potter explains that he really wants the RIRA. He tells Juice he’ll leave the Sons out of RICO if Juice tells him when the meeting with the Irish Kings is. “You’re going to just let us walk?” Potter sits down next to him and carefully words his answer. “No. But I won’t use federal law to shut down your entire organization. Some members of SAMCRO will have to pay for their involvement, but the Sons of Anarchy motorcycle club will survive. Hmmm. Maybe saving the reaper will be just the karmic balm your psychic neck wound needs?”

It’s nighttime and Gemma is outside cleaning up around the kids play area. Clay comes over and they both plant themselves down in the kid’s swings. “Rough day.” Clay says. Gemma agrees and they sit silently. She finally breaks the silence. ”I live with so many lies, Clay. So many things I can’t ever speak of. I’m okay with that. I do it to protect what we have. But I can’t lie to you. You’re the only truth I have.” The third act of devotion to Clay stressed in this episode. “I went to the cabin today. I know why you did it. I know you read JT’s letters, burned the copies.” We all know this revelation is not going to sit well with him. “So … what do we do with this truth?” Gemma: “Nothing. It stays between us. Piney wanted a hard way out. Going down defending John was probably the noblest way for him. But it stops here. I talked to Tara. She’s never going to tell Jax about those letters. She knows it would push him deeper into the club.” And then the info we knew would come into play at some point. “She’s heading out of town tomorrow morning, going up to Oregon for some hospital thing. When she gets back, I’ll get the letters. And I promise you, I won’t let her hurt the club, or our family. But you have to promise me you won’t hurt Tara.”

Clay says ok and adds, “I love you, Gemma. Everything I do is for you.” but we already know the wheels are turning in his head.

Tara’s packing for her trip when Jax comes in and asks if she has any more room in her bag because he’s going with her. Plot twist!  He’s taking some time from club biz and says “I’m out, babe. I just got a few things to tie up when I get back.” They both giggle with happiness.

Back to Clay at the clubhouse, he pulls out the burner phone Luis gave him and presses a button. We hear the phone ring.

Next week’s episode: Hands

Jax and Tara get a glimpse of life without SAMCRO but discover that their reality is hard to escape.

Be sure to read all my extensive Sons of Anarchy coverage here.

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Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.01 “Out”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.02 “Booster”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.03 “Dorylus”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.04 “Una Venta”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.05 “Brick”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.06 “With an X”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.07 “Fruit for the Crows”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.08 “Family Recipe”

Jax and Tara’s house: there’s an early morning knock on the door. Rat is woken up and stops in front of the door. She checks the peephole and sends Rat to the back room. Tara opens the door and Roosevelt is standing there. He explains that Margaret called the sheriff’s office and turned over a copy of the note. He holds it up, “She’s convinced you did receive a death threat.” Tara goes on to say that she didn’t take the threat seriously, despite there being a prospect there to watch over the house. And he’s totally got her number. She tries to dismiss him, but he shows her that he’s not going quietly by posting someone outside her house and at the hospital.

Family Recipe: Clay and Piney

Jax and Opie are sitting outside Teller-Morrow when Piney rolls on in. Jax remarks that there was no way Piney was going to proxy this vote. Opie asks what happens if Bobby wins the vote. Jax explains that immediately nothing major will happen. Clay opens the door from the office and Gemma follows behind him, the King & Queen. Jax explains to Opie why he’s siding with Clay and it’s a total BS reason. Clay announces it’s time to vote “this shit.”

Opie approaches Piney and it’s a tough-tender moment between them. In front of his father Opie is instantly a lost little boy looking to his father. Piney strokes the bruises on Opie’s face (that he put there). “I’m sorry, son.” Opie replies, “I love you, Pop. I’m with you on this.” Hugs. Someone must be cutting onions behind Piney.

In church, the vote is starting. Clay and Tig: Nay. Chibs is next but before he opens his mouth the room is awash in bullets. A truck busts through the front gates, still spraying bullets. A duffel bag comes flying out of the truck, as does one of it’s passengers before it takes off. Oops. As they try to figure out what the hell just happened, Clay is already barking orders: take the LS left behind to “the rez” and call the coke barn to be on alert. Meanwhile Chucky has wandered over to the duffel bag. ”Clay! This is bad! Like, bad bad!” They come over to see what Chucky is seeing. Inside the bag are four severed heads, one of them SAMTAZ’s missing prez, Armando.

Clay dispatch’s Happy to interrogate the Lobo Sonara guy left behind. Chibs and Juice go with him. Piney tells Clay: “That bag of heads is your get-out-of-drugs-free card… you tell the cartel we didn’t sign up for this blood feud and you want out.” Piney still pokes at the lion in the cage with a large stick, tells Clay that if they’re not out of the drug biz tomorrow he’s handing the letters over to the club. Yeah, those letters that he doesn’t have.

Jax has some news for them. The coke barn is safe, Alvarez’s tortilla truck was jacked and 3 of his men are missing. Tig states that the cartel is military sharp. Then the police roll in. Piney decides he’s going to head up to the cabin, despite Opie all but begging him to stay.

Chuckie retrieves a bag of groceries from an SUV outside, he’s cooking for the fundraiser for Charming Gardens that’s happening tonight, and spots a head that rolled under the vehicle. He looks around and there’s cops everywhere, so he tosses the head in his grocery bag, naturally.

Inside the office Clay is trying to calm Gemma down, that he’s got things under control. But she’s totally wigged out about the bag of heads. Jax says they should cancel the fundraiser. Gemma disagrees and Clay says it’ll be good PR. Gemma wants some protection from here on out and asks for Phil, but Clay says that Tig is the man for the job.

Outside, Roosevelt asks Jax why the place has been turned into Swiss cheese by automatic fire. Jax and Clay act dumb and Gemma pipes up that it was a rival shop (apparently a nod to Shield viewers, one of which I was not so I didn’t get it). The sheriff says that the place is a crime scene and they have to do a full investigation. Jax dismisses him with a “knock yourself out” and as he tries to walk away Roosevelt says he hopes it has nothing to do with the confirmed threat against Tara. Jax hits a sore spot by asking Roosevelt if he has a family (we know he and his wife want one but haven’t been able to) and Jax rubs it in a little more when he notices the sheriff’s quiet rage. “You really should. It’s good to have a reason not to die.”

Chucky, as always, is providing some comic relief with the hijinks of what to do with the severed head with the compound crawling with cops. I already know where this is going.

At the rez, Happy reports that despite his best efforts the LS soldier is not talking. Galindo is there as well and Clay sort of lays into Luis about then not having their shit together. Since the guy isn’t talking, Luis busts out a case full of things that makes Happy covet, among them some truth serum that he injects into their hostage. The result of that truth serum is that there’s a rat in Alvarez’s crew. Jax utters a familiar phrase to Alvarez: “It don’t matter, Mayan or Sons, that bitch is dead.”

They figure out the mole is a dude in Alvarez’s crew named, Pedro, who was at the SAMCRO clubhouse while Alvarez was injured and knew where Lobo Sonora should hit them. Rather than immediately setting out to decapitate him, they use him to feed some mis-information about the guns to the rival cartel. The only problem is that Galindo has no armed back up available to take then out, so the Sons are stuck with the dirty work. And they’re not exactly thrilled about it.

Back at the clubhouse, Chucky’s chili a la severed head must be smelling pretty good because a couple of the cops are looking to score a free lunch.

Outside Gemma and Tara are commiserating. Tara is none too pleased. She’s been pulled from the rotation at the hospital because of the threat and she’s stuck at the compound with her kids and a bunch of dirty bikers because she’s trying to do things Jax’s way. She questions her judgment and is looking for advice from a woman who has done nothing but exercised bad judgment most of her life. Gemma’s answer, “We pull through and we stick it out. That’s what family does.” And then distracts Tara by suggesting they check on that chili.

Twisted sitcom material: Gemma stirs the pot of chili and a face rises to the top. Chuckie runs over, “Hey! Gemma! Hey! It’s not ready!” She holds it together since there’s cops not too far away. “Did you follow the recipe?” “I had to add a few things of my own.” Gemma smiles nervously, “I can see that.” Tara asks, “Is it spicy?” and as she grabs the lid, Gemma slams it down. “Very. It actually made my eyes burn.” Chuckie says, “I probably got in over my head.” (ba dum dum!) Gemma pushes Tara out of the kitchen. “Yeah, you know, it’s an old family recipe. It’s a delicate process. I probably should have made it myself. Why don’t you take it up to the reservation? I think Happy likes it that hot.” “I accept that,” Chuckie replies.

The garden fundraiser is in full swing. Clay and Oswald are kicking back together when Clay suggests that the two of them donate the $75,000 needed to save Charming gardens. Clay explains that Charming will need a hero when Hale’s vision falls apart. (Oh yeah, I sort of forgot about the Charming Heights story line.) Oswald is skeptical but Clay assures him that public opinion will go against Hale, he loses the on-ramp and then all the land reverts back to Oswald. By then Hale will be done as the Mayor. Everybody wins.

Jax rolls up to Piney’s cabin. The conversation steers toward Piney waxing poetic about John Teller and the vision for the club. It gets under Jax’s skin because he doesn’t want to hear about JT. He concedes that the club has lost its way, but believing one man can change everything is ridiculous. One would think that Piney would take this opportunity to fill Jax in on the existence of the letters. Perhaps it slipped his mind after imbibing all that tequila. Jax says he’s trying to figure out what he has to do today to stay alive to tomorrow, and he’s doing it for his family. Piney tries again to stress what a good man JT was and that Jax should know that for himself. Jax leaves in a quiet huff.

Roosevelt and his wife are chatting at the fundraiser. She’s bummed because of low cash flow. He encourages her for doing what she thought was right. She’s worried about causing tension with he and the mayor, but he confesses that he likes getting under Hale’s skin. Clay and Gemma approach, he’d like to say a few words and make a public donation, if Rita’s ok with that.

Meanwhile SAMCRO, Mayans and the minor showing of Galindo prepping for the Lobo Sonora confrontation. Pedro, the alleged mole, is tied and gagged.

Clay’s speech about his love for Charming is crafted to appeal to the crowd, despite the fact that he’s a “bad element.” His speech’s exclamation point is announcing the donation two $75k checks toward the garden. Rita is happy, some people in the crowd clap approvingly. Roosevelt is not exactly happy about it. Clay goes on to say that while one of those checks is from him, a crook, the other is from a man who believes in Charming and who should be mayor, Oswald.

At the rez, everyone is waiting for the Lobo contingent to show up. Juice is off by himself and Chibs shakes him out of zone to get him involved in the here and now. Two vehicles show up, one stays and the other takes off. The one that stays is the jacked tortilla truck and in the back are the bodies that match the heads that were rolling around the Teller-Morrow parking lot. So…that means Pedro is not the mole. But he is killed by Luis anyway.

At Jax and Tara’s, they are both sitting at the table. She pretty much tells him for the safety of the kids she has to go and get them out of there, despite his best efforts in protecting them. There’s another hospital interested in her and she wants to go. He tells her she should definitely go. She’s relieved to have his support, but is concerned about what Gemma would think.

Gemma’s at the clubhouse cleaning. Clay rings her on her cell asking where she is. She says she’s heading home and asks if he’s ok. He says he is and that he’s going to stay at the clubhouse, a lie since we see Gemma there and he’s nowhere in sight. “Want me to come by?” she asks. He lies again. “Nah. I’m in lockdown in the chapel. I need the quiet.” But she is standing right outside church and he isn’t in there. Tig is hanging out nearby, since he’s assigned to Gemma. She and Clay say their goodbyes. She says, “Take me home, Tiggy.” He jumps up and slings Gemma’s purse over his shoulder. It is amusing.

Juice is in the woods cleaning up from the previous night’s self-lynching. Chibs sneaks up on him and Juice tries to blow things off. But Chibs takes in the scene, then looks at Juice and he gets what went down. “Jay-sus! What the hell are you doing? You coward!” Juice is destroyed and Chibs tries to make sense of things. He grabs Juice and let’s him sob on his shoulder.

Clay, as it turns out, has gone up to visit Piney at the cabin. Piney must have been expecting this visit and makes Clay remove all of his weapons. Clay says he wants more time because things got tricky with Galindo. There’s heated exchange about Clay’s greed being the main motivator. Clay insists he’s trying to do the right thing and proceeds to tell Piney things that placate him. Clay heads for the door and as Piney goes to shut and lock it, Clay kicks it back in knocking Piney to the ground. Clay proceeds to trash the place looking for JT’s letters. Piney gets up, says the letters aren’t in the cabin. Clay realizes that Tara must have them. Piney tries to protect Tara, implying that she doesn’t know about them, but Clay says that Tara’s the one who gave them to Piney. Piney pleads with Clay to leave her out of it. “Too late,” Clay growls before he blasts Piney in the chest.

Clay makes sure that Piney is really dead, dips his fingers in blood. He heads over to a framed picture of the Original 9, then writes “LS” in Piney’s blood. As the episode ends, Clay walks off and the camera pans down to Piney’s back. His jean cut gets soaked with blood. The reaper on the back patch now has real blood on the scythe.

next week’s episode: Kiss

SAMCRO gets word that the Niners have made a new alliance that directly impacts their own agenda.

Be sure to read all my extensive Sons of Anarchy coverage here.

Related posts:
Rippin-Kitten visits the set of “Sons of Anarchy” (prior to season 3 airing)
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.01 “Out”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.02 “Booster”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.03 “Dorylus”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.04 “Una Venta”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.05 “Brick”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.06 “With an X”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.07 “Fruit for the Crows”

The full track listing for Songs of Anarchy: Music from Sons of Anarchy Seasons 1-4 is as follows:
1. This Life – Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers

2. Son Of A Preacher Man – Katey Sagal & The Forest Rangers

3. Forever Young – Audra Mae & The Forest Rangers

4. John The Revelator – Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers

5. Fortunate Son – Lyle Workman & Bob Thiele

6. Slip Kid – Anvil featuring Franky Perez

7. Girl From The North Country – The Lions

8. Someday Never Comes – Billy Valentine & The Forest Rangers

9. Gimme Shelter – Paul Brady & The Forest Rangers

10. Bird On A Wire – Katey Sagal & The Forest Rangers

11. Hey Hey, My My – Battleme

12. What A Wonderful World – Alison Mosshart & The Forest Rangers

13. Los Tiempos Van Cambiando (The Times They Are A-Changin’) – Franky Perez & Los Guardianes del

14. Strange Fruit – Katey Sagal & The Forest Rangers featuring Blake Mills

15. House Of The Rising Sun – Battleme & The Forest Rangers with Katey Sagal

Available for preorder on Amazon.com on November 29, 2011.

I’ll go on record to say that I think Jesse James is the far superior builder out of the three, but if this is left up to voting from the viewer audience I don’t think Jesse has a prayer. His public persona is swirling around the bowl and while he still has a core fan base, much of the general public JUST. DOESN’T. LIKE. HIM. And based on the poll that’s on the show’s page, Paul Jr. is smoking him in the popular vote.

Chopper Live: biker build-off between Jesse James, Paul Sr. and Paul Jr

DISCOVERY CHANNEL FAN FAVORITE JESSE JAMES RETURNS TO BATTLE SENIOR AND JUNIOR IN THE ULTIMATE BIKE COMPETITION

Fasten your seatbelt. Paul Teutul Sr. and Paul Teutul Jr. are about to go head to head – or helmet to helmet – as they put their personal issues aside and get down to business this Dec. 5 and 6 at 9:00pm ET/PT.

But it’s not just the Teutuls who will be putting their skills and their ego on the line.  Jesse James, who made his television debut on the Discovery Channel, will return to the network for the first time since 2006 to take on the Teutuls.  James will be joining father and son in his attempt to prove that one doesn’t need the surname Teutul to win the title of master bike builder.  After all, James’ Discovery documentary, Motorcycle Mania, paved the road for the motorcycle revolution that hit television in the years that followed.

Jesse James and the Teutuls previously shared time on the network with their respective shows, but now these combustible characters will share the same stage for the first time.  The fierce competition and live results special will test the breaking points of the Teutuls family feud and Jesse James’ notoriously hot temper.

Coming on the heels of American Chopper’s return to Discovery Channel last year, the veteran show will take its success to new levels with its first LIVE event. In this two-night special, Chopper fans will have the opportunity to vote on their favorite bike after seeing the three finished products during our regularly scheduled American Chopper on Monday, Dec. 5, at 9pm ET/PT.  The following evening, Tuesday, Dec. 6, at 9:00pm ET/PT, American Chopper Live will air straight from the strip in downtown Las Vegas, NV.  What better place than Sin City to crown the winner of this unique bike building competition?

Will Senior’s years of experience give him the edge?  Will Junior’s younger outlook lead him to victory?  Or will wild card Jesse James wipe the floor with the two of them?

More info about the show can be found at: dsc.discovery.com/tv/american-chopper/chopper-live
Plus, there’s a nifty sweepstakes to enter!

What do you guys think about this 3-way build-off? Who do you think will win?

Gemma is taking the baby’s seat out of the Mommy-mobile and she notices the note in the front seat. She reads it and runs inside. She grills Tara as to who could have left it. Tara goes to call the police, but Gemma dissuades her, it will only end badly for everyone. Tara is not playin’ around. “This is a death threat, Gemma, delivered to my front door.” Gemma says that they’ll just camp out at the compound for a few days. “Normal people call the authorities when their lives are threatened!” Gemma reminds her that she doesn’t have a normal life.

Jax and Clay are on their way to the Mayan’s cocaine-packaging compound. I guess it makes sense that all of Alvarez’s worker bees are women clad only in their undies (to avoid any opportunities to pilfer a baggie here or there) and respirators. The packaged coke is bundled into hollowed out stacks of tortillas. Tig says out loud what everyone is already thinking, “That’s embracing the stereotype, man.” Alvarez tells them he currently has 28 dealers and that he’s looking to triple that number and get it into the prisons. Bobby asks about the heroin when Jax is distracted by a phone call. He tells the guys that someone left a death threat in Tara’s car. As they’re getting ready to leave, a car busts through the gate and two guys in masks start firing at them with automatic weapons. Alvarez gets a good guy wound and a few red shirt Mayans are killed.

Jax grabs a gun from one of the downed Mayans, gets on his bike and takes off after the car. Tig and Clay check on Alvarez and after the realization that the Mayans doctor was killed, they offer up Tara’s services to patch him up.

At Jax’s house there’s crying babies and a pissed of Tara trying to get things together to head to the safe arms of the club.

Jax is keeping up with the shooter’s car. They pull over to shoot at him. He takes cover behind a truck but can see enough to know that they’re Hispanic in nature. He shoots and hits one of them and as he goes after the guy, the driver of the car backs up kills their guy. Jax gets back on his bike and pursues.

Back at the clubhouse, Clay tells Gemma and Tara that Jax went after the shooters. Tara sees Alvarez and goes into doctor mode. Unser shows up soon after and Gemma shows him the threatening note (that he wrote). He asks her if Tara is under club protection and Gemma assures him that she is. So far his plan is working.

Tara is patching up Alvarez. Chibs, her assistant, helps with pain management by handing him a joint. Juice comes in from warehouse duty and Clay asks why he’s there. Nevermind, he doesn’t care why he’s there. He wants him back at the warehouse. (By the way, wasn’t Juice shot in the leg? There’s not a limp in sight.)

Clay asks Gemma how Tara’s doing. Gemma wants to know if the threat is valid, but he plays dumb. Because Gemma is the fierce mother, she asks Opie where his wife and kids are. He and Bobby head off to find Lyla. Clay starts throwing questions at Alvarez about those who were brave enough to storm the Mayans compound. He tells Alvarez about the threat to Tara. Juice is acting a little wiggy watching Tara dig around in Alvarez’s shoulder, and Chibs is noticing. Tara does not feel like chatting when Alvarez asks what happened to her. Clay fills him in about the threat she received. Alvarez mentions, ” I’ve been hearing rumors Galindo lost a hit squad last week. Found them butchered and burned.” Tig asks if its the other cartel, Lobo Sonora, but Clay tries to sweep the thought away with the thought that Romeo would have let them know.

Jax calls to tell them he followed the shooter to a small apartment complex and tells Clay to get backup from LaRoy. He watches the driver take a large duffel bag out of the trunk and he goes inside.

Sons of Anarchy "Fruit for Crows"

Roosevelt shows up to check on Tara because he heard about the threat. Under the watchful eye of Gemma, Clay, Chibs, Juice and Tig she insists that she is fine. Roosevelt is not unaware of all the eyes watching them and slides her his card. Then he yells out to Juice that his parole officer wants him to take a pee test right now and Clay urges him to do so. Clay initiates another one on one chat with Tara to see if everything is ok and she knows something is just not right.

And then we see Lyla at Cara Cara. In a a thong. Opie tells her to pick up her daughter and come back to the compound because “shit’s going down.” She argues that she has a job and she can’t just leave, then asks him to clarify why she should care. He reluctantly tells her about the death threat in Tara’s car and that they’re taking precautions. His phone rings and he takes the opportunity to remove himself from her. Bobby notices Ima doing her best to cover up her two black eyes and busted nose. He asks her what happened and she says, “Ask your VP.” Bobby is skeptical that Jax did that to her face. When Ima tries to push by him he puts out a hand to stop her, causing her to flinch and back away. He asks if she put a note in Tara’s car and she screeches “I swear! I did not do anything!”

Juice and Roosevelt are at the police station in a bit of a stalemate. Juice won’t give him the coke sample until he meets the guy pulling the strings and Roosevelt can’t introduce Juice to Potter until he’s got the sample. Juice finally says, “I’m just tired of playing ‘Who’s Your Daddy?’ I’ll bring you the sample when I meet the guy who can make the deal.”

Fruit for Crows, SOA 4.07

Jax now has back up and is telling Clay, Chibs, Opie, Tig and Bobby about the duffel bag.  They decide to proceed even though LaRoy and his boys aren’t there. Opie, Chibs and Jax take the back balcony and everyone busts on in with a countdown over their cells.

The apartment is hardly full of the dangerous type. It’s full of a family: kids, a mom and grandmother and the driver. The duffel bag Jax was sure was loaded with some heavy machinery is actually full of diapers. Ruh roh. He is clearly pissed, orders the kids out of the room so he can have a chat with the driver. He asks where the other shooter is and the driver, in Spanish, says he doesn’t know. Ah, what we have here is a failure to communicate and none of the guys picked up a lick of Español while in the pokey.  Tig starts threatening those present with his gun and finally a woman speaks up in English, “We live here.” Chaos ensues when the second shooter busts through the door and grabs a woman hostage. There’s a lot of yelling and crying.

Jax manages to calm everyone down for the moment and asks her to translate. “He won’t listen. He doesn’t care.” This prompts the second shooter to execute her before she can say anything else, which prompts Chibs to shoot him dead. Through the driver’s despair, we find out that the woman was his sister. With some prodding from Jax he tells them they are legal immigrants from Mexico and he was forced to be driver for this Lobo Sonora errand, or his family in Mexico would essentially be tortured and killed. This is where Jax (and Opie) finally realize that dealing with cartels is BAD. They exit, leaving all the carnage behind them.

Meanwhile Tara wants to know what Gemma knows about cartels. Gemma doesn’t really own up to much knowledge other than they’re selling guns to the cartel. When Tara asks if drugs are involved Gemma clams up completely, causing Tara to freak that she is being targeted by a cartel. Gemma tries to assure her that she’s safe. “The club is not going to let anything happen to you,” but Tara doesn’t want to hear it. “The club is why everything is happening to me! To my family! I can’t believe I signed off on this shit.”

Roosevelt meets with Lincoln Potter and tells him that Juice wants to meet him. Lincoln nixes that until they get the sample. He suggests Roosevelt bust Juice for the sample instead possession, even though it’s entrapment. Roosevelt protests, “I am not going dirty to expedite your agenda.” Potter asks how the sheriff justifies trashing the SAMCRO clubhouse. “That was tactical, this is criminal! You want to tie up Juice on a bullshit bust? Do it yourself. I’m done.” Lincoln answers that with a threat of a formal complaint against Roosevelt and it would seem that he has the sheriff over a barrel.

Jax returns to the clubhouse, gives his mom a hug before seeking out Tara. Gemma informs him that Tara knows about the drugs and the cartel, “Not from me.” she insists. Jax uncomfortably confronts Tara and tells her he didn’t know the drugs were going to be part of the gun deal. Tara instantly and correctly guesses that was Clay’s doing. He says the deal was complicated. She correctly states that Clay cannot be trusted. Surprisingly Jax sticks up for Clay, saying he’s protecting the club but she isn’t swayed. “Clay protects himself. This is two weeks into it. What happens in two months? A year?” She leaves in a huff.

Clay and Alvarez discuss recent events. Clay tells Alvarez about Lobo Sonora, “I think Galindo’s rival is making a play in northern Cali.” Alvarez says he spoke to Romeo and the consensus was that Lobos were just making some noise. For now. Clay, still diverting any arrows pointing to him, asks about Tara’s note and Alvarez explains “…it’s not their style. Lobo would have written the note in their kids’ blood.” Lesson: you DON’T eff around with cartels!

Roosevelt calls Juice and tells him to meet him with the coke, to set up the entrapment. He is clearly unhappy that he has been forced into this position.

Gemma and Unser are meeting in her office to figure out where the threat against Tara came from. He tells her no other doctors have been threatened and suggests that it’s club-related. Before they can explore any further Clay comes in and Gemma leaves. Clay is none too happy with Unser, shoves him down on the couch and growls, “You think this is some kind of a game? Crawl back into your little shithole, Wayne. You leave this alone. Don’t get in my way anymore.”

Juice dutifully brings the coke sample to Roosevelt like a good puppy. Roosevelt makes sure he is alone and when Juice hands him the coke, Roosevelt arrests him.

Bobby informs Clay that SAMTAZ called and are worried because Armando, their prez, has been missing since the night before.

Over to Potter, looking at the sample of coke now in his possession. “Now we have leverage. I test this, we tie it to Galindo, then we see if Juice feels like cooperating.” Roosevelt is curious what happens if Juice doesn’t cooperate. Potter explains that they expose him to the underworld that he’s working with the Feds, stole from the club. If that doesn’t motivate him they charge him on the drug possession. “And we send him back to Stockton an unprotected rat.” Roosevelt deduces. ”That sounds terrifying,” Potter deadpans. I am really enjoying Ray McKinnon in this role. He is amusing enough to be somewhat likeable, but he is crazy enough to be incredibly unpredictable. Potter knows that Eli Roosevelt is a good cop and that he’s compromised the sheriff’s ethics a great deal. He tells the sheriff to “Tell Juice about the leverage, cut him loose. His fear will… multiply exponentially around his brothers.” Oh boy, he has NO idea how true that statement is.

Before the guys head into church a prospect assigned to watching Lyla comes in, sheepishly reporting that she gave him the slip. Opie gets the ok from Clay to go find her. Jax heads out with him.

Roosevelt sits down with Juice in an interrogation room. Roosevelt quietly says, “I don’t know what it is they want from you, but at this point, you have no choice. You have to cooperate, Juice.” Juice sighs. “It doesn’t matter,” he says and walks out.

When Juice returns to the club house, Chibs, Bobby and Tig are sitting outside. Chibs tries to approach him about his drug test, but Juice just walks by and into the club. Chibs goes to Clay to express his concern about Juice and Clay summons Juice to appear before him.

Clay walks over to a file cabinet and pulls out a small lockbox. Juice comes in, shuts the door behind him then goes to sit at his regular spot at the foot of the table. But Clay tells him to sit next to him. “Most days, this life is just riding around, getting shit done. Some days, it’s more than that. Some days, we ask our guys to do shit that very few men could do.” Clay hands Juice a “Men of Mayhem” patch and continues on. “That’s what this means.” Juice quietly stares at it. Clay keeps going, “The way you handled the Russians, this hard thing with Miles, I’m proud of you,” Juice at this point is trying to keep himself together. This is a moment that he’s been striving for. All he ever wanted was a family and a father figure. All things he gets from the club, and he knows he’s earned this patch under false pretenses while betraying them.

Juice manages to say, “Thanks.” Clay basically tells Juice to toughen up and put all the stuff with Miles behind him. As Clay says, “I love you, son.” Juice is pushed over the edge. Clay sends him back to the Coke barn and Juice leaves with eyes wet with tears.

Opie and Jax find that Lyla has packed up in a hurry and has fled the nest.

Around the reaper table Bobby states that Lobo Sonora knew exactly where to hit the Mayans and that they’re next. Clay says they’ll handle it and Bobby makes a snarky remark. Clay shoots back, “Instead of sitting on your fat ass complaining about all the shit I’m doing wrong, why don’t you do something that actually helps this goddamn club?” Ok Clay. Bobby calls for a vote, challenging club leadership. The already thin air is sucked out of the room. Clay is bullshit. “We vote this shit tonight,” he growls through his teeth before pounding the gavel.

Over to Juice who is lovingly sewing his “Men of Mayhem” patch on while tears stream down his face. His phone rings but he doesn’t answer. Opie tries futilely to call Lyla and Piney is loading his shotgun, ignoring his phone. Gemma walks out into the kitchen where Filthy Phil is naturally eating. She hands him a shotgun, “I trust you know how to use this?” He says he does. At the hospital, Unser approaches Margret with the threatening note he left for Tara. And finally at Jax and Tara’s, he pulls her in for a big hug and tells her they’re safe. She’s pretty stiff about it, especially when she spies the prospect keeping guard in her living room.

Juice is pulling a long length of chain from the tow truck. Chibs is beginning to worry that he can’t get ahold of Juice since he never showed up at the warehouse. Bobby and Clay have retreated to separate corners.

In the background Katey Sagal is singing “Strange Fruit,” a song originally sung by Billie Holiday, based on a poem written about the lynching of two black men in the South.

“Southern trees bear a strange fruit,
Blood on the leaves and blood at the root,
Black body swinging in the Southern breeze,
Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees.
Pastoral scene of the gallant South,
The bulging eyes and the twisted mouth,
Scent of magnolia sweet and fresh,
And the sudden smell of burning flesh!
Here is a fruit for the crows to pluck,
For the rain to gather, for the wind to suck,
For the sun to rot, for a tree to drop,
Here is a strange and bitter crop.”

Towards the end of the song, Juice is sitting on a tree branch. He wraps the chain around his neck and then jumps off. We see his feet kicking, hear him gasping. The screen goes black and we hear a cracking noise, perhaps the tree branch?

Next week’s episode: family recipe

An important club vote gets side tracked when SAMCRO is forced to deal with dangerous external threats against the club.

Be sure to read all my extensive Sons of Anarchy coverage here.

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Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.03 “Dorylus”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.04 “Una Venta”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.05 “Brick”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.06 “With an X”

Clay gets even more devious in "With an X"

Clay says there are cameras to check. Alvarez vouches for his guy, they vouch for their guys and, oh by the way, Romeo will be showing up soon. Before taking his leave, Alvarez says, “We find the bitch who did it? It don’t matter if he’s Mayan or Son, he’s dead.” Jax and Clay deduce that it just can’t be Juice or Miles, so it must be one of the clueless prospects. Jax calls Happy to get the answer.

Tara shows up at Teller Morrow in the loser cruiser minivan. She has to go to a meeting and will leave Thomas with Gemma. Abel is off somewhere with the new babysitter, who is teaching him Spanish. Gemma snarkily says, “Just keep her away from Tig.” A taxi pulls up with a girl we haven’t seen before inside. Gemma sighs and declares that the girl is “Half of Satan’s spawn.” She is Dawn, half of Fawn and Dawn, one of Tig’s twin daughters. And she is quite simply a hot mess of a girl. She informs “mama” Gemma that she’s changed her name to Margeaux, with an x, then hits her up to pay for the cab fare. Dawn blows Tara off when she tries to introduce herself, quips with Chucky about his weird hands. Gemma asks about Fawn, and her bullshit radar must be blazing when Dawn excaims, “That’s why I’m here. She’s bad. I need my daddy!” Gemma tells Chucky to find Tig .

Bobby shows up at the coke barn. Clay asks about Otto and Bobby says it’s all good. Everyone else is tense. Happy is in the house and that usually means an unfortunate end for some poor soul, in this case Miles. But the joke’s are on the prospects because Happy & Miles are putting on a show of fake torture to sweat out either of the prospects into confessing they took the coke. Only problem is that they didn’t really know what they were guarding in the first place. Meanwhile Juice is looking all squirmy and guilty.

There’s a lot of pressuring the prospects. Both are screaming they didn’t take any coke. This scene, for me, is merely a way for Happy to get more screen time as the gleeful homicidal maniac on the SAMCRO payroll. Tig gets a call and says he has to bail since his daughter showed up at the T-M garage. Bobby decides to tag along. I just want to comment here that I’m always amazed whenever one of these guys gets a call for a domestic issue they just run off, despite being waste high in trouble with a drug cartel!

Tig's daughter shows up in "Wtih an X"

Gemma informs Dawn that Tig’s on the way and sidesteps another dramatic hug from Margeaux (with an “x”).  Gemma then notices Piney bellied up to the bar shooting back a tequila and scolds him because it’s only 9am. Tara hurries on by because she’s late and Gemma kisses her good-bye. And then Ima walks out, stopping Tara short. Ima smugly says, “Good morning” getting Gemma’s attention. The shot of both of them standing in the same position in reaction to Ima’s presence shows how closely Tara has come to resemble Gemma.

Both of them start charging toward Ima, asking who let her in and telling her she isn’t welcome. Tara is ready to rip her face off  but insteadmshe heads outside. Gemma tells Piney to stop drinking so that he can babysit. Tara tells Gemma that she hates dealing with all of this shit when suspicions . Lyla pulls up looking nothing like her porn alter-ego and more like a petite, angelic little thing looking for her estranged husband. She informs Gemma 1 and Gemma 2 that they’re having some problems and as she’s getting ready to take off she sees Ima’s car and makes a beeline for the clubhouse.

Lyla storms in and Piney is there juggling little Thomas in his arms. “Where is she?” “Where’s who, darlin’?” Piney asks. Ima steps out and Lyla demands, “What are you doing here?” Ima wisecracks, “Nobody says ‘Good morning’ any more.” The two blondes have it out verbally. Lyla lunges toward Ima but is grabbed by Tig and Ima pulls out her gun again and starts waving it around. Lyla asks “Why him?” and Ima says, “You want answers, sweetheart? Go ask the cock that was inside of me last night.” Ouch.

Lyla runs off, Tig steps between Ima and Dawn, telling Ima to leave. As Ima takes her leave, Tara says, “Keep that .38 close, bitch. You’re going to need it.” And for the first time ever, I want to give Tara a big fat kiss on the mouth.

Back at the coke barn, the prospects are now being forced into playing some Russian Roulette. Filthy Phil goes first and click. Nothing. Opie gets a call on his phone. Jax hands the gun to Rat. He screams, pulls the trigger and… nothing. Filthy Phil vomits. Opie pipes up “Yo, we got a problem.”

Jax in "With an X"

Jax and Opie and Chibs make their way out and Clay wants to know what’s going on. “Psycho porn star pulled a gun at the clubhouse on Gemma and the girls.” Jax explains. Juice jumps on the opportunity to tell Clay that he thinks the prospects are telling the truth and Jax agrees. Jax and Opie head back to the clubhouse. Miles, with his hands and head still in tact also head back to the clubhouse to check the surveillance footage. Chibs and Juice stay behind to keep an eye on things.

Tig is listening to Dawn as she dramatically tells him about how Fawn’s in danger of doing serious damage to herself because of an eating disorder. Bobby is hanging around close enough to hear the conversation. Tig seems a little surprised as this behavior doesn’t seem to fit his other daughter. Dawn goes on to say that their mother is too self-engrossed to lend a hand and it’s up to her to get her sister to a recovery facility, but that Fawn would never go if Tig went with Dawn. And by the way she’ll need $12,000. Bobby sees through the BS but Tig jumps up to go gather the cash.

Outside the boys pull up and Gemma immediately starts laying into Opie for his indiscretion and when Jax tries to cut her off she reminds everyone that Ima pulled a gun on her. Opie acknowledges that it’s his fault and walks right into Piney’s fist. “Your dick almost got people killed. I don’t even know who you are anymore.”

Tara gruffly patches up Opie’s face. When Opie’s done Jax asks her if she’s ok and a Pandora’s Box of emotion comes flooding out of her mouth before she stomps away. Jax sparks up and he and Opie have a discussion about their love lives. Opie admits that having another kid is not going to fix his marriage or get Lyla out of porn.

Jax goes to smooth things out with his baby mama, who is still projecting lots of anger. She holds up her ring and asks if he knows what that means. He does and goes on to say that this is all Opie’s fault but she shuts him up before he can go on. “This isn’t about Opie. It’s about…this. How you guys treat women.” Talk about opening up a can of worms…We’re talking about a club who is still very antiquated in their ways, that would toss Juice on his ass for being half-black. But Jax is part of a new world order when it comes to club business and he (and Opie) should know better. “I’m the mother of your son. You hurt me, you hurt all of us.” she says before she leaves. Gemma comes over to tell him, “The sting of that betrayal ain’t going to fade.”

Unser and Clay in "With an X"

Clay is watching the security cameras as Tara leaves and notices that Unser’s truck is parked outside. Clay heads outside, wakes up Unser and he threatens to set SAMCRO on the ex-sheriff if anything happens to him. But Unser doesn’t seem too upset at the threat. He really has nothing to lose at this point.

At the coke barn, Chibs is loading a gun telling the prospects that he’s going to figure out which one of them is lying. They look at each other nervously. At the clubhouse, Miles tells Clay that he checked the security footage and no one but their guys were near the barn the night before. Clay acknowledges the info and tells Miles to head back to the barn.

Lyla is sitting on the roof of the clubhouse. Opie comes up and she is trying to make sense of his actions. He admits, “I found the birth control in your dressing room.” He tells her he knows she doesn’t want another kid and she tells him about the abortion she had. He is less than pleased, says he’ll make arrangement for Mary to take the kids and he’ll stay at the clubhouse until she figures out what she wants to do.

Back at the barn and a pretty telling conversation between Chibs and Juice takes place. “Do you ever push back against the rules? Some of them are pretty hardcore.” Juice asks. Chibs says that they knew the rules when they signed up. Juice nods and asks, “The black thing ever bother you?” Chibs shoots a look at him and Juice clarifies, “With Fiona and all.” Chibs blows it off because Fiona was just an old lady. “The rules have been around since day one. Different time. I’m not saying I agree with them all. But you know, if I start picking and choosing which ones to follow, then the whole thing just falls apart.” Juice goes back to being glum and Chibs watches him and I swear I saw a lightbulb starting to glow over his head.

Romeo’s impending arrival has everyone’s wheels turning, especially Clay and Jax. They come to the conclusion that they’re going to have to kill one of the prospects to placate the cartel. Juice doesn’t like that idea and is feeling super guilty at this point. He asks to give the prospects one more chance (and to open up the opportunity for himself to be able to put the brick back). “We’re going to step outside and have a smoke. And whoever took that brick? We know it’s got to be around here somewhere. Just put it back. No questions, no repercussions.”

Unser walks into the sheriff’s department and meets his replacement for the first time. He gets a civil but not totally friendly acknowledgment from the sheriff, then warns him that Tara’s in danger, but he doesn’t have any more on details. Roosevelt pokes at Unser, saying that he was in Clay’s pocket so he should have more details. “I was never in nobody’s pocket! I learned how to work with the club. It was about what was best for Charming, not me.” Roosevelt tells Unser that he can’t keep an eye on Tara unless there are more details.

Juice gets the brick he’s stashed and tucks it in his pants. Unfortunately he runs right into Miles, who just happens to notice the brick tucked openly in Juice’s waistband. Incredulous, Miles asks “You took it?” and pulls out his gun. His intention was to bring Juice back to face the music. Juice throws the brick in his face and Miles shoots him in the leg. They dust up, Juice gets to the gun first and obliterates Miles’ head (Was Miles wearing a red shirt?). Stunned and covered in blood, Juice recovers his wits and tucks the brick under Miles’ arm. Chibs and Happy come up on the scene and Juice fills them in on what happened, “I came out to take a piss. I spotted him pulling something out of the leaves. He saw me and he freaked out. He tried to kill me. I took one trying to get the gun.”

Everyone else shows up and Chibs fills them in on the turn of events according to Juice. Opie’s very surprised, the prospects are stunned and relieved, but they get the grim task of burying Miles. Jax is just happy to have the missing brick back.

Dawn and Tig are reminiscing about stuff that he can’t remember. Gemma and Bobby call him over while she’s distracted. They tell him they called his ex, Colleen. Bobby says, “Fawn is fine. She’s in Chicago with her boyfriend for two weeks.” Gemma adds, “No bulimia. Dawn’s playing you, sweetheart.” He’s a little surprised and wonders why she needs the $12k. Gemma watches him go and says, “This is why mothers should drown baby girls.” I’m trying to figure out what purpose this story line serves, other than providing an episode title.

All is well at the coke barn. Romeo is pleased, as is SAMCRO despite being out of sorts with what just happened with Miles. Clay asks Romeo for a moment of his time. They step outside and Clay tells Romeo about an internal threat, pointing his finger at Tara. Romeo is aware of who she is and the fact that she’s the VP’s old lady, so it must be a difficult decision for Clay to make. Clay agrees that it is and stresses that it’s a chore that has to be tackled from the outside. Romeo says he can do it with time and money and bids farewell. Jax walks over to Clay to see if everything is ok and Clay, that snake, smiles genuinely and says everything is peachy. He pats Jax on the shoulder, puts his arm around him in a half-hug, making the rest of us cringe at how deceitful he is.

Cue the montage: Someone writes a threatening letter that says “I’m going to hurt you, then kill you doctor bitch.” Tig is hugging his daughter before she jumps in a cab. He’s given her the cash she wanted. “She’ll just be back for more,” Gemma says. Tig knows and seems very amused at the thought. Opie settles in to the apartment at the clubhouse.

Ima and Jax are chatting. “What’s the matter? You jealous?” He nods. “So I can only be your bad girl?” He nods again. She kisses him and pulls him into her dressing room. I already know where this is going and I don’t feel sorry for her at all.

Tara is patching up Juice. The prospects are digging Miles’ grave while Happy oversees. Tig is happily sharing photos of his girls with Bobby. Gemma tells Opie that she’s changed the sheets on the bed. Always taking care of her boys, that Gemma. Clay comes in, silently walks by everyone and heads into church closing the door behid him. Piney is flipping through family photos of himself, Mary and Opie. He’s drinking and most likely regretting the fact that he suckerpunched Opie. Or maybe reflecting on time that has passed and where they find themselves today.

Ima is pulling off her clothes as soon as she closes the door. Jax puts his hands to her face like he’s about to kiss her, then slams her face off of the table. “You ever flash that rancid pussy around my club or my family again, I will kill you. You understand?” He spits in her face, then calls her “Whore” for good measure before he walks out. Do you think Jax knows how to spell misogyny?

Someone sneaks up to Tara’s minivan and leaves the threatening note on the driver’s seat. It’s revealed to be Unser and with that note he’s stacking the deck.

Next week’s episode: Fruit for the crows

SAMCRO deals with the fallout from a death threat against Tara while confronting another implication of the drug-mule deal with the cartel. Meanwhile, Potter pushes Sheriff Roosevelt to pressure Juice even more.

Be sure to read all my extensive Sons of Anarchy coverage here.

Related posts:
Rippin-Kitten visits the set of “Sons of Anarchy” (prior to season 3 airing)
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.01 “Out”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.02 “Booster”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.03 “Dorylus”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.04 “Una Venta”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.05 “Brick”

This episode opens with a sight we rarely get to see: Kurt Sutter sharing the screen with his wife, Katey Sagal. Gemma is visiting Otto in jail. He has summoned her there to talk about Luann. He fills her in on the intel he received from the “sheriff” (which was actually Potter), about the DNA they found on her body belonging to Bobby and typically the last guy “tapping a bitch” is the one who killed her.

Gemma is surprised and tries to excuse and explain it all away. Otto doesn’t really want to hear it from her, that’s not why she’s there. “I want you to ask Clay a question: ‘What would it feel like to lose the one he loved the most?’ You tell the club, you tell the guy who was bedding my wife, they need to find the scumbag who killed her.”

SAMCRO has just come back from their first drug run to meet up with the Mayans, who don’t quite have their ducks in a row and aren’t ready for the bagging process, which forces them to hold on to the coke for another day. This does not make Jax happy. Alvarez leaves one of his guys behind to watch over the precious cargo, along with Miles, Filthy Phil and Ratboy.

Clay orders everyone home to get some rest. But Juice doesn’t get to catch any zzz‘s, he has to meet up with Sheriff Roosevelt. Juice’s initial reaction is to be tough and loyal, but Roosevelt breaks him down with emotional blackmail about being outed from the club. He says he’ll lock his lips about Juice’s dad as long as Juice filters back information about the Galindo cartel.

Jax happily greets Tara and the boys, then pulls out two thick bricks of cash. She looks slightly perplexed but doesn’t ask any questions. He tells her to put it in a safety deposit box in her name, tells her to ask Gemma since she knows the routine.

Clay is quickly getting on everyone's shit list

Church is in session. Jax and Clay convey the “facts” about Luann’s murder for the guys:  that there is an unknown assailant responsible and his DNA is in the system. Bobby looks nervous, but Juice blurts out that it must be Georgie Caruso. “We should have handled this shit when it first happened.” Clay says “Old ladies, they got a way of coming back and biting you in the ass.”

Jax spells it out for everyone. If Roosevelt’s got proof of a suspected killer, the club needs to get to him first so they can get vengeance for Otto. Bobby looks squirmy as Clay says “I want a brother to look him in the eye and tell him it’s been handled. He deserves that.” Juice asks Opie if Lyla can help find Georgie. Opie thinks so and mumbles that she’s on a shoot today. Chibs dreamily reflects about the beauty of two girls in love. “Before we all sail off to the isle of Lesbos…for a job well done.” He then hands out big bricks of cash to everyone.

Piney gruffly pushes his pile away and glares at Clay. He still wants to talk about the past and about JT. Piney sets Clay up to step in a big, smelly pile. “John changed his mind about the guns, remember?” “Yeah, he talked about, uh, getting us out.” Splat. Piney jumps all over Clay, he knows about the meeting JT set up (the one he never made it to) about getting SAMCRO out of the gun-running business.

He informs Clay of the letters and how they pretty much reveal that Clay is responsible for JT’s murder. Clay sticks to the story, “JT laid his bike down on 580, was crushed by a semi. It was an accident.” Piney says, “We’ll never know. Lowell, senior, disappeared the next week, and he was the only one JT trusted to work on his bike.” Clay wants to know what Piney will gain by bringing all this up. “It’s not about me. You kill the drug muling, or I’ll let the rest of the club read the letters.” Clay has a pretty good idea that Piney doesn’t have the letters, but it’s sort of a win-win in Piney’s eyes. Either the truth comes out or the drugs go away. Clay protests that you don’t exactly quit a cartel, but Piney doesn’t really care and gives him a week. “In case you’re still thinking about slitting my throat, I wouldn’t. I have contingencies in place.”

Bobby’s outside with Jax trying to keep it together. Jax tells him that Otto does know it was him banging Luann, but Jax & Clay know that he didn’t kill her. Bobby doesn’t understand why hasn’t he been questioned if the sheriff has his DNA. And since they don’t have enough things to do, Jax decides they’re going to avenge Luann for Otto. Right. Now.

But not before Clay storms into Gemma’s office and blurts out, “Piney says he knows I killed JT. Threatened to tell the club.” Gemma’s job this episode must be coming up with excuses for everyone else. Clay says that Piney found some old letters, that maybe Tara did tell someone. She knows what his point is and doesn’t like it. Even as Clay continues his line of thinking, Gemma defends Tara. But Clay isn’t listening. “The history that Tara and Piney know? Very dangerous.” Gemma says, “You’re talking about the co-founder of this club and the mother of our grandchild.” But Clay is more concerned about self-preservation at this point. “I had John Teller killed while I was bedding his wife. It does not matter what the reason was, Jax finds that out, he cuts off my goddamn head. He sticks it on the Reaper pole. Now we got to stop this in its tracks, you and me. Otherwise we lose everything.” This is all going to get very interesting. If Clay continues with this line of thought, he’s going to lose Gemma’s support. We all know how strong her family bond is and she will do everything to protect it. If he loses her, he’ll lose everything.

Gemma reminds him that neither one of them has any idea what’s in those letters and they just need to find them. If they can get their hands on them then no one will have any proof of Piney’s claims. She tells him, emphatically, that she will find the letters. “Until I do, Clay, nothing happens. You understand? Not to Piney, not to Tara. You hurt them, you hurt Jax.” And you hurt her, most of all, the Fierce Mother. He promises and they hug, but their faces show that they can’t trust and won’t back each other.

Next stop: Clay visits Unser. He delivers a beautifully restored Sportster and an assignment: find the letters that Tara has, bring them to Clay and Clay will dispose of them. And just as he’s about to leave, Gemma pulls up. We know that she’s there to employ Wayne to help her with the same task, but she plays her visit off as a pot delivery. When Clay leaves she grills Unser about why Clay was there. He tries feebly to lie, but she knows better and stresses that Clay cannot get those letters, that he needs to deliver them to her when he gets them.

Jax and Opie visit Lyla at “work” and she informs them that Georgie is out of the business and now making high-end sex toys, but her current producer Dondo, might have some info. Jax goes with her to meet Dondo, while Opie stays behind in her dressing room. He discovers her stash of birth control pills and has a tantrum.

A brilliant tactic in casting: David Hasselhoff is Dondo. He explains that Georgie wanted to make a line of real life sex dolls (much to Tig’s horror-remember he has a “thing” about dolls) based on one of his best selling movies, which happens to feature Lyla. They decide to lure Georgie in by telling him that she’s changed to mind to be forever cast as a love doll, in the name of avenging Luann, and Dondo begins to froth at the mouth. He loved Luann and won’t help unless they promise to kill Georgie, which they agree to do.

Unser breaks into Tara’s office and steal the copies she’s made of JT’s letters.

Off to Lincoln Potter’s war room and the info on the walls has exploded and he gives Roosevelt a quick download about the cartel. He wants to know how things are going with Juice. Roosevelt explains that Juice will need assurances before he proceeds. He can’t wear a wire so the only other solution is to get a sample of the cocaine to test where it came from, but Roosevelt knows this could get Juice killed. Potter explains, “That’s the point. It proves the risk of getting outed for color is greater than the risk of working with us.” The sheriff doesn’t like the idea if word gets out that he got someone killed playing the race card. Potter makes a promise (with his fingers crossed behind his back) that the sheriff’s involvement with Juice will be stricken from the record. Liar, liar pants on fire.

Unser has read the letters and is in the process of burning them when Clay pulls up and runs over to attempt to retrieve them from the fire. “I wish I had never found them! The lies were easier to stomach.” Clay’s reply is, “Save the pain and sorrow for my old lady.” “That’s the difference between you and me, Clay. I actually feel bad for some of the shit I’ve done. The lie you fed me about why John Teller needed to die…you told me JT’s weakness was going to bring violence to Charming. JT wasn’t weak. He was conflicted. He wanted to end guns, go legit. That’s why you killed him and had me cover it up.” Unser goes on to say that JT described two previous incidents where Clay attempted to murder him. He asks Clay if Gemma knows the real reason he killed her old man. “What’s the matter? Are you afraid the love of your life betrayed you too?” Clay spits back. Oh man, the truth hurts.

Georgie and Ima are back in "Brick"

At the porn studio is Georgie, with Ima at his side, fast and furiously trying to sell the real life doll experience to Dondo. SAMCRO emerges to “talk” but stupid Ima whips out a gun. Georgie grabs it, tries to shoot his way out but Jax tackles him. Bobby catches up and tries to choke Georgie out, but Chibs and Tig pull him off.

Clay and Unser watch the letters, or rather the copies of the letter burn. Unser explains that he doesn’t have the originals, that Tara still does. Clay says he’s going to protect both of them.

The boys have Georgie bound and gag-balled. Juice gets a call and excuses himself.

Gemma pulls up to Unser’s house and notices that he’s burning a bunch of copied letters. He lies to her by saying, “The shit John wrote, too painful for you to read. Sorry.” Gemma looks panicked for a moment, then she thanks him for helping.

Roosevelt squeezes Juice in "Brick"

Roosevelt and Juice meet up and Roosevelt requests a sample of cocaine. “If it’s uncut, it has markers and the lab can isolate the region,” Roosevelt explains. Juice tries to play dumb, but Roosevelt wants him to spill who’s pushing the coke in Sanwa, to connect it back to the cartel and leave the club out. “Look, I just want things to get back to normal. Your MC out of drugs, your daddy back in the closet.” And that’s essentially what Juice wants, too.

Clay shows up at Dondo’s studio and removes Georgie’s gag. He proceeds to plead with Clay to talk sense into these psychos but Clay explains these are the rational guys. “I get Happy here, ‘ball gag’ takes on a whole new meaning.” Georgie says that he didn’t kill Luann, but Jax loses it. Ima seizes an opportunity to cling to Opie. Georgie starts bargaining for his life with cash as the ultimate motivator. “I got Asian backing. Billionaire sex freaks. I’m serious!”

The wheels start turning, Clay confers with his guys about using the Asians to say they’re interested in investing in Charming Heights, then have them pull the money at the last minute to screw over Mayor Hale. Everyone goes along with it, even if it means keeping Georgie alive. “What the hell do we tell Otto?” Bobby asks and Clay is all like, what’s this WE stuff? Jax states it simply, “Tell him the truth. The club needs Georgie alive for a minute. That’s a post-dated check. As soon as we shut down Hale, we cut Georgie’s heart out.”

Juice pulls up to the drug barn and the only one around is Phil. He sees an opportunity to dart in unnoticed. As he’s getting ready to grab a sample Filthy Phil pops in because he’s lonely. Juice panics and shoves the brick down his pants, then commences in small talk with Phil. But then the the Mayan left by Alvarez comes back, so Juice has no other option than to leave with a brick of uncut cocaine stashed in his pants. The Mayan eyes him suspiciously. Juice is crouched in the woods holding the brick and trying not to freak the F-out. Next thing we know is that it’s morning and Juice realizes he’s royally screwed.

Lies, lies, lies yeah.

At Clay and Gemma’s and she is already up and at ‘em, asking where Clay was the night before. He explains that he was dealing with Otto’s request. She plops down a bag of full charred paper. “The letters. I found them in Tara’s office, locked in a desk drawer.” Uh oh, this is the beginning of the end for them. He looks at her a little shocked, betrayed. She continues on to explain, a little unconvincingly,  that they were mostly love letters to Maureen and it hurt her so much that she burned them. So let’s move on, forget about Piney and Tara. It’s over. But looking at Clay’s face and we all know better. The love of his life just lied her fine ass off to his face. He kisses her hand. “Yeah. Thank god.”

Juice decides that his best course of action for the moment is to bury the brick of coke in the woods.

At the clubhouse, Jax finds out that Opie spent the night in the apartment…and not alone as Ima saunters out of the bathroom. Jax scurries away but Opie finds him outside whacking back a butt. But it doesn’t take Jax long to start scolding him, reminding him that he has a family and a new wife. Opie admits that he found Lyla’s birth control. “All this time I’ve been trying to have kids, she’s been killing it off.” Oh yeah that really does suck, Jax agrees, but points out that this probably isn’t the best way to handle it. And then Opie says, Hi Pot. I’m Kettle. You’re black. No, what he really means is, “I miss Donna.”

At Jax’s house, Tara puts Thomas’ car seat in her loser-cruiser, I mean minivan (what happened to her Charger? I love that car). Unser is stealthily following her.

In Stockton, Bobby is visiting Big Otto (by the way, visiting days are numbered as once Otto gets out of the infirmary he goes back to solitary, with no visitation rights). Otto gets to the point: “You got something to tell me?” Bobby comes clean with a straight apology. Otto wants to know things that he really doesn’t want to know: how long and did he love her? Bobby explains that they didn’t love each other, Otto was the only man she loved. But then Bobby lies about killing Georgie. Why, oh why did he do that? More trouble ahead.

In the last scene the boys are counting all the bricks of cocaine before final delivery. And of course they’re a brick short of a full load. (Thank you, goodnight. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal!) They all start to freak out and Juice is standing there looking as guilty as a politician caught sexting.

Next week’s episode: With an X

The fallout from the missing brick of cocaine is the focus of this week’s Sons of Anarchy. Clay, meanwhile, makes a major move.

Be sure to read all my extensive Sons of Anarchy coverage here.

Related posts:
Rippin-Kitten visits the set of “Sons of Anarchy” (prior to season 3 airing)
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.01 “Out”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.02 “Booster”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.03 “Dorylus”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 4.04 “Una Venta”

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Sons of Anarchy "Una Venta"

Another morning in Paradise, the episode opens with Jax writing intently in his journal (what? no butterflies or unicorns with a flimsy lock to keep it shut?). Tara ribs, “My badass biker is journaling?” And just like that, Jax is ready to take off on another SAMCRO adventure. Tara asks if he’s really headed for a bike show and he cryptically asks “you really wanna know?” but in his head he’s thinking: if you mean bike show, as in driving out to Arizona to meet up with our meth dealing, murdering, blowing shit up chapter, SAMTAZ, then yes I am!

Over to Gemma, who is in the greenhouse (did we know she had a greenhouse prior to this?) staring down a wilted lily. In the garage the boys are packing up lots of guns into a truck while the song “Para Los Tiempos Están Cambiando” (Spanish version of “The Times They are a-Changin”) plays in the background.

Gemma shoots up Clay’s arthritic hands with cortisone. The gun-filled truck takes off and the guys head out on “SAMCRO’s Excellent Adventure” into the world of guns ‘n coke. Chuckie is waving his weird puppet hands happily, like a kid seeing his parents off on a brief vacation. Piney scowls at him, and we know he’s thinking, “what an effing idiot.”

Lots of driving. Lots of riding. More cortisone shots for Clay. At a truck stop in Arizona they meet up with SAMTAZ, the Arizona chapter of the Sons. Clays hands shake as he peels them off of his handlebars, more reinforcement that his time as a leader is short.

We meet SAMTAZ’s prez, Armando and it’s VP, Huff. Bobby extends condolences to them about dearly departed brother, Little Paul. Clay’s all business and wants to talk about the plans for meeting up with Romeo at the bike show the next day, in which Armando assures that they’re there to protect and serve.

Suddenly attention is diverted to a scuffle off in the distance. Some SAMTAZ members are beating up some derelict looking fellows who have some sort of debt to the AZ boys. Tig somehow gets involved and when all is said and done it’s revealed that SAMTAZ is dealing meth. A major no-no in SAMCRO’s eyes (ahem…hypocritical, much?). Jax is pissed about this since they’ve just hauled a load of guns into the fray and is even more concerned about law enforcement getting involved. Armando’s response is, “Coke, crank, you mule, we sell. It’s the same shit.” Clay doesn’t see it the same way, wants it shut down and hears “Sorry, esse. Not your club, not your call” in return. D’oh.

The next day in SAMTAZ’s church and Clay is still arguing his point. “I ain’t telling you how to run your club, but the charter has precedence.” It seems rather ridiculous to be arguing about dealing when SAMCRO just snuggled up to a cocaine cartel. “We don’t deal! That’s always been the message.” Bobby is visibly irritated but Jax is wearing his thinking cap today, noting that SAMCRO only just voted on the partnership with the cartel and if the derelicts they rolled at the truck stop have back debt, then…something’s not adding up.

The SAMTAZ boys start squirming in their seats and nervously shoot each other looks. Armando mans up and admits that they voted it in 4 months ago. “This town is drying up, Clay. I’m just trying to keep this charter alive, man.” Jax isn’t happy. “We would have never brought you into this if we knew you were cooking.” Huff is in defense mode now, arguing their position and even when Clay points out they’re getting paid a hefty protection fee, he thinks it isn’t enough in the vast amounts of cash SAMCRO will be rolling in.

Tig pipes up that they have to go meet Romeo, must not keep him waiting. On the way out Jax walks by the photo of dearly departed Little Paul and next to it one that is turned upside down, former member Reggie who after 18 years turned in his patch. Little Paul was his sponsor. Jax asks the sergeant at arms if it (the vote to deal meth) was a close vote. ”It was, but everyone’s behind it now.” Hmm…Jax knows something’s not quite right.

Back to downtown Charming, Gemma head’s to a store and catches the eye of Lincoln Potter, who decides to follow her for a bit. She heads into a garden store that is run by non other than Mrs. Sheriff Roosevelt, Rita for short. Gemma is looking for Mariposa Lily bulbs but they’re not in stock. However Rita offers to help if Gemma brings in her under-performing plants.

(A little note of interest here: the Mariposa Lily is a native American wildflower found in California’s Sierra Nevada mountains. It is representative of archetypal feminine qualities. It’s delicate yet it lives in an intense, harsh environment, rooting itself in rocky soil. It’s referred to as The Madonna of the Rocks, the heavenly mother in the harshest of earthly challenges. Helps those who may be bereft of warmth and  nurturing, children who have been abandoned, orphaned, adopted or traumatized in their early childhood experience. It also benefits adults, especially women who need to heal childhood wounds, like deficiencies in mothering, fulfilling one’s destiny as a mother, teacher, healer or caregiver. Sound like someone we know?)

There’s a plucky Chucky exchange to lighten the mood, a comedic device for Gemma to say that she bought his weird puppet hands on eBay. The conversation is steered toward concern for raising funds for Charming Gardens, which is in jeopardy of being swallowed up by the Charming Heights development. There’s a bit of tension between the ladies as the hard truth of how far apart their stations in life are, although sharing a common goal in saving the Gardens. Gemma sort of throws down a gaunlet of sorts, but Rita doesn’t bite. “I honestly don’t care what kind of donor you are. If you want to help, the door is open. But if you’re just here to rattle my cage, I don’t have the time, love.”

As Gemma leaves the store, Potter says “Shame about the gardens. I seriously hope the clock ticks out on Charming Heights.” She’s immediately intrigued as he explains the whole eminent domain thing to her before he saunters away.

Back in Arizona the guys are anxiously waiting on Romeo’s arrival. Jax is still troubled about SAMTAZ’s vote, which happened right after Little Paul’s untimely passing and Reggie turning in his patch. “Little Paul would have never signed off on crank.” he adds. They all kind of realize that someone in SAMTAZ cleared the blockage so that the vote would go through and decide to track down Reggie, but not before another argument between Bobby and Clay. “Armando’s right. Muling and dealing are the same goddamn thing.” Bobby says. But before it can go any further, here come the Mexicans, minus Romeo, as the boys have acquired a police tail that they need to shake loose.

Did someone order a big explosion?

Cue action scene: raucous music, lots of motorcycles rolling and an impressively large explosion. Law enforcement has been squelched and Lincoln Potter is perplexed by this action.

In a quiet, unassuming pet shop, the boys find Reggie–who has lots of blacked out ink on his arms and back (better than a blow torch, eh?). Reggie doesn’t want to talk about why he patched out but he is gently persuaded with a little bit of violence. Reggie reveals that Huff found out he’d been tapping Little Paul old lady but kept it a secret to preserve Little Paul’s marriage. Reggie and Little Paul had found out about a “cookhouse” and found out that Huff and Benny (the sergeant at arms) had set it up. Then Huff and Benny called to tell everyone that Little Paul had been gunned down by Mexican bangers. Reggie threatened to expose Huff, but Huff turned the tables to out the affair Reggie had with Ellen. “I’d be drummed out and Ellen would be shunned. No compensation, nobody to look out after her. I didn’t want it to ruin her life too. I walked away.”

Reggie learns that the club voted in the crank anyway, and doesn’t want to get involved again, but Clay pretty much tells him he doesn’t have a choice in telling the truth and that Ellen will be taken care of.

And because it’s the bad penny of the season, our focus is brought back to Tara’s possession of JT’s letters. Piney is waiting in her office and he wants to read them. “The club is heading into troubled waters. And maybe there’s something in those letters that can keep the boat from rocking too much.” But essentially Piney wants to know the truth of what happened all those years ago. Cue Gemma’s arrival, stage left. Tara’s agitated and pulls Gemma aside to find out what she wants. Gemma wants Tara on the committee for Charming Gardens because her status as a doctor will be attractive to other potential donors.  Before they can squabble about it any more, Piney has collapsed in the office.

Romeo has finally made an appearance and they all work out a detailed plan to transfer the guns. Clay mentions that the Irish Kinds will want a face to face before they place a large order in which Romeo assures he’s always available. As they part ways, Romeo’s right hand guy, Luis, asks if he trusts SAMCRO. “As much as we need to,” Romeo replies.

And thanks to Potter’s war room we get background intel on Luis: he was Special Forces, airmobile group, worked in intelligence and has a masters’ degree in logistics. Potter’s excited while looking at photos tying Luis to SAMCRO because it brings RICO back into the picture. Then Potter traipses off “to the place where bikers go to die.”

At SAMTAZ’s church Clay is laying out the back story to Armando, dragging in a meth cooker to reveal  “About five months ago, Reggie and Little Paul found out Achey here was cooking for Huff and Benny. They told his crew it was a SAMTAZ drug operation.” Huff protests, they took a vote. “Yeah. After you killed Little Paul and blackmailed Reggie out of the club,” Jax says. Armando asks Clay if he knows what he’s doing and Clay shoots back, “I’m accusing the VP and the sergeant at arms of using the MC to their own ends, and then when they got caught, they killed a member and blackmailed another.” Ouch.

Chibs pulls poor Reggie in the room when Benny tries to discredit the witness. Clay says to Armando, “It’s your charter. Listen to the facts, make your decision. But if you find out that your club got into crank on a lie, you need to vote it again.” Ooh, those guys are in trooouuuuble…

Piney’s ok but in no better of a mood, although he apologizes to Tara. She asks him to tell her about John Teller. “He was a complicated guy. Angry, impulsive, just righteous as hell. Hated being wrong. Not much of an education. Book smart, though. He used to devour three, four at a time. He was loyal. Too loyal.” Sounds familiar to her. Then he says, “What I want to know? Why my best friend was afraid when he died.” Tara tells him about the letters, that JT wanted to get the club out of the gun biz. He knew it was risky but Clay and the others were invested. JT met with Kellan Ashby and some IRA members and wanted to end the relationship and stop selling guns but he was killed before that came to fruition. Piney gets it and also gets that the relationship with the cartel can only come to the same fate.

Gemma pops in, Tara exits and she lays it all on the table. “I know you’re bumping up against Clay. That bullshit you fed me the other day –” Piney says, “That wasn’t bullshit. That was the truth. You all just refuse to look at it.” She tells him to drop it or Clay will kill him. “That’s half the reason I’m doing it,” he answers.

SAMTAZ has excommunicated Huff & Benny, although they weren’t killed. Clay is surprised to hear that they voted to keep dealing crank. “Guys got a taste of the money, Clay. It was unanimous.” Armando has noted Clay’s concerns and offers up another place for future deliveries.

Gemma shows back up at Rita’s shop, offering up Tara as a donor and member of the Gold Circle Club and forks over $5k in cash. Then she hands over another bag filled with her dead bulbs.

SAMCRO solemnly transfers guns to the cartel, surrounded by heavily armed guards. The gravity of their situation is not lost on them.

Over to Lincoln Potter, who is standing outside of Big Otto’s prison cell-where this particular biker has gone to die. Looks like part 2 of Plan B is going into effect. He feeds Otto some false lead-in info only to drop a major bomb on him. “According to the autopsy report, traces of semen were found in your wife’s undergarments. The county was finally able to run an analysis, got a match in the system. A, uh, Robert Munson, known as Bobby Elvis. A member of your motorcycle club. Can you tell me anything about their relationship? And I ask, because in most cases, 87.9%, actually, the person having sex with the victim was the perpetrator.” He punctuates that info by placing photos of a bloodied, deceased Luanne onto Otto. “And it was … it was a gruesome assault. I understand you’ve been going through some emotional issues. It doesn’t seem right you’re locked up in this box. I’m going to look into that. I’ll come back a little later when you feel a bit more … settled.” When Potter leaves, Otto places his hands on the photos and there are tears.

Back to the boys nervously taking in their surroundings. Romeo says it’s just a precaution. Jax asks “Should we be taking that precaution?” Romeo answers, “Lobo Sonora doesn’t know about our deal. If they did, they would never risk reprisal up north.” Luis adds that if Lobo Sonora would strike it would be in Arizona and they’re prepared to handle it. Then he forks over $700k and the boys get a crate filled with 30 kilos of uncut Columbian cocaine. Romeo says he’ll be up in a few days to check on it and takes off.

Clay instructs them to load it up, catches Jax’s gaze and then they note Bobby’s look of disdain for it all. When he walks away they exchange another look that says Bobby is going to be a problem and something will have to be done.

Next week’s episode: Brick

A former foe of SAMCRO has been enlisted due to their plan to help as he tried to stop the development of Charming Heights of Mayor Hale. In the other side of the story, Sheriff Roosevelt continue to lean on Juice for additional information to solve his case.

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You know the drill, don’t read if you haven’t watched.

Tonight’s episode was directed by Peter Weller, who is classically known for his role in Robocop.

Clay and Jax are having a pleasant discussion about swaying the rest of the club’s vote in favor of running drugs. Clay’s creep factor goes up exponentially when he sees an opportunity to chat with Tara alone and chooses to try to sway her about his love for Jax as a son and how he loved JT. Um…yeah. She’s not buying it.

Mental note: Happy hates kitchen messes. When you make pancakes be sure to clean up. Pronto. Kozik gets baited by two neighborhood kids with the promise of quick cash over a game of basketball. At Teller-Morrow there’s some good banter happening. Chibs is in a world of hurt and Juice’s solution of a green tea and mint colonic is wince-worthy. Clay’s taking a trip back to the Wahewa and chooses a confused Bobby as a sidekick. Tig is feeling seriously left out these days.

Kozik’s friendly basketball game takes a turn for the worse. The kids thump him when he’s not looking and head off to the truck that he and Miles just piled a box of guns into.

My new favorite, Lincoln Potter (from Modesto, CA) despite barely having a team still has figured out what’s up with the Sons muling coke for the Galindo cartel. Since they have no inside man with the cartel, they need to work things from the SAMCRO angle and Plan B goes into motion. They’re going to squeeze Juice. (*groan* I couldn’t help myself.)

Bobby and Clay get to the reservation and Bobby jumps right in to a one on one. He knows that Clay’s motivation to push the club to run drugs is grab as much cash as he can before he’s out, but he’s confused about Jax’s support. Clay confides that Jax wants out clean. Clay blows smoke up Bobby’s butt by telling him if he votes Clay’s way he’ll pass the gavel off to him. “I give you my word.”

Another introspective chat between Gemma and Wayne “Confucius” Unser, this time in the hospital chapel. She snags him into being her look out while she invades Tara’s office again to find and read those letters. While waiting in the hall, Unser discovers that the new sheriff and his wife are having fertility problems. While distracted, Margaret (Tara’s boss) walks in on Gemma in Tara’s office reading “Sonoanatomy and Feasibility of Ultrasonographic Guidance in Term and Preterm Neonates.” “It’s a trilogy.” Gemma explains.

At the reservation Clay has a small pow-wow with Charlie, who’s looking for some additional monetary compensation now that he knows Clay is selling their ammo to the Mexicans. To add some punctuation, he brings Clay and Bobby to see the Russian dude from last week buried up to his shoulders in the ground being eaten by flesh eating ants (The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah…) Clay & Bobby are conveniently left alone to discuss the fact that they are indeed charging the Mexicans 50% more for the same ammo, only to realize the Russian dude is still alive and listening, until Clay snuffs him out.

Jax rips Kozik a new orifice for letting the truck with the guns get stolen. Seems he is the only one who grasps how serious the situation is. They come to the conclusion that the kids will probably try to sell the guns and since their in Happy’s neighborhood he knows where to go: Viveca’s. At Viveca’s house we see her flanked by her two sons, Luther and Vandross (can’t help but crack a smile at their names) and she is adamant that she’s the Nubian goddess of small electronics and organic veggies, but not guns. “…guns, that’s dirty business. Not my flow.” A stroke of luck would have the kids who ripped them off pull up to the house.

Cue another silly car/motorcycle chase scene set to loud music. There’s an moment that looks like the cops might get to the kids before the guys do, but Kozik lures them on a goose chase away from the situation. The kids think they’ve got away clean, but our guys catch up to them, Jax leans in the window, “License and registration please.” I am liking Charlie Hunnam’s short hair.

Charlie is not happy to find that the Russian he wanted to suffer for one to two more days is now dead. Clay insists that he’s not making any additional money from the ammo. “You got my word.” That sounds familiar to Bobby and in an instant he realizes that creepy Clay is brimming over in bullshit.

Back in the hood the teen gun thieves are getting the poop scared out of them to the point that they confess they sold the guns to Viveca.

Chibs and Juice, walking out “Clear Passages” (Chibs has a skip in his step) get rousted by the cops. “Plan B” is in the works and Juice gets picked up on a minor charge.

A quick chat between Margaret and Tara lets us know that Tara’s been shopping around for other hospitals. She tells Tara that she walked in on Gemma in her office earlier and appeared to be looking for something. Tara plays dumb, makes up some excuse. Margaret has heard that Tara & Jax are engaged and wonders if Jax knows that she’s looking to leave. Tara sheepishly says that she isn’t leaving any time soon and can’t unless he leads them out.

Pit bull brothers, Luther and Vandross, flank their mother when Jax and the gang roll up. She vehemently denies having anything to do with the guns, until Opie suggests maybe her boys have taken on some side business. (Anyone watch the show Justified? I think that Viveca and her boys remind me of an urban version of Mags Bennett and her boys.) She is super pissed, slapping her boys upside the head. A bit of hell breaks loose when her lackeys feel threatened and start shooting. Undeterred, she grabs the guns and begins scolding her boys, who despite their large size instantly become little boys who just wanted to please their mother. “We was going to get you the F350, with Super Duty.” “We know how much you love that truck, mama. We even had the red one picked out and shit.” Viveca smooths it all over, hands Jax a few bills for his trouble. “Tell Happy I’ll send his mom some tomatoes.”

Tara is shown making copies of the letters. Nothing good can come from that. Gemma’s waiting for her in her office and confronts Tara. Tara tries to act dumb but Gemma’s got her number, fills her in on the back story. There’s a bit of duality in how Gemma talks about John Teller. She loved him, but the betrayal of his affair seeps out when she talks about him. She began to fall for Clay and he was off in Ireland for months at a time leaving her alone. But she feels that ultimately Jax will be the one destroyed by those letters.

Plan B apparently means mind-f*cking Juice and breaking him down. Roosevelt reveals that Juice’s estranged father is black and if the club finds out they’ll strip him of his patch, make him scrape off the ink and if he’s lucky they’ll let him walk alive. Then he sends Juice on his way, left wondering what happens next. “I’ll be in touch, brutha.”

Gemma finds Piney downing a shot of tequila. He is unhappy and hoping that Clay will listen to Gemma. He tells her that Clay wants to run drugs for the cartel. Meanwhile, Tara is hiding copies of John Teller’s letters in boxes of old paperwork in the back of a storage unit. Gemma confronts Clay about the coke, he looks over her shoulder at Piney. This episode must be about how big of a shit bag Clay is. He promptly puts her in her place.

Opie shares a dreamy moment talking about the day that all this is behind them and they are both sitting at the table together. Jax outright lies to Opie. It’s all down hill from here.

In church the vote goes down about running the drugs. Clay: yea. Tig: yea. Chibs: no. Opie: yea. Miles: yay. Piney: nay. Juice: nay. Bobby: no. Happy: I’m sorry, no. Kozik: backing the present VP: yea. Jax: yea. The vote is 6-5, it passes. One last moment of Clay’s douchbaggery in his parting words to Piney: “if you ever try to end run me through my old lady again, I’ll slit your throat.”

Tara steps up to Gemma’s side as they watch Bobby walk away from the rest of the guys while Shooter Jennings sings  “All of this should have been, all this could have been yours.”

Next week’s episode: Una Venta

SAMCRO makes a run to set up a new business venture while Gemma makes a new ally in Charming.

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**SPOILER ZONE**

Don’t read on if you haven’t watched this episode yet.

So it’s the day after the boys have been released from jail. They were very busy that previous day, what with them killing Putlova and all (among other things, like, getting married and stuff). The next morning Clay is understandably a bit tired and wakes up to Gemma’s panicking over the existence of letters from John Teller to Maureen Ashby and the possible incrimination in JT’s death. Clay settles her down a bit, but the information is duly noted.

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Jax & Tara’s morning has them enjoying life as a little family until she sees the news about the dead Russians. She demands Jax tells her the truth, which he starts to tell before Gemma shows up for babysitting duty. (By the way, I typically appreciate Gemma’s wardrobe, but anyone else think that she’s a little overdress in her leather & lace outfit with knee high boots for Grandma duty? Anyone that’s ever been around an infant knows they’ll be wearing some spit-up and drool at some point…just saying…).

At the newlyweds house, Opie starts to nag Lyla about getting knocked up so she’ll quit the porn biz. I know this dialogue has only just begun this season, but I’m already over it. But here we have an opportunity in seeing the contrast in Jax and Opie’s relationships with their ladies. When Tara learns of the dead Russians she wants to know and he confides in her because with them it’s all or nothing. When Lyla asks Opie about it he lies though his teeth. Tara is truly Jax’s partner, Lyla is just another old lady.

Lincoln Potter is notably unhappy at the discovery of the dead Russians and the size of the balls on SAMCRO, not to mention the appearance of “Mayor McCheese.” Here we find out that Hale’s development deal of Charming Heights is on a timetable. Dead bodies bring down the property value and if he loses his investors then the city council can revert back all the land. “Good morning.” “Not if you’re Russian.” I am seriously loving Potter.

Clay and Jax head out to meet Marcus about the gun deal he brokered with the Galinda cartel while holed up in Stockton (alluded to in the appisode “Mexican Basketball.“) Enter Danny Trejo as Romero ‘Romeo’ Parada (anyone notice Sen Dog from Cypress Hill as part of his entourage?) and their new relationship, in which Jax discovered that SAMCRO will be muling cocaine for the cartel. A big no-no in the club’s history and world and a huge detail that Clay just happened to leave out. But those giant stacks of cash are pretty persuasive and Jax knows that Clay’s days are running out. I was actually glad that he brought up McGee to Clay because the situation is very similar. But naturally Clay bats the reference away.

Jax agrees to vote with Clay in exchange for his leaving the Sons without any kind of recourse. Clay is incredulous that Jax would actually want to leave. I mean, he’s been groomed his entire life to hold the gavel and he wants to walk away? But Clay needs the big score and reluctantly (and I’m sure temporarily) agrees.

season 4 episode 2 "Booster"

The idea of muling drugs unsurprisingly meets resistance with all the guys at the table. But again, those fat stacks of cash being laid out hold a lot of sway. Clay chats with Tig and Bobby privately and Bobby knows the motivation behind Clay’s decision. And he still doesn’t like it because Clay’s gonna eff things up for all of them.

Gemma, with baby on her hip, searches high and low for those letters. When she sees Abel rifling through the papers in her bag she realizes that maybe Tara’s walking around with them on her.

Han Solo and Chewbacca, I mean, Jax and Opie head out to the Wahewa reservation to check on the ammo. The besties chat about things they thought about in the joint (and I come to the strange realization that Charlie Hunnam with his short hair now resembles my baby brother. Sure he’s a bit older and has facial hair but…weird. I immediately push that connection out of my head since I’ve seen CH’s naked butt more than I can count and don’t want to think about my brother that way.)

Again, here is the difference in the men that Jax and Opie are. Jax looks to his future, dreams about a better life for his family, Opie doesn’t think about any other kind life and is still missing Donna. Potter and Roosevelt meet up and speculate on the “bigger player” the club is in cahoots with. Roosevelt confides that he’s being pressured to take some sort of disciplinary action to the club and Potter gives his blessing to go be a good sheriff and “be the badge.”

Clay meets up with Oswald, makes him feel a little guilty for being a partner with Hale in the development of Charming Heights. Elliot isn’t too ruffled, he worked off his debt. But Clay wants and gets an old abandoned, gated piece of land from Oswald to house his gun traffic.

At the Wahewa, the Russians are lying in wait armed to the eyeballs. Jax and Opie try to flee to no avail. The Russians didn’t appreciate getting ripped off and want their guns back. Now.

More of Gemma being a complete freak, going to Tara’s office to find the letters. We’d better find out some juicy shit that went down about how Clay & Gemma killed off JT because this story line is going to wear it’s welcome out on me real soon. She pulls out a police report regarding JT’s “accident” and we see that the investigating officer is none other than Wayne Unser. So, he’s in on it too. Strange little triangle those old friends have. Tara seemed a bit suspicious to find Gemma locked inside of her office but brushed it off.

Back at Teller-Morrow, Unser has become a different kind of device for Clay to use, this time around to scope out truck routes under the radar for moving product. Oh yeah, and he wants to know if Tara’s been trying to snoop around for info about Clay and JT. So, he did take Gemma’s concern seriously. Just then Jax calls in about the mad Russians and how they want their guns back.

But before Clay can saddle up, they are detained by a visit from one pissed off sheriff, who “discovers” lots of fire code violations and vents his frustrations out with an axe to the mugshot wall and the redwood reaper table.

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Day two out of the klink and things are not going so well for Jax. He and Opie share a moment however the gravity of the situation is not lost. But their new Mexican friends roll up in a HUMMER and turn those pesky Russians into Swiss cheese. Why is Danny Trejo so freakin’ badass? Clay shows up a day late and a dollar short and I’m guessing at this point Opie’s decided he’s going to vote in the cartel along with Clay. I also predict some really interesting and adversarial exchanges between Clay and Romeo in the future.

Amid the destruction of SAMCRO’s playhouse, Tara picks that moment to lighten the mood with announcement that she and Jax are engaged. Rounds of shots are had by all to celebrate. Clay assures Gemma that Tara’s a good girl, but Gemma & Unser toss each other an uncertain look. And that last visual exchange between Jax and Bobby said a lot.

Behind the scenes: Trashing the Clubhouse

The production designer chats about how they trashed the club and how they’re rebuilding it.

Next week’s episode: Dorylus

SAMCRO encounters an unlikely foe when a piece of their business goes missing. (FYI: Dorylus are Asian army ants)

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Per usual I’ll be going into the episode in depth so if you don’t want to know, stop reading. Gaze into Charlie Hunnam’s baby blues instead…

Sons of Anarchy: season 4

Sons of Anarchy: season 4

Episode 4.01 “Out”

It’s 14 months since we left off and a shirtless Jax sitting in his cell. He has to be shirtless so we can see the new scars that adorn his perfectly chiseled midsection. Those who’ve watched the appisode “Pay Phone” know that a few weeks after entering prison, Jax was shivved by a Russian. Nothing personal, just business. A guard approaches. It’s time to go home.

Opie greets Jax as he leaves prison, episode 1 "Out"

Montage time to get us familiar with what’s going on: a preschool aged Abel is coloring with crayons, Tara is sitting at her desk (in her own practice?) still reading those letters that JT sent to Maureen. She promptly shoves them in her bag when someone knocks on the door and Abel promptly grabs a page to scribble on when she’s not looking. The guys go through the steps of getting out of jail, Gemma tends to little Thomas (who we met in the appisode “Second Son” along with Tara’s giant boobs). Back in jail to Big Otto in solitary, who’s morning breakfast consists of a hard-boiled egg with a toy surprise inside, a shiny new razor blade. Minutes into the episode and things are getting serious.

Back to the guy’s getting out, it’s a happy reunion for all. They climb on their bikes and give Stockton a one-finger salute as they head back to Charming. A purposeful pool of blood has formed outside of Otto’s cell (my husband at this point gets concerned that Otto has killed himself, but I know better because this is Sons of Anarchy and I’ve watched all of the WTF Sutter’s on youtube and know that Otto shows up later in the season). But Otto can’t be dead, he’s a useful tool inside the Big House and as a man who hasn’t got a whole lot more left to lose, is willing to do just about anything for the club.

The boys as they head out to go back to Charming.

As the boys enter Charming they see that Evil brother Hale’s plan of real estate development has been put into action, with noted Oswald as a partner. Uh oh. The new sheriff, Roosevelt, is getting a haircut and just from looking at him you can tell he’s a take-no-shit kind of guy. And he has a special welcoming committee waiting. But there’s also a mysterious new cat hanging out in wait as well. He sticks out quite a bit actually with his euro-moto clothes and riding a *gasp* Triumph.

Roosevelt informs the newly released, “The conditions of your release state no gang colors or identifying clothing may be worn in public.” and according to the government they qualify as a gang, so no cuts allowed.

And all this before opening credits.

•At the Teller-Morrow garage, Piney approaches Tara. ”History’s dead, sweetheart. It’s got to stay that way.” This alludes to the exchange in the appisode “Tara and Piney” in which she approaches Piney about the truth behind John Teller’s death. There’s also a kind of sweet exchange between Gemma and Tara, who seemed to have really bonded while the boys were gone. Now that they’re out, we know that won’t last.

•Happy reunion time with some things of note: Unser is absent, Chucky has weird finger prosthetics cuz he was freaking Gemma out and Gemma handed off a mysterious item to Jax.

•In Sheriff Roosevelt’s office, the peculiar Triumph rider is introduced as assistant U.S. attorney Lincoln Potter and boy, he is odd (and I like that). In a roundabout way he tells Roosevelt that he wants to discuss something with him, but it’s the way he says it makes Roosevelt a bit uncomfortable. Cue Darth Vader’s theme song and Mayor Hale pays a visit, concerned with the newly released members of SAMCRO. There’s a bit of a weak stream pissing match between the two and Roosevelt reiterates that he’s got it under control (for now) before Hale poofs away in a cloud of smoke.

•Church is in session: back payment in the form of stacks of envelopes are handed out to the jail birds. In conversation we’re reminded that gun trading is the means of payment these days, even with small percentages coming their way. Clay steers convo to what’s going on with Hale’s real estate shenanigans and Opie explains “Hale’s got a shitload of presales and just needs a few more investors before he starts swinging hammers.” And what happened with their buddy Oswald? Well Hale screwed him over, of course, by pushing through a new on-ramp to Highway 99, then used the ramp as an excuse to seize Oswald’s land under eminent domain. Since Oswald lost millions of dollars, he’s has to earn it back by providing lumber and labor to the development. The town is ok with the plan because it’ll provide jobs, although only temporarily. And it seems only Clay realizes that the end result will be a housing market most long-term residents won’t be able to afford, himself included. He intends to do something about that.

Jax asks about “black and proud” Sheriff Roosevelt. He’s got an anti-gang background,been on the job 10 months and Opie says, “He’s let us know he’s here, but this is the first time he’s whipped his dick out.” Piney’s two cents is, “You’re not going to get the sheriff on your payroll. This boy’s a straight-up cop.” Gone are the days of Unser and David Hale.

It’s a busy day, apparently, because they have to head off to a meeting with the Russians at a strip club (and a very funny exchange at Tig and Happy’s expense occurs), not to mention by the way, that Opie and Lyla are getting married that night. “I know how much is in those envelopes,” Opie says, “so those wedding gifts better not be bullshit.”

•Predictably, the local law is tailing SAMCRO. Insert car/motorcycle chase scene in which they outsmart the eager deputies.

•Roosevelt heads up to Lincoln Potter’s office and is met with a stack of confidentiality agreements to sign. Lincoln Potter explains that he has trust issues. “That way, you say anything about what you see, I strip your badge and throw you in jail,” Potter shrugs. Two secured doorways later the men enter a SAMCRO decorated war room. All of the clubs friends, family and known associates (the russians and RIRA) are up on that wall and we have to remember that they are bad dudes. Curiously at the bottom of the SAMCRO photo spread is a the sign “Plan B,” and both Otto and Juice’s mug shots are there. Wonder what that is…

Potter starts to lay things out to Roosevelt: He’s going to use RICO to take down SAMCRO now that they’re dealing guns. He’s working with the CIA, the FBI and ATF. He explains that because the Russians were pissed when SAMCRO screwed them over at the end of last season, they had Jax shivved while in prison. Clay brokered a deal in which the Russians got a large percentage of the gun sales while SAMCRO was on the inside. But now that SAMCRO’s out that deal will change. There’s an FBI agent who’s been undercover in Putlova’s crew for over a year now and is in line to become the number two guy. The idea is that the agent is inside will be able to get Putlova on tape buying and selling arms. And in one broad stroke will take down the R.O.C., the Real IRA and the Sons of Anarchy. Roosevelt realizes he’s brought in because it’ll be happening in his backyard.

•Cue Clay’s meeting with Putlova, with undercover FBI guy standing menacingly and attentively behind them, as they reiterate the deal as it goes forth from here. They shake on it with a shot of vodka and since local PD is on Clay’s tail they can’t sample the merchandise at this time. But hey, why don’t you guys come to Opie’s wedding, it’ll provide good cover to check out the operation. Doesn’t seem strange at all…

•We get our answer to what’s going on with Unser. He’s holed up in a shitty, run down trailer his life is in shambles. He’s got no job, no wife, no business and not even his health to rely on. Good thing Gemma is around.

•Jax and Tara have a much needed nekkid-type reunion while the boys are napping. Which cuts over to Gemma and Clay pretty much doing the same, although it’s more of a wham, bam thank you ma’am situation. Pillow talk reveals that Clay’s arthritis is getting much worse and he doesn’t have a whole lot of time left, but he expects to be banking some big money before he’s done. Gemma kills the dreamy thoughts by telling Clay how dire Unser’s situation is.

•Opie and Lyla before their pending nuptials. He’s excited and looking forward to growing his family with her. Cue guilt ridden face of Lyla as she remembers that she’s already had an abortion. Yawn.

•Back to Jax and Tara. They know they need to talk about stuff but the baby starts crying and Jax offers to go get him. Out comes the package that Gemma handed to Jax and at this point it’s obvious that it’s an engagement ring. Tara finds it in the baby’s grip, remarks how lovely it is then quizzically looks at Jax, who says, “We should get married … I love you, Tara. I’ve loved you since I was sixteen. You stayed when anyone else would have bailed. You’ve given me a beautiful son, taken Abel on as your own.” She happily says yes, but all of the issues against them come flooding out. Jax has a plan for the future and it doesn’t involve SAMCRO. But much like Clay, they need to ride it out a bit longer for a big pay off. She tries to assert herself, she’s a successful surgeon that makes good bank. But he won’t hear of it. He doesn’t want to live off of his wife.

Jax tells her, “Clay’s hands are going. His days are numbered. When he steps down, he loses sway. That’s when I get out. And Gemma … she’s just an old lady. You’ve got to trust me. This is all I’ve been thinking about for the last fourteen months. I’m going to finish up with SAMCRO, and we’re going to take our boys, and we’re going to get the hell out of here. Start fresh somewhere, be a real family.” We’ve heard this all before from him and it sounds good in theory.

•Clay goes to visit Unser and they chat about life as it is in modern day Charming. “Town’s upside down, Wayne.” Unser agrees: “I’m not sure which cancer’s worse. The one in me, or the one in Charming?” Clay tells Unser in no uncertain terms that he’s not allowed to wallow any longer because Clay needs him in order to stifle Hale’s plans for Charming Heights. Unser is in and Clay asks him to lend a catering truck for “wedding shit.”

•Big Otto isn’t dead. He’s in the infirmary and a Russian inmate (presumably the one who shivved Jax) is rolled in next to him. The guard hands Otto a scalpel.

•Opie and Lyla’s wedding guest list is one to rival many. The Mayans, the Niners, the Russians are all in attendance. Jax and Tara are the blissful couples witnesses and the ceremony is officiated by Randolph Mantooth (John Gage from the 70′s show Emergency). The local po-po are also keeping tabs on what’s going on and they dryly watch the catering truck that Clay arranged roll by them.

Gemma & Clay watch the wedding commence

•And now it’s a wedding SAMCRO style. Lyla’s dress is all slutty mini in the front (complete with white garter in full view and white sparkly stipper shoes) and long train in the back. Since the wedding is being held on the Wahewa, Randolph Mantooth launches into the Apache wedding blessing. Jax and Tara are cutely flirting. The couple say their vows. As Opie says “With this ring, I vow my love. I promise always to cherish…and protect you” you just know that the ghost of wife #1 is hovering there in his thoughts. It’s a heavy moment. “What else?” Jax nudges. Opie rolls his eyes, “And treat you as good as my leather, and ride you as much as my Harley.” Everyone laughs and the mood is light once again.

•The reception goes in full swing. Jax has snuck out and something is about to go down with Bobby, Chibs, Juice and Happy. They’re in the back of Unser’s truck. “If you get even a hint of a tail, abort.” he tells them before they drive away.

•At the reception Clay and Alvarez are conversating. Clay thanks him for keeping SAMCRO safe inside the joint and Alvarez says he was protecting his interests. The chat goes a bit cryptic when Alvarez says “Talked to our man yesterday. How’s it look for tomorrow?” Clay gives a quick download about the new sheriff and says that they’ll all be safe “once we’re inside.” Before we get any more info Alvarez is pulled away to dance with his leather minidress clad lady.

•Typical wedding stuff is going on. Gemma is dancing with Unser, Lyla is sort of swaying around by herself. Putlova’s gift to Opie is some sort of hand cannon (“best wedding gift ever” according to Opie) and as Lyla pulls Opie away to dance, Clay takes hold of it.

•A cover of “What a Wonderful World” sung by Alison Mosshart (of the Kills) kicks in as Opie dances with his bride. This is where all shit breaks loose. Clay, Putlova and cronies head off to the woods to test out the hand cannon, Chibs, Juice, Bobby and Happy are in a warehouse with undercover FBI guy and the rest of the legit Russians checking out the guns the Russians have. Cut over to Otto, whose restraints are no longer restraining him. He slips off his gurney and stumbles over to the Russian.”This is for Jax Teller,” he says as he plunges the scalpel into the Russian’s ear! Back at the warehouse the boys pick up the firearms and obliterate the Russians, including the undercover FBI agent. In the woods, Clay and the crew wipe out those Russians, except for Putlova, who Jax stabs repeatedly in the gut. “Just business,” he spats.

•A break in the mayhem shows Gemma in Abel’s room that night. He’s fast asleep in bed and she starts picking up the things that are littered on it. She notices the note from Maureen that he had scribbled on in with the mess and realizes that either Tara or Jax (or both) have read some incriminating letters from JT. Ruh-roh.

•SAMCRO sends a (not so) subtle message by dumping the Russian bodies onto Charming Heights. Back at the wedding the reception continues on. Clay smoking a stogie, possibly reflecting on his future happy days of retirement while Opie & Lyla and Jax & Tara slow dance. “It’s good to be home” Jax declares.

Tell me what you thought of the season 4 premier!

Next week’s episode: “Booster”
The Sons of Anarchy are forced to make a decision that could challenge the future of the club.

Be sure to read all my extensive Sons of Anarchy coverage here.

Did you miss the live pre-show chat with Kurt Sutter and the cast? Well, don’t fret, you can still watch. (It takes a bit of time up front to get going.)

Some quick news:

A lot of us have been lamenting the fact that Kurt Sutter had given up Twitter because he kept getting misquoted by certain media sources. On his blog he promised that if he saw a 10% jump in viewership during the S4 premier he’d come back (along with some other prizes). Well, last night’s premier drew a combined 7.25 million total viewers and 4.76 million 18-49. that’s up 28% & 24% from the S3 premiere. Holeeeee shiiiiit.

He’s baaaaack.

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Before I get to the appisodes, just wanted to let you guys know that MovieWeb.com has a bunch (about 27 ) of season 4 publicity photos posted. I could write an entire post just on the photos alone, but I’m not going to.

There are black and white and color photos, but I think the b&w ones are best. (They remind me of Life magazine’s Hells Angels photos from 1965.) And good gravy, look at how gorgeous Katey Sagal looks in that second picture!

Sons of Anarchy exclusive appisodes

Three out of four ain’t bad: A lot of you guys know (and some a bit bitter) about the SOA iPhone/iPad app which is where exclusive, additional scenes between S3 and S4 are shown first. These additional scenes will eventually be added to Sons of Anarchy section of FX’s website, although I have yet to see anything there as of today. I’ve done my best to track down the three that have been released.

Appisode 1: Pay Phone

The first appisode was entitled “Pay Phone” (and directed by Ryan Hurst). I haven’t found any “official” video to share but found this one on YouTube. The quality isn’t great but you get the gist of the scene. (In the comments section, someone said the translation from the Russian is “Nothing serious dear, you know why we doing this…”)

Appisode 2: “Second Son.”

This video takes place on Incarceration Day 196. Gemma and Tara (and her enormous boobs) visit Jax in prison, where he meets his newborn son, Thomas (named after his dead brother). Nice little scene.

(I have a small quip about time continuity with this one. The first appisode happened on Day 26, when Jax got stabbed. Would he still be that sore to the touch on day 196? Am I nit-picking?)

Appisode 3: TBD

I don’t know the title of the 3rd appisode but it deals with Tara, armed with the knowledge of the letters written to Maureen by John Teller, looking for answers behind his death.

Appisode 4: Mexican basketball

**UPDATE** apparently EW.com has taken down the video. Sorry for the tease!

EW.com has an exclusive on the video for the 4th appisode. This one takes place on Incarceration day 305. Tig, Happy and Juice play some full-contact prison yard basketball while Clay, Jax, and Bobby discuss a potential new deal.

SOA appisode 4 "Mexican Basketball" can be viewed at EW.com

Season 4 of Sons of Anarchy airs Tuesday September, 6th!

The cast of TLC's "NY Ink"

NY Ink features Ami James, formerly of the now defunct TLC show Miami Ink. In season one the show centered around Ami’s quest to open a new, high-end tattoo shop (Wooster St. Social Club) in the heart of SoHo.

The first season chronicled Ami’s struggle to drum up business, dealing with his new team of artists (featuring Tim Hendricks, Megan Massacre (currently gracing the cover of Inked Magazine), Tommy Montoya, Chris Torres and Ami’s apprentice Billy DeCola) and two diva shop managers, Jessica and Robear.

Megan Massacre, from Inked Magazine (inkedmag.com) photo: Warwick Saint

Season one  was full of  personality clashes, a possible budding romance between Megan & Brooklyn “bad boy” Chris Torres, some tattoos here and there and a lot of strife. Honestly, the last few minutes of the season finale made watching the sometimes painful show worth watching. The editing, storytelling and filming made it worth while and hooked me in to giving another season a shot.

NY Ink will return in December 2011 with 10 more hour-long episodes.

NY Ink on TLC
Ami James’ blog

If you already own the SOA iPhone/iPad app, all you have to do is update the app. If you don’t have it yet, it’s only .99 cents for the download and the app gives exclusive first look on the 3 additional scenes that were filmed. (I think Droid users have to wait a little longer until the app is finished development). If you don’t have access to the apps for your phone, these additional content scenes will be available on the FX website in a week or two.

SPOILER! SPOILER!  SPOILER!  SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER!

Go away if you don’t want to know about this scene. Shoo!

Sons of Anarchy iPhone app: opening screen

First exclusive additional scene: Pay Phone

This is the first time actual video has been available through the app. I’m just posting some screen grabs, but the scene takes place on day 26 of incarceration.

Sons of Anarchy iPhone app: menu

Sons of Anarchy iPhone app: Pay Phone

Day 26

Sons of Anarchy iPhone app exclusive additional content: "Pay Phone": Jax waiting to use the phone

Jax is waiting in to use the phone and is approached by a menacing dude (isn’t everyone is jail pretty much menacing?). Before he knows what’s happening he’s grabbed from behind and stabbed repeatedly by said menacing dude, who spats some words at Jax in Russian. Jax is left on the floor to bleed.

Sons of Anarchy iPhone app exclusive additional content: "Pay Phone"

Sons of Anarchy iPhone app exclusive additional content: "Pay Phone"

Sons of Anarchy iPhone app exclusive additional content: "Pay Phone"

This scene is only 1:21 long, but it’s pretty powerful to watch and it’ll be interesting to watch the show move forward after gaining a little insight of some of the things these guys dealt with while in jail.

Thank you Mr. Sutter!!

I’ve had a few appointments sprinkled over the past few months, starting in April. An hour here and there whenever we both had some time. From April to June, here’s where we ended up (I love how especially wide my arm looks in these pics):

The mom’s hair is filled in, the older girl has hay colored hair now and some of the background starts to get definition. The eventual scheme is that the background will be sunset colors. I really like how the mother’s hair is kind of ombré. You can see it a little bit from these photos how it starts to get dark towards the ends of her hair.

Last night’s appointment will most likely be one of the last on this piece. I wanted to try to sneak in one more appointment before the Boston Tattoo Convention. My artist, Natan Alexander, is the main-man behind the convention, and he gets incredibly busy this time of year.

Me being a super dork.

I always have good intentions of tweeting and taking more pics while I’m in the chair, but honestly, sometimes this shit hurts too much to hold the phone. Well, that and we chat like a couple of hens at a tea party when we get together!

Anyway, we’re nearing the end of the journey on my half-sleeve. We’ll most likely finish up sometime in the fall after the convention (and when I stop going out in the sun! I swear I wear 70 SPF sunblock, but I’m Italian and my skin wants to soak up the sun).

Last night the sunset background is starting to emerge. The top gem in the frame is now purple and more detail was added in the mother’s gown and the older child’s hair. More detail was also added to the flowers near the girls.

It’s all really starting to come together. I’m very proud of it and am grateful to Natan for taking his time to make sure that it is perfect.

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Monsters & Critics’ April MacIntyre (@AprilMac): Debi Mazar’s character as a parole officer has been put on hold due to time constraints in the overall arc for season 4.

Debi Mazar

The change was confirmed by Sutter. “Unfortunately, Debi’s character [Carmen] was cut because of time.  We just didn’t have the minutes in the episodes to play that arc out in fully-realized way.  I love Debi, and think she’d be an awesome addition to the show.  My hope is to bring her back in some capacity in future seasons.”

 Buzzfocus interview with Sutter and Sagal

BuzzFocus also published this interview with Kurt Sutter and Katey Sagal from ComicCon with some hints of things to come in season 4. Internal threats from within the club, more history of John Teller’s death and it’s impact. Opie’s Wedding. And, Peter Weller directed episode 3 and will be back to direct episode 10.

Enter the H-D “Free the World” Giveaway

In conjunction with the release of the Marvel movie ‘Captain America: the First Avenger‘ H-D is giving fans a chance to win a custom ride!

Grand prize: Two round trip tickets to Milwaukee (including hotel accommodations) where the winner will visit the Harley-Davidson® Factory to build the Liberator of their dreams – designed by Marvel®, Harley and you.

1st Prize: Harley-Davidson® Academy of Motorcycling – Riders Edge® Classes for you and a friend, valued at nearly $2000.

US Military exclusive prize: For a U.S. Service Man or Woman, two round trip tickets to Milwaukee (including hotel accommodations) where the winner will visit the Harley-Davidson® Factory to build the Liberator of their dreams – designed by Marvel®, Harley and you.

Captain America's 1942 H-D WLA "Liberator"

Head on over to freecountry.harley-davidson.com/captainamerica to enter to win! Contest ends December 1, 2011 at 11:59 p.m. ET. There’s also a bunch of downloadable wallpapers and a short Captain American documentary to watch.

*Please note: Rippin-Kitten.com is in no way affiliated with this giveaway. We’re just passing along the message.

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Death's Head racer ring in bronze by V22 LA

Victorious 22 LA is a clothing (and accessories) company based in the heart of LA inspired by the 1950’s, 60′s and 70’s American outlaw biker revolution. v22losangeles.com

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Now for some of you more hardcore SOA fans some of this news is not new to you. It’s been a while so cut me some slack. For everyone else: I hope you’ve got your reading glasses on because this post is jammed packed with SOA news!

Sons of Anarchy returns September 6th with a special 90 minute premier episode

Sure, Charlie Hunnam cut his hair short, but you’ll forget all about it when the 90 minute season premier airs. Or until the first scene of the season that shows his naked butt.

SOA season 3 DVD will be released August 30th

As I’ve recently learned, a tv show’s budget to produce a DVD set is taken from the following season’s budget. That’s why DVDs typically come out a week or so before the new season of that show is set to air. It’s no different here. The Sons of Anarchy season 3 DVD set will be released on August 30th, just a week before the big season 4 premier and it is available for pre-order on amazon.com right now.

But I have faith that you guys can plow through an entire season on DVD in a week.

Season 4 casting news

Danny Trejo

Back in May we found out that Danny Trejo will join the SOA cast playing Romero “Romeo” Parada, a charismatic and dangerous former commando for the Mexican military who becomes a new associate of the club.

David Hasselhoff

In a brilliant display of stunt casting, David Hasselhoff will play a John Holmes-esque, ex-porn star named Dondo, who has quit his “acting” career to focus on producing of girl-on-girl adult films.

Debi Mazar

Debi Mazar (Entourage) will appear this fall as SAMCRO’s parole officer. Wonder if they’ll play up her NY background, she won’t take any crap and will whip those boys into shape.

Rockmond Dunbar

There’s a new sheriff in town (sorry, I had to)! In the wake of Hale’s untimely death and Unser handing in his badge, new sheriff, Eli Roosevelt played by Rockmond Dunbar is taking over. Roosevelt will be a strict enforcer, barring SAMCRO from even wearing their colors in town.

LaMonica Garrett

And along with a new sheriff there’s also a new deputy sheriff: LaMonica Garrett will portray Deputy Sheriff Cane.

Ray McKinnon

Another Deadwood alumi joins the cast this season. Ray McKinnon, best known for portraying Reverend Smith on Deadwood, shows up as a prosecutor described by the network as “an independent thinker and somewhat odd.”

Sons of ANarchy season 4 spoilers/news

If you don’t want to know, then don’t read this part!!

Kurt Sutter blogged an overview of what to expect from Season 4:
“So far, the new season feels very potent. We’re back in Charming, we’re out of jail and we’re making money,” he wrote. “With that upswing, comes all the complications that success and power bring. Season four is all about the club. The personalities, the history, the alliances, the conflicts—the inside dynamics of an organized outlaw enterprise. Ego, greed, violence and fear reign supreme. I’m halfway through the cut of 401 and it’s pretty fucking badass.”

Sutter also considers the season ahead to be “act 2″ of the ongoing mythology. He told EW, “It’s a continuation of the mythology. A lot of what happens this season is a direct result narratively and emotionally of what happened in Ireland in season 3 and how that bounces off of Jax, Gemma and Clay. If we’re looking at this show as being 6 or 7 seasons, I’d say we’re coming into Act 2 here, in terms of setting up, emotionally, the bigger arc of the series in terms of where it all might go. I think we get a taste of that this season — where it’s going to go.”

The first five episode titles are:

• Out
• Booster
• Dorylus
• Una Venta
• Brick

Jax and Tara: “[The beginning of the season is] really about both of them figuring out what’s going to happen and making a decision about what’s going to happen,” Sutter says. “I think it’ll be about how one foot out the door, one foot in, doesn’t work anymore. I think this season, a lot of that fluctuation will come to a head and a decision will have to be made.”

SAMCRO vs SAMTAZ: There will be tension between the Charming and Tucson charters this season. Clay and his counterpart are not friends, but Jax and his counterpart do get along. But the club’s Tucson charter will not be their biggest problem. “To a certain extent, the greatest foe the club will have is the club,” Kurt Sutter told EW. “It’s about the internal foes, which I think are much worse than the external foes this season.”

EW.com first reported that Opie and Lyla are getting hitched. (Ha, Lyla’s wearing white. Hilarious.) The wedding will happen during the season premiere. Despite the happy union, we already know that Lyla has a huge secret. Winter Ave Zoli (Lyla) told Entertainment Weekly ”Last season Lyla had an abortion without telling Opie, so now it’s on her conscience.”

Opie & Lyla 4-eva

Opie and Lyla get married (Image Credit: Prashant Gupta)

KS tweeted: “404 (episode 4) has the most awesome SOA EXPLOSION ever. you know my motto, “when in doubt, blow it the fuck up!”

SOA app update

The app update seems to be running a little behind schedule but it is in the works. Info via Twitter: “1ST ADDITIONAL CONTENT SCENE “PAYPHONE” COMING 2 IPHONE & ANDROID IN THE NEXT 2 WEEKS.” So it’s looking like the updated app will be out at end of July, early August.

Misc news

SOA represented again at this year’s Comic-Con. Kurt Sutter, Katey Sagal, Ron Perlman were there yesterday in the afternoon to do a signing, press and a panel. Also, look for a special WTF Sutter filmed at Comic-Con on the SOA/SutterInk Youtube Channel. (photos liberated from @SAMCRO_blogger)

Charlie Hunnam and Ron Perlman at 2011 Comic Con

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Kurt Sutter, Katey Sagal, Ron Perlman at 2011 Comic Con

That’s all for now. More news when it becomes available!

Read all of Rippin-Kitten’s extensive SOA coverage including last year’s set visit and tour from Kurt Sutter.

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A professional photographer on Main Street will photograph models selected during Bike Week. Contestants must be fun, energetic, and comfortable in front of the camera. Contestants do not have to be professional models to apply.

Contestants must be planning to attend the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and be available on Wednesday, Aug. 10 from 3 to 5 pm. Contestants must be 18 years or older. Hot Leathers would prefer that contestants have their own motorcycles at the rally, though this is not required for entry.

Winners of the modeling competition will be featured in Hot Leathers marketing materials, which may include catalogs, an online store, newsletters, billboards, and advertisements. Winners will also receive free Hot Leathers merchandise.

To enter the nationwide Hot Leathers modeling contest, send several photos (both headshots and full-body shots) to photos@hotleathers.com with the subject line: “Sturgis Photo Shoot.” Please include your name, address, phone number, and email, and include something about yourself in the body of the email.

Hot Leathers will contact winners via email. Specifics on location, time of shoot, and items to bring will be discussed when winners are chosen.

For more information or to check out Hot Leathers’ flaming hot merchandise, visit hotleathers.com/blog.

For more information about entering the contest, head on over to afflictionclothing.com/bikegiveaway. The giveaway runs until July 8th (11:59 PM ET).

I personally would rather have the “guys” bike. (Why did they have to put pink paint on the chick bike?) So head on over to see the hoops you have to go through to enter.

And…
*Please note: Rippin-Kitten.com is in no way affiliated with this giveaway. We’re just passing along the message.

Update 6.9.11
And the winner is Comment #8: Robb! Thanks to everyone who entered the win. I sincerely love giving stuff away whenever I can!

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J&P Cycles has been doing the rounds on the blog circuit and offering a $25 gift card giveaway from time to time. I made it to the short list this time around to offer a lucky reader the opportunity to win one.

All you have to do is leave a comment here to be eligible for the giveaway. Winner will be chosen randomly at midnight (EST) on June 8th.

You could leave a comment about what you would get with the gift card. Or you could tell me about the accessories that you’ve already added to your bike. But none of that is required. If you want to win just leave any old comment (as long as you keep it clean, plz) with your valid email address so that I can gather your info if you are the lucky winner.

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*Rippin-Kitten.com has not been sponsored or compensated in any form for this giveaway. We’re just an instrument for J&P Cycles to reach out to the motorcycle community for this giveaway. A gift card will be offered to a Rippin-Kitten reader in exchange for the links listed above.

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The diverse and unique collection of RockLove’s jewelry can be found at rocklove.com. These are a few pieces that have caught my eye.

Faith, hope and charity necklace from RockLove Jewelry

Faith, hope & charity necklace ($45): the anchor for hope, cross for faith, and heart for charity (and love).

Faceted dome ring

This faceted dome ring ($69) was carved and cast in solid sterling silver. The ring has been treated so that it has a darker gunmetal finish and slight texture. Pretty rockin’!

Black rose earrings

These black rose earrings ($32) are darkly feminine and badass. Made from hand carved black buffalo horn and backed with a sterling silver post, these would be a great option of earring to wear while riding.

Chunky heart bracelet

Chunky chain bracelet with filigree heart ($195) is definitely a statement piece. Solid sterling cable chain with lobster clasp accented by a Victorian inspired, filigree heart.

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So where did we leave off?

If you haven’t finished watching season 3 yet: STOP READING. Move on to the casting section.

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Season 3 ended with SAMCRO headed off to a stint in jail after an elaborate plan was successfully pulled off by Jax. Abel is home safe. Agent Stahl is dead at Opie’s hand. Jimmy O is dead, dispatched by Chibs. Tara is knocked up. Opie & Lyla are engaged. Unser turned in his badge. John Teller’s ghost is still looming heavily (“The King is gone, but not forgotten”).

When season 4 begins, 14 months will have passed since the boys went off to the pokey. The boys are out presumably on parole. Based on some production photos that have emerged this week, Charlie Hunnam (Jax) got a haircut (don’t cry, ladies, it’s only hair. It’ll grown back.), Theo Rossi (Juice) let his hair grown in a little and Katey Sagal is still super hot.

Sons of Anarchy casting news

A week ago we found out that Mexican badass, Danny Trejo, will be featured in the upcoming season.

TVLine reported that Trejo will play Romero “Romeo” Parada, a charismatic and dangerous former commando for the Mexican military who becomes a new associate of the club.

Trejo’s past acting credits include “From Dusk Til Dawn“, “Desperado“, “House of 1000 Corpses” and the awesome “Machete.”

Season 4 exclusive content, iPhone app and a big social media push

YouTube channel: A few weeks ago Kurt Sutter/FX Digital launched the Sutterink/Sons of Anarchy YouTube channel where Mr. Sutter will host his own weekly updates (WTFSutter in particular), behind the scene footage from the upcoming season and additional scenes not included in the actual show. “the plan right now, to release the additional content scenes on SOA app first, then later, on the FX website, then my blog & youtube channel” tweeted Sutter.

Phone apps: Last season SOA flirted with new media when they released the iPhone app (and disgruntled a LOT of non-iPhone users) that complemented the lore of season 3. The iPhone app will begin to see updates as early as July and it sounds like the updated app will be available for Android users in July as well.

Take a peek at the SOA iPhone app tour I put together of the first release from last year.

SOA iPhone app main screen

Twitter: Anyone who uses Twitter knows that Kurt Sutter (@sutterink) is a prolific, and sometimes abrasive, user. (Anyone catch this uncomfortable exchange between Mr. Sutter and Jesse James (@freejessejames) last week? *BOOM* This was like two worlds colliding for me since I am still somewhat a fan of Jesse, despite his personal short comings, and I deeply admire Mr. Sutter).

interesting Twitter exchange between Kurt Sutter & Jesse James

Sutter is now considered a “celebrity show runner” because he is so accessible to his fans. At the time of this post he has hit 30,847 followers. He’s great at teasing with just enough info that leaves diehard fans salivating for more and he’s just a really funny guy in general. (Also, don’t forget to check out his blog at SutterInk.blogspot.com).

Plus, he tweets out some great on set photos. Like this one:

Katey Sagal, Charlie Hunnan, Maggie Siff on set for season 4 Sons of Anarchy

Another person you might consider following is Dominic Pagone (@Dom_Pagone), who does publicity for FX. He’s been tweeting out quite a few photos from the set this week. They can all be viewed at the Sons of Anarchy Facebook page as well. He also alerted fans of these photos that are featured on NY Magazine (Photos by: James Minchin III for New York Magazine).

Re-watch previous seasons of Sons of Anarchy

While the season 3 DVDs haven’t been released yet (rumor is that this will happen sometime in August) you can still catch the show in different ways.

Last weekend FX began showing the show in the late night hours (11PM-2 AM) from the very beginning and will continue to do so until the premier of season 4.

Season 3 is available for download on iTunes (but it ain’t cheap). There are several sites that stream the episodes for free, but I don’t know from experience what sites are good.

Or you can go back and read all of Rippin-Kitten’s extensive SOA coverage including last year’s set visit and tour from Kurt Sutter.

Season 4 will premier sometime in September.

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Sam had never been on a motorcycle until he bought his first Harley-Davidson Road King in 1996 and that’s when his passion for riding was ignited. He has been to every major motorcycle rally in the country and rides over 20,000 miles a year, including Route 66 from start to finish. That’s when an idea was born: to form a comprehensive guide to Route 66 from the motorcyclist’s perspective.

Route 66 MC

A team comprised of experts in web design, graphic arts, photography and computer based map making has joined Sam to help create Route66mc.com.

This is where he needs some help. He would like to list any motorcycle club, shop, hang out, bar, outlet, gathering space or biker friendly business that lies on Route 66.

• If you live on Route 66, Sam would like to meet you to hear your Route 66 stories
• If you have a Route 66 business, belong to a motorcycle club from a Route 66 town or sponsor a motorcycle rally along Route 66, Sam would like to include you on Route66MC.com
• If you operate a Route 66 museum, are a member of a Route 66 Historical Society or are a member of the Chamber of Commerce in a Route 66 town, Sam would like to get your Route 66 history

The listing will be FREE and, if you have any to share, be sure to include pictures. Contact Sam at sam@route66mc.com and leave your contact information.

Sam began traveling Route 66 in January, from Chicago to Santa Monica, to collect content for the web site.His goal is to create the best motorcycle guide ever for the Mother Road of America.

Hot Leathers, who designed the  “Slant Artist” logo, will have a limited amount of “Slant Artist” t-shirts for sale during the rally at their Buffalo Chip store across from the Lichter exhibition hall

This year’s Motorcycles as Art exhibition will focus on artist Jeff Decker and will be open daily from August 6-12th. A large majority of the display will consist of Jeff’s personal collection including ten beautiful bronze sculptures. There will also be an eclectic display of motorcycles and wall art culled not only from his personal collection, but from friends and other artists filling the 7,000 square foot Lichter Exhibition Hall located on the grounds of the Sturgis Buffalo Chip. Decker will also be working on a new sculpture in the gallery for several hours each day during which time visitors can chat and ask questions from the basics of “lost wax” bronze casting process to motorcycle history or how ”Slant Artists”, the incredible motorcycle racers who climb steep inclines against the clock and each other, have impressed him. Each person will be challenged to come away with their own understanding of Decker’s inspirations, aspirations and what makes this eccentric tick, and perhaps what inspires artists in general.

Bikes from Decker’s own collection include historic pieces such as his 1914 Harley-Davidson Twin (that he rode across the United States in the Motorcycle Cannonball race) to unusual bikes like his 1930 H-D DAH hillclimber or a 1949 H-D WR racer.  He has personally customized machines that were previously considered off-limits, like his 1941 Crocker and his 1952 Vincent.  Add to the mix his respect for bikes like ex-pro-boarder Jason Jessee’s 1949 Black Tibetan Panhead and many of  Cole Foster’s bikes and you can see how diverse this artist really is.

Decker’s interests lie not only with motorcycle related sculpture, but all aspects of motorcycling.  With his fascination for motorcycling history and with the aid of the impressive library on the subject he has built, Decker’s understanding is thorough and deep. He could easily fill a position for historian or archivist if one were posted, and if he were looking. Of course, Decker is much too busy and happy doing what he does, which in addition to sculpting has him collaborating with Langlitz Leather, reviving great motorcycle history and many such endeavors throughout Italy and Japan.

The passion for motorcycling and art that you sense in Decker’s presence can be traced back to his childhood, when his father took him along on visits to Steve McQueen, Ed Roth and Von Dutch.  As a young aspiring artist, he worked with well-known sculptor Stanley Wanlass.  Today, Decker’s own sculptures (the only sculptures to be licensed by Harley-Davidson) are collected and exhibited around the world. His commissions have grown in scale to the point that a 16’ 5,000 pound bronze now graces the entrance to the Harley-Davidson Museum in Milwaukee.

Regarding his involvement with the Motorcycles as Art Exhibition, Jeff Decker states “Since the inception of Michael Lichter’s museum quality exhibits in Sturgis, I’ve been able to participate in them often and am extremely honored to be the focal point this year.”

In addition to Decker’s personal collection, there will also be an impressive array of notable bikes on display including:
A 1941 Crocker Big tank Custom
1952 Vincent Black Lightning
Wall of Death Bike 1930 Indian Scout
1949 JAP Speedway Bike
Keith Nelson/Billy Lane Custom Motorcycle
1934 Harley-Davidson CAC Speedway Racer

Other noteworthy art pieces include an HD Daytona 1968 poster, several original portraits and sketches by legendary artist, David Uhl, a selection of rock show posters, and a Rat Fink Kustom Kulture poster, just to name a few.

An internationally anticipated FREE exhibition showcasing the works of the most influential master builders and artists in motorcycling, Motorcycles as Art has become the prominent exhibition of the annual Sturgis Rally. Assembled by world-famous motorcycle photographer, Michael Lichter, the exhibition captures the personal expression, creativity and spirit that pervade the history and culture of motorcycling. As in past years, Motorcycles as Art curator, Michael Lichter will work with Decker, as well as the additional artists and builders involved, and the staff of the Legendary Buffalo Chip to create the themed exhibition that will fill the 7,000-foot exhibition hall.

“These yearly exhibitions are not only a labor of love but a chance for me to openly express my creativity and introduce friends and colleagues to a venue and audience that have been incredibly loyal and generous,” explains Lichter. “Thanks to Jeff we’ve got a really great exhibit this year, unlike any other.”

“The guests at the Chip absolutely love Lichters’ exhibits,” adds Sturgis Buffalo Chip owner, Rod Woodruff. “They have become a hallmark of our Sturgis Rally Week festivities. No other showcase in the industry exemplifies the spirit, passion and complexities of the motorcycling culture. We’re honored to capture the brilliance of Michael Lichter and Jeff Decker at this year’s exhibit, right here at the Chip.”

The most celebrated FREE exhibition of its kind, the Motorcycles as Art exhibition provides Sturgis rally-goers with a memorable and irreplaceable experience at the Legendary Buffalo Chip. Hours for the FREE exhibition this year will be August 6th-12th 10 a.m.-.10 p.m. with the exception of Tuesday August 9th where hours will be limited from 10 a.m. until 6 p.m. for an invite only industry reception.

Visit motorcyclesasart.com for more information.

The Sutterink/SOA YouTube channel is live

With the blessing of the Mother channel (Fox/FX) and their digital team, there will be a huge social media push for season 4 of Sons of Anarchy. Mr. Sutter has been flirting with social media for a while now with Twitter, Facebook and an iPhone app for season 3 and now he’s going to fondle YouTube with his own weekly updates, behind the scene footage from the upcoming season and (I’m assuming) full-video “appisodes,” (unlike the static, page script dialogue we saw on the iPhone app) with the first one airing in July.

There are currently 2 videos uploaded. The first one is a candid video of Mr. Sutter sitting at home, stroking his daughter’s pet bunny while he explains the future plans for the SOA channel. (I couldn’t help to snicker a little bit while watching. The whole time I was reminded of Donald Pleasance stroking his white cat in “You Only Live Twice.” Minus the facial scar and Neru jacket, of course. Or for the younger crowd, Dr. Evil holding Mr. Bigglesworth.)

The second video is the first of a regular segment called “WTF Sutter” in which he will answer fan questions. This particular video is the answer to the popular question of what it’s like for Kurt and (his wife) Katie Sagal to work together. Obviously they decided to have some fun with it.

The channel is “subscription only” so that only SOA fans can watch the videos and get increasingly excited for season 4. At the moment the videos are able to be shared (which may change as the channel gets more populated with content). I’ll continue to share as long as I’m able to. And you should head over there and subscribe to this channel! That’s probably the best way to say “Thank You”.

The Sutterink/SOA YouTube channel can be found at: http://www.youtube.com/user/sutterinksoa

Legendary Buffalo Chip Salutes Women Riders with First Annual Biker Belles

The Legendary Buffalo Chip will recognize the passion, diversity and spirit of women in motorcycling during the 71st annual Sturgis Rally.  Women from across the globe will hit the road, Wednesday – August 10, 2011 for the first annual Biker Belles celebration.  The event was created to help celebrate women’s role in shaping the culture, history and sport of motorcycling, while helping to raise significant funds for two charities chosen by Helping with Horsepower (TM), including the Abbott House and the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum & Hall of Fame.

The inaugural "Biker Belles" event happens at the Legendary Buffalo Chip in Sturgis 2011

The inaugural Biker Belles celebration will begin in the historic town of Deadwood as the Lodge at Deadwood will roll out the red carpet and host a special welcome reception complete with events, entertainment and activities catered to women.  From Deadwood, Motor Maids member Meg McDonough and friends will lead a women’s-only ride to The Chip for a special Biker Belles shindig put on by “The Best Party Anywhere®.”

“Each year the Buffalo Chip sees more and more women riding through our gates”, says Toni Woodruff, daughter of Buffalo Chip president, Rod Woodruff.  “It’s so exciting to have an event during the Sturgis Rally that caters to women riders and benefits local charities in the process!”

To highlight the Biker Belles festivities at The Chip, 4-time national land speed record holder and pilot of the original “World’s Fastest Bagger,” Laura Klock of Klock Werks Kustom Cycle, will unveil “SALT,” a customized Harley-Davidson® built under her direction and guidance with the girls and young women of the Abbott House.  While at the party, Laura and her staff will be selling raffle tickets to win this special bike that will be given away in support of the Abbott House next fall.

“We couldn’t be more excited about this inaugural celebration of women in motorcycling in Sturgis.” says Laura Klock. “Whether you’re an avid motorcyclist, a curiosity seeker, or someone looking for a new change of pace, you are welcome to join us! “Biker Belles will be a day of real women, real stories and real fun!”

Tickets for the 2011 Biker Belles celebration are available now on bikerbelles.com.  The Biker Belles celebration requires a $75 contribution, of which 100 percent goes directly to its chosen charities. The finishing touches are being worked out for the 2011 celebration, with details to be announced on bikerbelles.com.

Known as the largest music festival in motorcycling, the Legendary Buffalo Chip has teamed up with GEICO for a special “30 Years Strong – Sturgis Buffalo Chip” bike give-away during this year’s 71st annual Sturgis Rally. Ever since the first riders rode through its “Welcome Home Bikers” gates, The Chip has enjoyed a hard-riding love affair with motorcyclists from around the world.

Victory Motorcycles, another one of The Chip’s official sponsors, provided one of their classic, Kingpin 8-Ball cruisers for renowned builders Klock Werks Kustom Cycle from Mitchell, SD to customize for the giveaway.  The owners of Klock Werks, Brain and Laura Klock saw the potential for their daughters Erika and Karlee to design, build and fabricate a mini-bagger with help from parts sponsors Bassani Exhaust, Gearwrench, Interstate Batteries and Sportech. The finished motorcycle will encompass the Legendary Buffalo Chip’s annual celebration of music, motorcycles, freedom and camaraderie.

30 years stong schematic of the Victory

Fans of the Legendary Buffalo Chip can register to win the Klock Werks customized Victory Kingpin by following this link buffalochip.com/EVENTS/contests/bikegiveaway.aspx to the Buffalo Chip’s official website and filling out a contest form.   One lucky winner will be chosen from a group of finalists live on The Chip’s main stage Friday, August 12th to highlight the Sturgis Rally activities.
“GEICO is thrilled to be celebrating 30 Years Strong with the Sturgis Buffalo Chip,” says Kelly Arsenault, GEICO marketing.  “The Buffalo Chip is the most iconic entertainment venue and travel destination of its kind. We can’t wait to celebrate with the best fans of the Sturgis Rally!”

“It’s humbling to think about all the riders that have made the Legendary Buffalo Chip their home-away-from-home while attending the Sturgis Rally over the last 30 years,” says Rod Woodruff, The Chip’s owner.  “Every year, we strive to make the party bigger and better and our extended family continues to grow.  We have the most passionate and loyal motorcycle riders in the world and this special promotion is a way not only to celebrate 30 years strong in Sturgis, but the fact that we’re just getting started.”

The Legendary Buffalo Chip has been offering its guests a true Sturgis motorcycling experience for 30 years.  It’s going to be one rowdy, high-caliber good time with headliners like Alice Cooper, Pop Evil, Bachman & Turner, Styx,  Def Leppard, Toby Keith, Poison, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Tesla, George Thorogood, Leon Russell, Jeff Bridges and Friends. Don’t miss it!  Visit buffalochip.com now and make your reservations for the 71st annual Sturgis Rally at “The Best Party Anywhere! (TM)”

crowd at the Legendary Buffalo Chip

This year as Sturgis’ premier entertainment venue and motorcycle travel destination celebrates its 30th anniversary; they are going to great lengths to provide guests with an illustrious music lineup guaranteed to strike a chord with bikers around the world. The Legendary Buffalo Chip is proud to once again heat up this year’s Rally Week festivities with a selection of big name acts including Alice Cooper, Toby Keith, Def Leppard, Styx, Lynyrd Skynyrd, George Thorogood, Leon Russell and Bachman & Turner. This is only a partial list with several big names still to be announced.

Guaranteed to rock and shock the Chip’s celebrated outdoor amphitheatre for what’s sure to be a once-in-a-lifetime performance on Saturday, August 6 is the world’s most beloved heavy metal entertainer, Alice Cooper. American rock singer, songwriter and musician whose career spans more than five decades, Cooper is a multi-platinum artist with hit singles that include “I’m Eighteen,” “School’s Out,” “Under My Wheels,” “No More Mr. Nice Guy,” Billion Dollar Babies,” “Only Women Bleed,” “Welcome to My Nightmare,” “Poison,” and “Muscle of Love”. Cooper invented his own breed of theatrical rock and is infamous for his riveting and bizarre stage shows. With a garage rock heavy metal fusion sound that is all his own and performances often described as a cross between a horror movie and a vaudeville show, Cooper is sure to shock and entertain. That same night Detroit rockers Pop Evil will take the stage.

Also performing on Saturday, August 6 is American Rock Band, Pop Evil. Hailing from Grand Rapids, MI, Pop Evil’s debut studio album, Lipstick on the Mirror, was released in 2008 and features several radio favorites including “Somebody Like You”, and “Stepping Stone”. They have toured the country with hard rock superstars such as Puddle of Mudd, Tesla, P.O.D, and Saliva.

The Legendary Buffalo Chip welcomes Canadian rock group, Bachman & Turner Sunday, August 7. Randy Bachman and C.F. “Fred” Turner, co-founders of 70′s rock quartet Bachman-Turner Overdrive, have reunited after more than 20 years apart and will be bringing their long list of hits to a packed house of rowdy Chipsters. With a staggering 120 platinum, gold and silver discs, Bachman & Turner’s stripped down blue-collar rock ‘n’ roll is a perfect fit for the hoards of motorcycle-riding music lovers who will be congregating at the Legendary Buffalo Chip for the iconic biker campground’s 30th anniversary. One of the biggest hit machines of the 1970s with classics such as “Takin’ Care of Business”, “You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet”, “Roll On Down The Highway”, “Let It Ride”, “Hey You”, “Not Fragile” and “Four Wheel Drive”, many of Bachman & Turner’s songs have become anthems for the motorcycling community.

Monday night, August 8 will be buzzing with excitement and electricity as Def Leppard takes the stage to celebrate Sturgis Rally Week’s official opening day. What many describe as the real British invasion, the iconic English heavy-metal rock band was formed in 1977. Def Leppard emerged from Sheffield as part of the New Wave of British Heavy Metal movement in the late 70′s and later went on to create their own unique sound with hits such as ‘Rock of Ages’ and ‘Photographs’. Def Leppard has sold more than 65 million albums worldwide, and is one of only five rock bands with two original studio albums selling over 10 million copies in the U.S. With a slew of hits including “Billy’s Got a Gun”, “Women”, “Animal”, “Pour Some Sugar on Me”, and “Hysteria”, you can be sure that Def Leppard will be pouring some of their proverbial sugar on a giant swarm of ecstatic bikers opening night.

A Buffalo Chip favorite, Toby Keith will be serving up good times and good music on Tuesday, August 9. Unapologetic, undeterred and unbelievable on stage, Toby Keith represents the pride of American Country music with a style that bleeds red, white, and blue. Chipsters will be treated to an array of hits from more than two decades of successful music making, including those from his new album, “Bullets in the Gun”. An American country music singer-songwriter and record producer, Toby Keith has proven himself as an exceptional musician and champion of the working class American. With more than 70 million career radio air spins and hits such as “Should’ve Been a Cowboy”, “How Do You Like Me Now?!”, “Wish I Didn’t Know Now”, “Who’s Your Daddy?” , and “American Soldier”, few others have attained the level of success and recognition that Keith has. Sturgis music fans expect the very best from the Legendary Buffalo Chip and Toby Keith delivers.

On Wednesday, August 10, Chipsters are in for a treat with Southern Rock luminaries, Lynyrd Skynyrd. Ripping it up onstage since 1964, Lynyrd Skynyrd is one of America’s paramount live bands. The term Southern rock may have never been coined if not for Skynyrd and their unique, bluesy trademark sound with ripping guitar licks and knack for lyrical detail. The guitar-heavy Jacksonville group embodies the Southern Rock lifestyle and consistently tears it up onstage unlike any other. With such legendary hits as “Sweet Home Alabama”, “Free Bird”, “That Smell”, “Gimme Three Steps”, “They Call Me the Breeze”, “I Know a Little”, and “Smokestack Lightning”, Skynyrd has provided motorcycle enthusiasts with an impressive string of biker anthems. The band was inducted into the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame in 2006 and has also been voted as one of the top 100 greatest artists of all time by Rolling Stone Magazine and VH1.

Also gracing the renowned stage of the Legendary Buffalo Chip is celebrated artist, George Thorogood and the Destroyers. On Saturday night, August 13, Delaware Destroyer, George Thorogood is a multi-platinum artist who has successfully blended blues with a rock attitude and virtuosity on his trusty slide guitar that is unequaled in rock. Described as one of the hardest working men in rock and roll, with sixteen studio albums and five live albums he also boasts several hits including “Move It On Over”, “Who Do You Love?”, “Madison Blues”, “Bad to the Bone”, “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer”, “The Sky Is Crying”, “Who Do You Love”, “I Drink Alone”, and “Get A Haircut”.

Buffalo Chip: 30 year strong

For thirty years the Legendary Buffalo Chip has proven itself as the heart of Sturgis Rally Week. Poised and ready to once again offer their visitors the complete biker experience, the Legendary Buffalo Chip has rounded up an enormous selection of biker-centric fun and festivities in addition to offering the summer’s biggest and most authentic music experience of Rally Week. More music announcements are forthcoming and reservations for multi-day passes or daily admissions are available online at BuffaloChip.com.

Look Great and Ride Safe with Hot Leathers’ New Metal Flake Helmets

Hot Leathers realizes that looking great and being safe are equally as important while on the road. Therefore, the industry leader in motorcycle apparel and accessories is proud to offer a large selection of metal flake 3/4 helmets in stock and ready to be shipped to all Hot Leathers’ customers just in time for riding season.

DOT approved, metal flake helmet. Stylish and safe!

Rally season 2011 has just begun, and Hot Leathers is making sure its wholesalers have everything their customers need for safe and stylish travels. Hot Leathers new selection of D.O.T approved metal flake helmets feature a low profile, open face design with adjustable neck strap and striking flake finish, giving the helmet a glittering effect, guaranteed to get noticed while on the road.

Hot Leathers offers a large variety of D.O.T. approved helmets, at the lowest prices on the market. Their helmets come in large array of styles and designs and feature bright, high-impact graphics that are sure to make customers take notice.

“We wanted to offer a great looking helmet at a great price and this is it, flake is back and they are in stock so customers can order them on our easy to navigate website,” said Andy George, Retail Operations Manager at Hot Leathers.

As with all of its merchandise, Hot Leathers’ selection of helmets combines style with quality construction at an affordable price. Hot Leathers carries helmet designs for men and women. Half shell and full face mask styles are also available. To view Hot Leathers complete selection of helmets, as well as other riding gear and accessories, please visit HotLeathers.com.

Hot Leathers has been serving the motorcycle community for over 25 years. The company’s growing wholesale and printing facilities have earned it a place as one of America’s top 50 volume screen printers. Known for fast and friendly service, Hot Leathers makes its customers a priority whether in the shop or on the road. Hot Leathers is a division of Good Sports, Inc. and currently has store locations in Sturgis, S.D., Swansea, Mass., Daytona Beach, Fla., East Providence, R.I. and South Windsor, Conn.  Hot Leathers also showcases and sells its merchandise at various rallies and events across the country. Keep an eye out this summer for the Hot Leathers logo. It’s a brand you can trust with prices you can easily afford.

For more information about Hot Leathers or becoming a Hot Leathers wholesaler, please call 800-845-0084 or visit HotLeathers.com.

In addition to the incredible bikes, races, live music and unbeatable biker atmosphere, the Legendary Buffalo Chip will also be adding mind-blowing jumps and multiple world record attempts to their selection of world-class entertainment during their 30th anniversary Sturgis Rally Week celebration.

The Chip has literally kicked into high gear preparing for their 30th year as Sturgis’ premier entertainment venue and travel destination by penning a contract with motocross Pro Riders and distance jumpers Trigger Gumm and Derrick McClintock. As a result, the Chip’s Sporting Complex will stand witness to an array of once-in-a-lifetime feats and skill testing jumps.

Derrick McClintock

The daredevils will be performing 200 plus jumps daily from August 5 through August 13 with all jumps taking place at midnight. Attempting an array of world record distance jumps including one astounding world record breaking jump on a Harley Davidson during the course of the week, Gumm and McClintock are looking forward to showing Chipsters what a gnarly jump really looks like.

Trigger Gumm is a five-time Guinness Book World Record holder for longest distance jump. He last held the distance record of 277.5 feet in 2005 when he launched his service Honda 500 cc motorcycle over 90 yards in the air. He also held the record for height in jumping after achieving an 80 ft high vertical.  Although both records have since been beaten, Gumm remains a legendary contender and constant threat within the Moto X Empire. Originally from San Clemente, CA, Gumm has appeared in over 15 videos and is attracted to the risk, excitement and wild times that Moto X is renowned for. A Pro Rider for life, Gumm has broken world records and an array of bones to maintain his status as the man of steel, capable of jumping anything that crosses his path.

Derrick McClintock began racing motocross at the age of three but once introduced to the world of Freestyle Moto X; he quickly became intrigued by the new riding style and was soon a freestyle riding force to be reckoned with. Originally from Orange County, CA, at the age of 16 he turned pro and raced the AMA Supercross and Outdoor Nationals. One of McClintock’s greatest triumphs is being able to ride with childhood hero, Trigger Gumm who has also played a large role in turning him on to distance jumping. This year McClintock has big plans and is scheduled to jump multiple distance jumps.

“We’re thrilled to have Trigger and Derrick amaze and astonish our guests with their multiple world record distance jumps,” explains Buffalo Chip owner, Rod Woodruff. “They will be performing a number of outstanding feats and we’re proud to have them on board as part of our entertainment lineup. We strive to provide visitors with a large and varied selection of things to do and see and I think we’ve accomplished that with these two.”

You won’t want to miss the opportunity to witness these legendary jumps in person. The Legendary Buffalo Chip offers the most authentic Sturgis experience around and there really is no reason to go anywhere else. Visit  buffalochip.com now to make your reservations for Sturgis Rally Week 2011 and enjoy the largest selection of entertainment and events at the Best Party Anywhere!

The summer’s largest biker party is at the Legendary Buffalo Chip during Sturgis Rally Week, August 6-13. The Legendary Buffalo Chip is proud to celebrate their 30th anniversary as Sturgis’ premier entertainment venue and motorcycle travel destination by offering guests an outstanding selection of world-class entertainment, food, amenities, art, vendors, charitable efforts, and countless memories. To experience the true spirit of Sturgis Rally Week 2011 visit buffalochip.com.

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The problem is that there just isn’t a lot of it out there right now.

Sons of Anarchy

But I’ll happily share what I know:

Season 4 of Sons of Anarchy

Kurt Sutter and crew are currently hashing out the arc for the upcoming season. We left off in season 3 with our boys in the slammer for 14 months and it sounds like season 4 we’ll be coming back to  the club with fresh eyes and a new perspective.

Sutter wrote on his blog, “A lot can happen in fourteen months, especially in prison.  Loyalties, trust and friendships can take odd turns when you are living in a cage.” He promises that his writers are “firing on all cylinders and we’re coming up with some very cool, very crazy fucking shit.”

We can expect “three new characters on SOA this season. the good, the bad and the ugly.” April MacIntyre (@AprilMac) of Monster & Critics was tipped off by Sutter on Twitter that Peter Weller, best known as Robocop and recently as Stan Liddy on Dexter, will be directing an episode as well.

“Who dies in season 4?” Sutter teased on Twitter. He quickly made light of that tweet, following up with “i’m sorry, that was a typo… it was supposed to read, “who dips in season 4?” skoal is a new sponsor. my bad.” and “i’m sorry, that was a typo… it was supposed to read, “who dicks in season 4?” trojan is a new sponsor. my bad.” Funny guy.

Production for season 4 begins on May 23rd, so it appears that we’ll be seeing the new season air sometime in September, just like previous seasons.

When will Season 3 of Sons of Anarchy come out on DVD?

That’s a good question, but most likely right before the new season begins. Sutter informed us that the season 3  DVD will most likely be released in late summer, just before S4 premier. Apparently it always happens that way because all DVD launches draw from new season’s budget. There will be 3 “creator’s cuts” for the S3 DVD, adding in footage that got cut for time or sex/violence content.

What about the Sons of Anarchy iPhone/iPad app?

SOA iPhone app main screen

The SOA iPhone app will live on! It will be updated as the new season gets closer. New content could be pushed as early as May or June, with monthly updates heading into the season premier. Sutter says he is hoping for more extensive content in the form of actual video webisodes or extended trailers. And for those wondering, there are no plans for an Android or Blackberry app. Sorry. <*sad trombone*>

A moment to gloat

Back in February KS had a big issue with another blog that bated Charlie Hunnam in an interview, spawning a post on Sutterink. He then posted a follow up piece about the bloggers he likes– and guess who made it to that list! (Umm, it’s me in case you aren’t sure.)

That’s it for now my friends. I’ll keep the updates coming when I hear more.

Legendary Buffalo Chip

Attending Sturgis and visiting the celebrated grounds of the Legendary Buffalo Chip has been number one on the biker bucket list for decades, but many have still been unable to make it to the legendary event. So what if Sturgis came to you instead?  Looking to take the spirit of Sturgis on the road to those who have yet to experience it first hand, a number of Sturgis institutions including the Legendary Buffalo Chip and Loud American Roadhouse, have partnered with promoter, Motoring USA and the Eastern Regional Harley-Davidson Dealers Association (EHDDA) to officially take Sturgis on the road.

The motorcycle industry’s traveling salute to the one and only Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, the Sturgis Road Show will be making its way to the Pennsylvania Farm Show Complex & Expo Center in Harrisburg, PA from April 15-17 and will include an array of concerts, food, motorcycling sponsor and vendor displays, art presentations, custom and vintage motorcycles, competitions, motorcycle memorabilia and more.

One of the highlights of the Sturgis Road Show is the array of once-in-a-lifetime concerts on the Legendary Buffalo Chip Main Stage. Since 1981 the Legendary Buffalo Chip has proven itself as the heart of Sturgis Rally Week and has offered guests an unbelievable line up of musical all-stars. The Buffalo Chip now brings the most authentic music festival in motorcycling to the Sturgis Road Show.

At a recent press conference at the Pennsylvania Farm Show Complex and Expo Center in Harrisburg, PA, John Detrick, CEO of Motoring USA announced recent additions to the Legendary Buffalo Chip’s musical lineup including Tesla, Styx and Canadian rock band, Bachman Turner.

American hard rock band Tesla, was formed in Sacramento, CA in 1984 and have sold an impressive 14 million albums in the United States alone. Often referred to as heavy metal and blues metal, Tesla has released such hits as 80′s power ballad, “Love Song” as well as “Gettin’ Better” and “Modern Day Cowboy” and “Stir it Up”.

Styx is a legendary American rock band that became well-known in the 70′s and 80′s for their unique melding of progressive rock, hard-hitting guitar rock and phenomenal ballads. Best known for hits such as “Lady”, “Come Sail Away”, and “Mr. Roboto”, Styx rose to rock stardom in the 80′s and is still in a league all their own.

Bachman & Turner known for their stripped down blue collar rock & roll have achieved 120 platinum, gold and silver discs in their career. Creating a huge fan base that has successfully weathered the sands of time, Bachman & Turner are reuniting after more than 20 years apart to play a number of their biggest hits including “Takin’ Care of Business”, “You  Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet” and “Four Wheel Drive”.

Tickets for the Sturgis Road Show have gone on sale and can be purchased online and printed exclusively from SturgisRoadShow.com. Tickets are $35 for a weekend pass, $17 for Friday Day-Pass, $22 for Saturday Day-Pass, and $10 for Sunday Day-Pass.

Whether on the road or on their distinguished grounds, the Legendary Buffalo Chip provides visitors with a barrage of world-class entertainment, art, vendors, food, amenities, charitable efforts and countless memories. The Legendary Buffalo Chip offers its guests the undisputed ultimate Sturgis experience and there really is no reason to go anywhere else.

For more information on the Sturgis Road Show visit SturgisRoadShow.com.

Survival bikes are usually lumped in the same category as rat bikes, but are different stylistically. The lines here seem a bit blurred since sometimes they are referred to as matte black rats and they are usually included in rat bike shows.

The idea for these futuristic, matte black motorcycles is the to create a bike that is the polar opposite of stock commercial motorcycles with bright paint colors and shiny chrome. They look a little militant and appear to be heavily influenced by the Mad Max (and maybe even the Alien) movies. You half-expect to see a shotgun mount on there somewhere. They are usually chopped, sometimes a larger tank is added, the exhaust is heavily modified and everything is blacked out with flat black paint–all done as inexpensively as possible. The result is a menacing, post-apocalyptic, bad-ass looking ride.

Traditional rat bikes are motorcycles that are never washed and over time, have fallen apart but been kept on the road and maintained as cheaply as possible. This low maintenance approach results in a distressed appearance, giving the bike a natural patina (read: rust).

In recent times there seems to be a trend of deliberately customizing motorcycles into rats. But that’s a discussion for a different day.

traditional rat bike (top) vs. survival bike

Mad Max: The influence on a motorcycle subculture

First of all, if you’ve never seen the Mad Max movies, I suggest you add these to your Netflix queue, pronto. They are definitely worth watching (uh, with the exception of Thunderdome), the second movie is worth it for the awesome car chase alone. Not to mention that Mad Max heavily influenced many movies that followed and spawned a subculture of motorcycle customization.

Mad Max was a low-budget, 1979 movie starring Mel Gibson (Max), set in a dystopian, future Australia where a vicious biker gangs try their hardest to defy authority. Max Rockatansky is a husband, father and cop who goes mad and turns into the ultimate avenger after his best friend, wife and baby are killed.

The motorcycles that appear in the movie are 1977 Kawasaki KZ1000s, all modified in appearance to outfit the Toe-cutter gang and the cop bike in the movie.

Mad Max

MFP cop bike ridden by 'The Goose' in Mad Max

The Road Warrior was the 1981 sequel, where Max’s world has become a post-apocalyptic Australian wasteland. Max is a survivalist loner that agrees to help small group of honest people running a remote oil refinery. He protects them from the bike gang that is terrorizing them whilst transporting their entire fuel supply to safety.

The main biker-baddie is riding a a Kawasaki Z-1 900 or 1000 (which looks like a 1981 110cc Suzuki Katana, which was new at the time). You can get a better view of it in the video of the movie trailer below.

Road Warrior

Survival bikes influencing production bikes?

I got the idea for this post when I wrote the recent post Flat black is the new chrome. While I do like flat black paint jobs on the new factory customs, I found it interesting that the major companies are drawing so heavily from this trend. One could argue to an extent that even some of the old school style bobbers might have some influence as well.

2011 Harley-Davidson Iron 883

Triumph's Speed Triple (not included in the flat blackl post I wrote, but could have been.)

Want to build your own survival bike?

So, now you think you might want to create your own survival bike because they’re so F-ing cool? Well, here’s some inspiration and a high level how-to for you to use as reference.

Here’s a basic, video style-guide to use as a starting point.

And some photos:

And some sites to check out:

Rat Bike Zone
MattBlackRat.com
Urban Extreme Bikes

I have yet to see a survival bike rolling out on the streets in the wild, but if I did I might just bamboozle whoever is riding it and take it from them!

The Seminole Hard Rock Roadhouse and an array of motorcycle industry elite will once again be teaming up for the fourth installment of the yearly celebration. This year’s event which will be held on Thursday, March 10th, will recognize currently enlisted and returning active soldiers. In addition, funds raised during the vent will be given to Soldiers’ Angels. Serving others according to the mantra, “May No Soldier Go Unloved”, Soldiers’ Angels is a volunteer-led non-profit that provides aid and comfort to active servicemen and women of the U.S. military as well as veterans and their families.

Biker Fusion 2010 left to right: Mandy Rossmeyer, Shelly Rossmeyer-Pepe, Ken Conte, Carrie Repp, Mike Cole, Andy George, Dar Holdsworth, Kyle Shorey, Bryan Fuller, Donny Loos, Steve Broyles, Paul Wideman, Kris Krome, Athena Ransom, Matt Hotch and Rollin Carroll. photo credit: Michael Lichter Photography

Since its inception in 2003 Soldiers’ Angels has supported over tens of thousands American military personnel stationed throughout the world. They currently have over 225,000 Angel volunteers assisting veterans, wounded and deployed personnel and their families in a variety of unique and effective ways, including sending hundreds of thousands of care packages and letters to deployed service members.

Not only is it a chance for motorcycle enthusiasts to rub elbows with an impressive list of world-class motorcycle builders and industry leaders, Biker Fusion 2011 is a celebration for those who have chosen to serve and defend our country. This year’s event has also been created as a reminder for those at home to continually support our troops. Morale is crucial for our servicemen and anything from a small package to an encouraging note can go a long way. By donating to Soldiers’ Angels, you will be rest-assured that you are sending needed and wanted items to America’s soldiers.

Renowned for its hot bikes and hot parties, Daytona Beach Bike Week and the Seminole Hard Rock Roadhouse’s Biker Fusion event will also consist of a live auction, entertainment and a number of great bikes from an impressive line-up of builders. Organizers are expecting record-breaking crowds in addition to record-breaking donations. You won’t want to miss it!

This year’s Biker Fusion sponsors include Hot Leathers, K and G Cycles, Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, R and R Promotions, Rise Above Consulting and The Doghouse.

Younger riders are looking for bikes that stand out in a crowd and look more badass. Having a custom built bike of your own ensures that it will get some attention. But some riders either don’t have the skill set to chop, customize and rattle-can their own rides or they are just plain lazy.

This is where those companies are hoping to cash in. A few years ago, when the “factory-custom” craze started, I wrote the post When is a custom motorcycle not a custom? Two years later and factory-custom designs have gone a step further by offering models with flat black paint jobs.

Let’s take a look at a few.

Harley-Davidson

In all fairness, I suppose we can blame credit H-D with being the first to start the flat black paint resurgence for the mass market. Two years ago when they introduced the Dark Custom line, the Iron 883 and the Crossbones were pretty cool looking. If you were going to customize your standard bike, you’d probably lower the frame, switch out the handlebars, change the seat, chop the fenders, etc. Well, instead of putting all that work in, H-D did it for you.

As H-D desperately tries to appeal to a younger demographic, they’ve added many new bikes to their Dark Custom line: Iron 883, Nightster, Forty-Eight, Street Bob, Fat Bob, Crossbones and most recently the Blackline (on which you probably won’t see Victoria Secret model, Marissa Miller posing on, but more likely a Suicide Girl-esque, tattooed model in fishnet stockings).

2011 Harley-Davidson Iron 883

2011 H-D Nightster

2011 H-D Fat Bob

2011 H-D Crossbones

2011 H-D Blackline

Victory

I feel like Victory has been struggling to find it’s mojo in the motorcycle market. Victory, while a much smaller American brand, seems to fashion themselves as the alternative to an H-D. Looking at the 8-ball Cruiser models, they seem to be Victory’s version of the Dark Custom line. And the newest creation, the 2012 High Ball, boasts a stripped-down throwback to the classic bobber style.

2011 Victory Vegas 8-Ball

2011 Victory Hammer 8-Ball

2011 Victory Kingpin 8-Ball

2012 Victory High Ball

Kawasaki

A surprise to me in the flat black group is this 2011 Vulcan 900 Custom Special Edition. If you’ve been a longtime reader of this blog then you know a few years back I had the opportunity to test ride a 2007 Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Custom for about a month. I broke down the various features of the bike, took it on various rides from Cape Ann to Cape Cod until we ultimately said our sad goodbyes.

I thoroughly enjoyed my experience on that motorcycle and while I thought the shiny, candy red paint on the 2007 was pretty hot, I think this all black version is kick-ass!

2011 Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Custom Cruiser

Honda

I’m gonna give an honorary mention to Honda’s “chopper,” the Fury. There are only three colors offered in the 2011 models (white, red and burgundy), but they offered flat black in their 2010 models.

2010 Honda Fury

Flat black paint jobs and the mass-market: yea or nay?

What do you think of this trend? Bad-assery or colossal lameness?

Dad is clearly teaching this little four year old girl how to handle a motorcycle, and she is laying on that throttle. No helmet. Wearing shorts. Weaving through traffic on the streets of India. At least she is wearing eye protection, not to mention the biggest sh*t-eating grin ever!

What do you think? Disturbing or kinda cool?

Since 2008, the Legends Ride has attracted some of the hottest celebrities and legends of motorcycling from around the world, including American Idol’s Steven Tyler, comedic icon Pee-Wee Herman builders Arlen, Cory and Zach Ness, Brian and Laura Klock, Michael Prugh and many more.  Special guests already confirmed for this year’s ride scheduled for Monday, August 8th include America’s Favorite Survivor, Rupert Boneham as well as South Dakota’s own Survivor, Holly Hoffman.
The Legends Ride has set a new standard for giving back during the Sturgis Rally and has risen over $150,000 for local charities in just three, short years.  All Riders’ tickets will again benefit local Black Hills Charities, including the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum & Hall of Fame.

2010 Legends Ride featuring Pee Wee Herman

“We are thrilled to continue the tradition of the Legends Ride,” explains Rod Woodruff owner of the Legendary Buffalo Chip.  “Last year’s ride was featured on the Tonight Show as well as Sturgis the Wild Ride on the Travel Channel. This level of favorable publicity will no doubt help us continue to raise money for charities and the fourth consecutive sellout of the event.”
The 2011 ride will begin in Deadwood as the Deadwood Tobacco Company and the Silverado-Franklin Gaming Complex roll out the red carpet for Legends Riders.  From Deadwood, riders will enjoy a beautiful 55-mile ride to the Sturgis Buffalo Chip for a special Riders reception, live auction and double-headliner concert.

“The City of Deadwood and the Deadwood Chamber couldn’t be more excited for the 2011 Legends Ride. We have an opportunity to help raise a lot of money for charity while having the opportunity to ride with some motorcycle industry legends,” said George Milos, Director of the Deadwood Chamber of Commerce. “We are honored to be a part of this worthwhile event and want to thank Rod Woodruff and the crew at the Buffalo Chip for their hospitality. We are confident that the 2011 Legends Ride will be bigger and better than ever.”

Tickets for the 2011 Legends Ride will be available for purchase on February 1st and can be secured on www.legendsride.com or by calling the Sturgis Buffalo Chip at (605) 347-9000.  The Legends Ride requires a contribution of $150, 100% of which goes directly to its chosen charities.

The Legends Ride would not be possible without the generous sponsorship of Anheuser-Busch, Inc., Black Hills Harley-Davidson, Custom Chrome Inc., First Interstate Bank, Hot Leathers, Interstate Batteries, Knology, K & G Cycles, Pepsi Cola Bottling Company, Progressive Insurance, the Renewable Fuels Association and Victory Motorcycles.

Katey Sagal proudly holding her Golden Globe award

Last night she won a Golden Globe for Best Lead Actress in a drama series and a collective cheer went out from the motorcycle community, not to mention that Twitter went ablaze with hoots and congrats to her and to her husband, series creator Kurt Sutter. After the award was received, Sutter tweeted “Fuck me!!!!! We won. Back stage with GG award winner Katey Sagal.”

Katey looked svelt and curvy in that gorgeous orange dress, that complemented her dark tresses. She was a welcome standout in the sea of green dresses that so many other actresses wore.

Now one has to wonder if this is the foot in the door for Sons of Anarchy to be recognized by other award shows, as it so duly deserves.

Heartfelt congrats to Katey Sagal and Kurt Sutter for a well-deserved award.

Look at that. Someone left a perfectly good motorcycle out in the snow...

This is our conversation over IM the other day:
him: you can post a pic of my bike under the snow tomorrow
me: oh, honey…
him: just title it “my husband the jackass”
me: i know you’re bike is fine and all, even in the snow…but we need to start putting it in storage in like, November
him: i know
me: i know you’re a die-hard and all…
him: i just don’t have the time to ride like i want to
me: esp. not in 18″ snow…

Laconia Motorcycle Week

One of the nation’s foremost motorcycle rallies, Laconia Motorcycle Week is centrally located in beautiful New Hampshire. From its majestic mountain peaks to its gorgeous coastline, New Hampshire offers an array of stunning landscapes as well as a selection of sizzling scenic byways for bikers to experience and enjoy.

Hot Leathers has become a staple at the yearly celebration and is proud to offer patrons the opportunity to purchase quality and price-conscious motorcycle apparel and accessories to commemorate this legendary event. Known for offering the best selection of motorcycle merchandise in stores, online and on the road, Hot Leathers is proud to showcase its quality products at the Lobster Pound and at several locations up and down Lakeside Avenue.

“We’re thrilled to be heading back to beautiful Laconia this summer for their 88th anniversary,” explains Hot Leathers’ retailer operations manager, Andy George. “It’s an honor to be a presenting sponsor as well as official retailer at such a high caliber event. We can’t wait to hit the road!”

This summer’s rally will be Hot Leathers 26th year in attendance at Laconia Bike Week. With organizers estimating nearly 275,000 in attendance this year, Hot Leathers is looking forward  rolling in and making their presence known at this year’s festivities and affording New Hampshire rally-goers the opportunity to browse amongst a significant selection of premier merchandise including t-shirts, hats and other products for men, women and children.

Hot Leathers goes to great lengths to ensure that motorcycle enthusiasts from coast to coast have the opportunity to peruse and purchase the ultimate in riding gear at Hot Leathers’ simple one-stop-rally-shop. You definitely won’t want to miss ringing in summer 2011 with Hot Leathers and thousands of fellow bikers at Laconia Motorcycle Week.

Check out www.hotleathers.com to see their full 2011 rally schedule and to peruse their diverse and original merchandise.

American Pickers

“American Pickers” is a documentary reality show from the History Channel that follows this pair of “antique archeologists” as they travel the back roads of America looking for gems in piles of discarded or long forgotten items. And since their specialty is old motorcycles and bikes, Mike and Frank are probably chomping at the bit to get a look at the more than 300 motorcycles on display at the museum. And that doesn’t even count the thousands of related toys, trophies, photos, pieces of art and apparel that can be found within the museum.

Frank and Mike will even sign free “American Pickers” photographs for visitors (with paid admission to the museum) and answer questions. If you’re a fan of the show — and millions are — drop by Saturday the 15th and meet these two professional pickers.

I have to confess that it does make me a little giddy. I usually try to tweet (find me on Twitter @rippinkitten) the progress during my visit, but the signal inside the shop is a little spotty so they don’t always make it through (and when they do, they usually say something like “owie, owie owie”). But I always take pics with my phone…Natan really enjoys it when I take pics of him while he’s working!

This was going to be a short visit: about 2 hours. In that time he worked on the top part of the framework, which is the outside part of my shoulder. In those first few minutes after the needle hits my skin the little voice inside my head is screaming “Jesus, why the F do you keep putting yourself through this???” but I remain calm and composed on the outside. Maybe there’s a little teeth-clenching. But luckily after a few minutes those endorphins kick in and it’s totally fine.

Except, maybe while the elbow area is being worked on. That never, ever, ever feels good. Ever!

I am extremely happy with how it’s all coming together. It is such a beautiful piece. I have been enjoying the process of watching it come together and while I’ll be excited to see it completed, I will also miss the time in the chair. This is how people become covered in tattoos: the endurance of pain and seeing the immediate gratification of the art on your body is addicting. It really is an addicting ritual.

Anyway, here’s the result of this time spent in the chair:

Related posts:

Tattoo sessions pt. 3 & 4: progress
Tattoo sessions pt. 2: color and shading begin
Tattoo sessions pt. 1: outline

Keeping all of issues in mind while attempting to maintain uniqueness, here’s some gift ideas for the ladies. I will admit, I relied heavily on Etsy for a lot of the items.

Each thumbnail photo links off to the *website that you can purchase the individual items.

(*And here I will insert the disclaimer that I have not personally shopped at a lot of these sites and I’m not being paid to endorse any of them. They were merely chosen for their unique items.)

Left to right: OOAK cigarette/biz card case, rose cameo necklace, death’s head dragon fly earrings

Left to right: hand-painted day of the dead tote bag, Chicks on Bikes photo book, vintage Jack Daniels belt buckle

Left to right: Vans studded purse, Carnival Wax mason candle, La Femme Biker natural perfume cream

Left to right: star-studded slippers, Rippin-Kitten (ahem) ladies tank, chocolate motorcycle

Related posts:
Unique gifts for bikers, pt. 1: for the home
Unique gifts for bikers, pt. 2: For Him

So with that in mind, here are a few gift ideas for the biker guy on your list.

Each thumbnail photo links off to the *website that you can purchase the individual items.

(*And here I will insert the disclaimer that I have not personally shopped at a lot of these sites and I’m not being paid to endorse any of them. They were merely chosen for their unique items.)

Left to right: leather wallet, Jack Daniels flask, lighter/bottle opener belt buckle

Left to right: black titanium cigar cutter, titanium money clip, sterling silver skull ring

Left to right: 100 Years of Motorcycles (in photos) book, handmade motorcycle soap, motorcycle toolkit

Related post:
Unique gift ideas for bikers: pt. 1

I think there’s a fine line when it comes time to buy gifts for bikers. There are some really kitschy gift ideas out there that may not reflect the individual personality of the person inside the helmet. Case and point: a few years ago at Christmas I got a dancing pig wearing a biker jacket, biker hat and shades and it danced around to “Born to Be Wild.” There was a moment of crickets when I pulled it out of the box, followed by uproarious laughter.

So, in this post I hope to find some unique gift ideas with the biker in mind, focusing on things for around the home. I will say that if you’re looking for some really unique gifts then Etsy may be one of the greatest sites to shop at.

Each thumbnail photo links off to the *website that you can purchase the individual items.

(*And here I will insert the disclaimer that I have not personally shopped at a lot of these sites and I’m not being paid to endorse any of them. They were merely chosen for their unique items.)

From left to right: Biker Coffee Company, springer motorcycle lamp, motorcycle pillow cases

Left to right: Biker Chick gardening tools, biker helmet cookie jar, motorcycle cake pan

Left to right: corset candle, handmade Amigurumi grim reaper (for you SOA fans!), motorcycle wall decal

Left to right: motorcycle part clock, motorcycle coasters, Indian motorcycle wine stopper

Sons of Anarchy: NS

I’m getting a late start writing this morning because of all the thoughts I have swirling around in my head. Not many fans would argue that this season has been slightly bi-polar in the story telling, a little slower at times than we would have liked.

Some of you hated the baby. Some of you hated the Belfast story line. We all hated Salazar. Whether we liked every minute or not, it was all good storytelling in the eyes of the show’s creator. Remember everyone: the motorcyclist’s mantra is “it’s the journey, not the destination.” However, in the case of Sons of Anarchy, it’s the destination that is the most rewarding and makes us greedy for more!

Especially when a FINALE! of such leaves us way beyond satisfied.

THe King is Gone EP

I’m not sure if everyone is aware, but the latest EP is available on iTunes for $3.99.

It features:

• No Milk Today: Joshua James and the Forest Rangers
• Bird on a Wire: Katey Sagal and the Forest Rangers
• Travelin’ Band: Curtis Stigers and the Forest Rangers
• Miles Away: The Forest Rangers
• Hey Hey, My My: Battleme
• This Life (Celtic Remix): Curtis Stigers and the Emerald  Forest Rangers

The only real bummer is that the Celtic version of “This Life” is only 38 seconds long.

OK, let’s talk about the FINALE! (Super-duper spoilers ahead. No joke.)

Gemma worries the fate of her baby boy in "NS"

• The opening montage sets the stage for what’s happening in Charming: SAMCRO is celebrating the safe return of Abel and Tara, not to mention celebrating the newly announced engagement of Opie & Lyla (and her scrawny noodle arms). Unser and the fate of Charming PD has been sealed with Salazar’s death. Agent Stahl lies in an empty bed, a slight smile comes across her face as she runs her hand over the space that was previous occupied by the partner she murdered. Crazy, crazy bitch.
• Gemma’s worry for Jax is palpable and I also find the conversation between her and Clay is intriguing as they talk about their future. The club is essentially broke, so the escalated gun deal they made with the IRA is HUGE. Clay needs and wants it to work so that he doesn’t end up broke and desperate like his former club brother, McGee.
• Unser is back in the fold and the loving arms of SAMCRO.
• Otto returns!
• In the cemetery meeting when Stahl explains to Jax how she cleared Gemma of all the charges is pretty awesome. The moment that Jax realizes how bat-shit crazy  Stahl actually is makes him take a step away from her.
• Great scene between Otto (Kurt Sutter, himself) and Lenny (Sonny Barger, big-time Hell’s Angel member). I actually wanted that scene to last a little longer.
• Thank goodness for Chucky’s persistence (and eavesdropping abilities). Did you all like Tig’s offer to lend a hand Chucky?
• RIP Donny. Have you ever noticed that in tv and movies Russian henchmen always wear black leather suit coats? Why is that?
• Loved the exchange between Unser and Clay. I really can’t imagine anyone but Ron Perlman as Clay. He is perfect in the role.
• It’s funny, the first time around I couldn’t understand why Jax was hugging Opie, Piney Chibs and Kozik before they took off to meet the Russians. In watching it again with the knowledge of what goes down, it clicked. Those four  wouldn’t be going to jail with the rest of the club. They had a plan in place to take out Stahl and Jimmy and by the time that deed was done, the other members would in the van heading off to jail. In hindsight, it all makes sense.
• And after an entire season of Clay calling Jax “son”, I was not surprised to hear Clay tell him he loved him. With Jax pulling away from his father’s ghost after learning about the Belfast part of the family, it isn’t surprising that Jax is feeling close to Clay right now. Those letters from John that Maureen slipped into Jax’s bag will be sure to rattle the cage again in the future.
• Super suspenseful scene when the Russians hand over Jimmy. I thought the switcheroo of putting Jimmy into the trunk of Tara’s car was clever. Seems the club was counting on the counterfeit cash to be discovered quickly.

• The tête-à-tête between Jax and Stahl was a total red flag that she was going to screw him over. They played nice all along while the deal was hypothetical but with Jimmy so close to her grasp, Jax’s concerns about ratting and being left to rot in jail were justifiable since she’s so unpredictable. But it turns out she was predictable after all.
• Showdown at the garage. Jimmy thinks he’s got the luck of the Irish on his side. Stahl outs Jax as a rat, the club goes ballistic. Gemma is ready to die. Stahl is so proud of herself. The women, including their lawyer, all upset and out of the loop. Stahl struts away like a proud peacock as the members are arrested, loaded up and headed for jail. All great acting on the part of the MC: Jax looking dejected, the dirty looks from Clay, Bobby, Tig, Happy and Juice. And I bought it hook, line and sinker. This would surely change the show forever (or so I thought!).
• Melancholy moment watching Unser leave his gun and badge in his nearly cleaned out office. Same with watching the prospects riding behind the van (although in the next scene we learn they’re not chaperoning them to jail, they have a job to do).
• And then the double-cross: Unser manages to get Stahl and Jimmy alone. He even offers Stahl a last smoke before the other four get there. It’s a truly poetic moment. Chibs gets Jimmy. Opie gets Stahl. Personal justice is served. (By the way, the symbol that Chibs draws on the window in Jimmy’s blood is one used by the IRA. They drew it on Cameron Hayes’ forehead when he was killed. Chibs left it to make it look as if they were responsible for killing both.)
• Then the signal from the prospects. Those in the truck all smiled at each other. I nearly fell out of my seat. It was a con. They’d conned everyone, including us! Holy crud.
• I enjoyed how respectful the prospects were toward Gemma when they handed her the note from Jax. And nice overlap in voice as Gemma reads Jax’s letter and Tara reads John’s letter to Maureen. After just cheering for everyone for pulling off a great feat and for smiting two of their greatest enemies, we’re sucked back into the mythology again with the knowledge that Clay and Gemma are responsible for the death of John Teller and he knew all along it was going to happen. And now Tara knows.

The King is gone but not forgotten.

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Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.11 “June Wedding“
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.11 “Bainne“
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.10 “Fírinne“
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.09 “Turas”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.08 “Lochan Mor”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.07 “Widening Gyre”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.06 “The Push”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.05 “Turning and Turning”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.04 “Home”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.03 “Caregiver”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.02 “Oiled”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.01 “SO”

While there’s no solid info about events in the episode, one of the most consistent opinions of critics who have watched the finale is that it is back to the level of excitement that we all love about the show, and that it is seriously good.

Get some SOA Swag

Monsters & Critics is doing an SOA giveaway! You can win a whole bunch of SOA swag (mugs, keychain, hat, season 2 DVD, t-shirt, bandana or a hoodie). Details on how to enter are here.

So, here’s some info from around the web:

From TV Fanatic:

There will be death, surprises and enlightenment as far as what actually happened to John Teller all those years ago.

• SAMCRO looks to heal old wounds, but the Russians and ATF stand in the way.
• Revelations about Jax’s father plunge him into another existential crisis.
• There is a serious fake-out by both SAMCRO and Kurt Sutter and company.
• The letters Maureen hid in Jax’s bag in Belfast are found. But not by Jax.
• There will be bloodshed, with two familiar faces on the losing end.

From Watch with Kristen (E!Online):

• Prepare to rewatch this season’s Sons of Anarchy finale multiple times, because everything looks different once you know. [RK: cryptic enough for ya?]
• “NS,” is all about the terrible consequences of SAMCRO’s journey the past three seasons, and if one of those consequences is near-certain doom for those closest to Jax Teller.
• Shake in your boots, Jax fans. Oh, and you Tara fans—you better stock up on Ativan and red wine, because you are also going to need a sedative or two during tomorrow night’s finale. The suspense is almost unbearable.
• There’s one particular scene, before Jax and Tara set off on the season’s final adventure, that is so sunlit and sweet and optimistic that you just know something horrible is about to happen to one or both of them. This is, after all, Kurt Sutter’s world, where nothing stays too delightful for long.

We also know that we will see Big Otto make an appearance tonight, along with one of the Original Nine, Lenny the Pimp (played by Hell’s Angel legend, Sonny Barger).

Kurt Sutter on Twitter:

S3 finale, 90 minutes. is this the story of johnny rotten? the fate of jax, stahl and jimmy play out. blood and neal young.

i promise there will be content between seasons. either on the iphone or maybe webisodes. there will be something to bridge seasons 3 and 4.

June Wedding

• They’re not even at the club house for a minute before the business of Tara’s kidnapping comes in. No jet lag? No nap? They all have a stronger constitution than I do, I guess!
• Now that Abel is home safe and sound, he once again becomes part of the background. I did love that the prospects built him a little playground. I wonder who’s idea it was. Also, did Abel age a year while he was in Belfast? That baby was big, and noticeably so when Lyla held him in her scrawny noodle arms.
• Salazar remains one of the most annoying and useless villains. I kinda knew off the bat when he was slamming on the trunk that Tara was in there and the chick under the blanket was probably the previous owner of the Lexus. (Not to mention that it was sort of spoiled for us that Tara was alive during the previews from last week.)
• Opie going to Gemma for advice about Lyla was such a sweet scene. Gemma is more of a mom to him than his own mother and to see big Opie look reduced to a little boy asking for advice about his porn star girlfriend was a gem of a moment. But jeez, Gemma really doesn’t pull punches: “But she earns her living catching cum in her mouth, and I’m sensing that’s a problem.” Ya think?
• The only thing I could focus on during the scene of Jimmy meeting with the Russians: WOST. ACCENT. EVER. I didn’t know his Russian connection was Lt. Checkov. I did, however, enjoy how squirmy Jimmy was.
• So great to see Gemma and Unser smoking the proverbial “peace pipe.” I love Dayton Callie and Unser is such a sweet-heart of a character. I find myself always rooting for him.
• This season Juice has been reduced to the show’s punching bag and deliverer of great one-liners.
• Will someone puleeeze listen to Chucky? I’m dying to find out what he’s trying to tell everyone!
• If Salazar had a longer mustache I seriously would expect him to twirl it while he had Tara and Jacob hostage.
• Part of me was taken off guard when Jax finally killed Salazar. All the pent up rage he’s been harboring all season came in handy. Sure, Salazar could have been useful but he took Tara (and Jax’s unborn baby) and had to be put out of his (and our) misery. Simple as that.
• Stahl really is evil, evil, evil. But Tyler was starting to catch on that something wasn’t quite right, so you know she had to go. And June paid really close attention when they were mapping out escape routes from the building.
• So many warm and fuzzy moments toward the end of the episode. Jax and Tara in the hospital, a relief-filled hug between Margaret and Tara, Tara seeing Abel and holding and a tender hug from Gemma. I kind of wanted that scene to last just a few seconds longer.
• When Donny came back with the cash, Jimmy looked worried still that the luck o’ the Irish wasn’t on his side this time. What does the future hold for Mr. O’Phelan? And what was the fate of Father Kellan?
• How twistedly Tig is it that the grudge he has with Kozik is over a dog? It makes perfect sense that he would hold a beautiful German Shepard, named Missy in higher regard than he would an actual chick? I still can’t stop smiling at that.
• I’m conflicted about Opie wanting to marry Lyla. I kind of still don’t like her very much and it still doesn’t seem like enough time has gone by since Donna died. Am I alone in this thought?
• Ally Walker, I can’t say it enough, is so fricking great as Agent Stahl. Stahl is such a horrifying awful person and she doesn’t hold anything back in her performance.
• I’m excited to see Otto next week!

Next week’s episode “NS”: 90 minute SEASON FINALE!
SAMCRO looks to heal old wounds while the ATF and the Russians stand in the way.

The bookend episode to the season opener, both episode titles, “SO” and “NS” are the two rings that Jax wears.

Predictions for next week?

Related posts:

Rippin-Kitten visits the set of “Sons of Anarchy”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.11 “Bainne“
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.10 “Fírinne“
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.09 “Turas”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.08 “Lochan Mor”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.07 “Widening Gyre”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.06 “The Push”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.05 “Turning and Turning”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.04 “Home”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.03 “Caregiver”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.02 “Oiled”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.01 “SO”

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Yesterday Sutter on Twitter gave us a little hint at what to expect in the eleventh show of the season: “tonight’s sons, all about sons. the fate of abel decided. directed by adam arkin, it’s a pivitol episode in the arc of the series. enjoy it.”

By the way, Adam Arkin is the guy who played Ethan Zobelle last season and I think he did an amazing job with this episode, particularly with the market scene. Nuff said.

SOA IPHONE APP update

There was an update done to the iPhone app this week with additional sections about The First 9: appisodes include the history of the SOA, one on John Teller, Keith McGee, Clay, Piney and other SOA members. There’s another whole section about John Teller, with appisodes dedicated to John and Gemma, John and Maureen and excerpts from his manuscript. And a section called Full Throttle, about SAMCRO’s scoots, the first being featured is Jax’s bike. I’ll do a post about this update in the near future.

On to the episode. SPOILERS ahead!

SOA season 3 "Bainne"

My Observations

• Story lines in Charming were like well placed chess pieces setting things up for things to come.
• Nice misdirection in the scene when we first see Jimmy. Who didn’t think the address Donny got was for the location of Fiona and Kerrianne? Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth for Sean Casey, quite literally.
• Gemma once again knocks on her brass balls and takes control of the situation pulling a gun on a nun. And a baby. AN ORPHANED BABY! Come on writers. Can we please have some character consistency?
• The marketplace scene was, well it was long, but also incredible to watch just for Charlie Hunnam’s acting alone. He has been consistently impressive this season. I know the Petries are an idealized version of a family, but who wasn’t touched watching that sweet and loving young couple stroll around with that beautiful baby, so happy to be a complete family? Jax watched them filled with awe and conflict (as did I. I’m a sucker, I admit it). He was paralyzed, even as they walked within his immediate reach. Did you catch the hubby give Jax a hairy eyeball as his little family strolled by? So, so good. And once again the soundtrack really set the mood for this scene. The song is “Alesund” by Sun Kil Moon.
• And again, Ally Walker’s Agent Stahl is oh so hate-able but I did love her during the botched money drop. Her partner is extremely gullible. I think maybe June’s going to get what’s coming to her very soon.
• I nearly choked when Gemma let the cat out of the bag about Tara to Jax.
• I don’t know about anyone else but I was heart broken when they found the couple dead in the hotel room (“The ceremony of innocence is drowned“). I guess that scene of them in the market really got to me because it was so full of pure and simple joy and they just became collateral damage, tossed aside. And I was pissed. I was with Jax on his decision to let Abel go. I understood it and justified it. But now after this he’s resolved to get the baby back and I feel manipulated. Stop toying with my emotions!
• “I’m done listening to dead men.” Maybe for now but I have a feeling the ghost of John Teller will be speaking to his son again in the future.
• Father Kellan is a great, complicated character and I kind of wish we had more time to learn about him as well as some of the other Belfast cast. Sure, he used them to get what he wanted and maybe deep down he thought he was doing the right thing in fulfilling John Teller’s promise by sending Abel away. But to make things right he sacrifices himself in exchange for the baby. We all know that Jimmy is going to seriously murder his dirty, white-collared ass.
• Tara once again makes some really stupid choices. Has she learned nothing from Gemma? I guess she has to to fulfill the Damsel in Distress role. I’m totally sick of the Salazar story arc. Makes me wish they’d been a little more ruthless during the Pinata Party way back in the beginning of the season.
• Haunting words in that letter John Teller wrote to Maureen. Jax maybe done listening to dead men but she isn’t and by slipping those letters into his bag ensures that John Teller’s voice will be heard again.
• Was that a hint of regret on Jimmy’s face as he handed Abel over to Jax? Did you cheer when Jax finally had the baby secured in his arms?
• Did everyone think Salazar capped Tara in the head? Oh c’mon now…really?
• With the club leaving Belfast I’m kind of sad to say goodbye to Maureen Ashby. I’m glad that out of all the resulting casualties, that she was left standing and I hope we see her again in the future.

Next week’s episode: June Wedding
A SAMCRO family member is held hostage and Jax must choose between revenge and the good of Charming.

ONLY 2 episodes left!

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Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.07 “Widening Gyre”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.06 “The Push”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.05 “Turning and Turning”
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Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.02 “Oiled”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.01 “SO”

Full Throttle Saloon on truTV

I did watch the promo DVD that was sent out and it was pretty entertaining. You never really think about all the work that it takes to run an enormous destination spot at the largest motorcycle rally in the country! But just like any other reality show, it’s sensationalized, over-dramatized and full of a lot of unlikeable people.

Fírinne=truth and a lot of that hit the fan last night.

More on that in a bit.

Sonny barger to guest star on SOA season finale (potential spoiler)

I don’t really consider this a spoiler since news of his guest spot traveled quickly yesterday. Sonny Barger, who is a world famous member of the Hell’s Angels, as well as an established author, will be appearing in the season finale along side Mr. Kurt Sutter himself (who plays Big Otto). If you don’t understand why this is a big deal then your homework assignment is to Google Mr. Barger and do a little reading.

Maureen Ryan at TV Fanatic got the scoop as well as an in depth interview with Kurt Sutter about the season so far and Barger’s appearance on the show. Barger will play “Lenny the Pimp” one of SAMCRO’s first nine, who meets up with Big Otto in the prison infirmary. One: it’s a great interview, highly suggested reading. Two: OTTO’s back!

Sons Of Anarchy iphone/ipad application

In case you missed it the other day, I did a detailed post about the app for those who don’t have access to it. It’s chock full of screen grabs and overviews of each section. The app itself dives into a lot of history, character info and some deleted scenes. Info that isn’t necessarily covered on the show itself and a must for all SOA fans.

SOA and the IRA

On to the show.
[spoilers...coming...up]

Sons of Anarchy, season 3 episode 10: Firinne

Tonight we finally got the version of this show that we’ve come to love.

SAMCRO finally pulled their thumb out of their collective ass and wielded the mighty scythe with wrath and fury. “Truth” is the theme of this episode and I certainly was thankful for it.

Liam got what was coming to him. He turned against the club and got his medieval comeuppance. Pretty gruesome scene for television (but I bet Happy was wishing for a bag of popcorn while he watched Sean Casey spun the Wheel of Torture to select from his massive collection of shiny implements found in his Torture Toolkit of Medievality™!).

McGee was still a wild card for me. I wasn’t quite sure if he was still going to try to pull off dual loyalties to both SAMCRO and Jimmy. That shoot out scene with them and Jimmy’s boys was super action-packed and for a split second I almost thought Jimmy wouldn’t make it out. Silly me…

I had wondered how McGee would be handled once his disloyalties to the MC were discovered.

A little about Keith McGee: He came to the States in the 60′s and rode from New York to CA, where we met John Teller, Piney and Lenny Janowitzy who had all just returned from Vietnam. They formed the “Sons” and when Clay joined them in the 70′s they settled in Charming and became the Redwood Originals. He later went back to Belfast, with John & Clay, to form SAMBEL and become the link between SOA and the IRA.

Would Clay actually kill him? He’s known this man for 40 years and Keith McGee, after all, was a founding member! And yet, there Clay is stripping this man of his cut. And there he is giving him the Godfather-style, Michael Corleone “you broke my heart, Fredo” kiss of death. And there he is pushing McGee off the side of the building. Wow.

The truth about Margaret Murphy came out while she and Tara were trapped in a hot, stuffy attic. Last week we were shown that MM had a pretty large tattooed back piece. I was a little disappointed in her back story about OD-ing with a drug addict boyfriend. Maybe I was hoping for more of a parallel story with Tara’s situation, but I do appreciate the fact that she’s a women who rose from dire depths.

I’m already over the situation with Salazar. He’s not really that convincing of a bad guy and seems a little too flat of a character for this show. However, I did enjoy the anxiety I got when watching Kozik, Tig and Piney roll up to Alvarez’s house. The fact that Alvarez was holding his baby and taken by surprise was likely a huge factor in why they weren’t shot on the spot.

LOVED the Gemma, Maureen and Cherry pow-wow around the table. I half expected Maureen to clock Gemma one.

The truth about Jax and Trinity’s Luke and Leia-style relationship was finally brought out into the open, but not before a few moments of eww-inspiring viewing on our parts (Sutter tweeted this morning: for the record, i wanted jax to penetrate trinity. ultimately, too difficult to get there because of nudity restrictions by S&P and actress. Mr. Sutter, you sick, sick man…).

And as the truth was revealed…Trinity: horrified. Maureen: so heart-breaking. Paula Malcolmson is really incredible as the broken matriarch to the Irish MC. Gemma: sensitive, yet factual while telling Jax. Jax: not quite as surprised as one would have thought. Perhaps at this point and all he’s been going through humor is the only way to deal. “Two minutes later and I’d be dancing in Tig territory.”

And finally, the truth behind Father Kellan’s reason for keeping Abel away. This is where the ghost of John Teller starts to roar loudly to his son from the grave. We learn that John Teller confided to the priest that he didn’t want his sons to follow in his footsteps. Didn’t want the outlaw life for them. Jax already knew this from reading his father’s book and has been struggling with that knowledge.

Jax sees the two possible paths of his life: down one road, a happy life with his doctor wife and their kids. Maybe a real job and a house in the ‘burbs. Free from the violence and viciousness of the SAMCRO world. Or the path that he’s already halfway down. Full of deceit, maliciousness, loyalties, trashy broads and no real fulfillment. A life with the MC that can promise an early death, like John Teller. Or a longer life with empty desperation toward the end, like McGee.

“Your father knew the patch was a mistake, and so do you.” -Father Ashby

Kellan knew that he had failed with Jax, but there’s still hope for Abel. It all makes sense now and I’m so glad that this is the real reason behind his motivations. Jax’s instant realization that he could give Abel a chance at a different life by letting him go is powerful stuff.

Deleted scene from Firinne (from the iphone app)

Next week’s episode: Bainne
While the club’s on a man hunt, Jax faces the toughest decision of his life. [Fun fact: bainne=milk]

ONLY 3 episodes left! What do you think will happen before the season ends?

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Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.06 “The Push”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.05 “Turning and Turning”
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Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.02 “Oiled”
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Here’s a video intro about the app from Mr. Kurt Sutter:

This app delves heavily into the show’s mythology and history, and making the connection of Charming to Belfast a little bit clearer. There are also lots of exclusive photos and some deleted scenes, in the form of never before seen show photos and script pages.

My humble opinion

Before I totally dive in, I just want to say that this is one of the better designed apps I’ve ever seen. It’s visually stylish, has great typography over grainy photos that gives it that dirty, gritty SOA feel. It’s chock full of information that one would be hard pressed to glean from watching the show alone. I found the functionality and user interface a little bit strange to get used to at first, but once you figure it out it’s easy to navigate.

It’s a bummer that it’s only available to iPhone and iPad users because it does alienate a chunk of the audience, but I hope to shine a bit of light on what everyone else is missing without completely regurgitating the content.

On to the app

Going forward there will be lots of screen grabs, general overviews and lots of paraphrasing on my part of what’s contained in each section.

SOA iPhone app main screen

Section 1: Belfast and SOA

Section 1: Belfast and SOA

This section contains four appisodes, focusing on the Men of Mayhem in Belfast and how/why they have a chapter there.

Why is Belfast Relevant?

*Appisode 1: Why is Belfast Relevant?*
This section sheds light about how and why John Teller made a deal running guns to the IRA.  As we know, his youngest son, Thomas suffered from congenital heart disease. With mounting medical bills John knew he needed a lot of cash: quick. With some nudging from Clay and McGee, they began a lucrative business selling guns in Belfast.

Because of this John spent more time in Belfast and became distant with his club in Charming. Through McGee, John met Father Kellan Ashby, who introduced John to his sister Maureen. We already know the end result of that budding romance. When young Thomas’ health began to decline, John went back to the States permanently leaving behind the Belfast chapter of the Sons in the able hands of Keith McGee.

History of SAMBEL

This section speaks to the growth of SAMBEL in the 70′s and 80′s with McGee as the head of the chapter. They gathered a lot of members from local MCs in Ireland and the UK that shared the same belief system that SAMCRO had. SAMBEL’s first prospect was Filip “Chibs” Telford, who eventually patched over from SAMBEL to SAMCRO becoming the liaison between the two chapters.

Who's who in Belfast?

*Appisode 3: Who’s who in Belfast?*
Detailed back stories on the Belfast characters, but I’m going to give you the quick & dirty bios.

• Keith McGee: head of SAMBEL
  
• Seamus Ryan: SAMBEL’s VP and club’s medic
• Liam O’Neill: Sergeant at Arms
  
• Padraic Telford: Chibs’ nephew, SAMBEL member [deceased]
  
• Luther Barkwill: Road captain for SAMBEL, resident mechanic
  
• Father Kellan Ashby: eldest of the Ashby family, consigliore to the Real IRA
  
• Maureen Ashby: youngest of the Ashby family (9 children) Cameron Hayes’ cousin, Father Kellan’s sister, John Teller’s love affair, McGee’s old lady and SAMBEL matriarch
  
• Trinity Ashby: Maureen & John Teller’s love child. Princess Leia to Jax’s Luke Skywalker.
  
• Michael [deceased] & Shawn Casey: orphaned brothers, aids to Father Kellan
  
• Cherry: former SAMCRO “sweet butt” (and girlfriend of Half Sack) who fled to Belfast, O’Neill’s current old lady.

Locations Around Belfast

*Appisode 4: Locations around Belfast*
Pretty self explanatory. Lots of back story of each location from the Ashby’s home, store, the SAMBEL clubhouse and St. Matthew’s Church.

Bonus Material

Section 2: Bonus Material

The deleted scenes show up in the app as script pages over still photos from scenes that were cut.

script page from "SO"

*Appisode 1: Deleted scene from episode 301, “SO” when Cameron brings Abel to Maureen.

script page from "Turning and Turning"

*Appisode 2: Deleted scene from episode 305, “Turning and Turning” with SAMCRO in St. Thomas’ chapel discussing whether they can trust O’Neill and the SAMBEL chapter.

script page from "Turas"

*Appisode 3: Deleted scene from episode 309, “Turas.” Jimmy and Donald discuss the explosion in the farm house and Jimmy’s killing of Michael Casey for harboring Fiona and Kerrianne.

*Appisodes 4-7: coming soon.

Section 3: The IRA

All you ever wanted to know about the Irish Republican Army and it’s history.

History of the IRA

The IRA

*Appisode 1: History of the IRA*
Full history of the IRA, explanation of the split of Ireland between the Catholic (Republic of Ireland) and Protestant population (Northern Ireland). If you want to learn more about the Irish Republican Army check out this wikipedia entry.

SOA and the IRA

*Appisode 2: SOA and the RIRA*
The business of selling guns to the IRA, while risky, was full of financial potential. SOA provides the guns to the IRA, who in turn resell to support the cause with the cash they bring in. SOA chapters in Belfast and Dungloe handle all the exchanges, working with IRA sympathizers, helping the guns make their way to militant groups around the world.

Some believe this relationship with the IRA is more of a burden on the club and are looking to earn in other areas. In the end the decision lies with the mother charter in the US (SAMCRO), who benefits greatly from the IRA connection.

Jimmy O vs. Father Kellan Ashby

*Appisode 3: Jimmy O vs. Father Kellan Ashby*

Both men are part of the same cause, have different philosophies on how to get to the end goal. Jimmy chooses violence and strength in numbers to force change while Father Kellan advocates political solutions while counseling the RIRA. Jimmy feels that Kellan’s approach is old and ineffective and is willing to defy Kellan to achieve his goals.

Jimmy is willing to create a new faction of the IRA, by recruiting young men and bending their thoughts to match his vision. Jimmy is looking to sever ties with the Sons, he’d made a lucrative gun deal with the Russians (in season 2).

Chibs, Fiona and Jimmy O

*Appisode 4: Chibs, Fiona and Jimmy O*
Some light is shed on the back story of this volatile triangle. Chibs, a ghetto rat from Glasgow, met Fiona, who is a descendant from three generations of IRA (her father still at the top of the heap). They fell in love and Chibs promptly fell into IRA ranks.

Jimmy was also rising in the ranks and wanted Fiona (and her family ties) for himself. He launched a campaign to turn the Army against Chibs and successfully had him excommunicated. Chibs then patched into SAMBEL so that he could stay close to the girls, but the vitriolic relationship between himself and Jimmy strained the SOA/IRA relationship, which resulted in Chibs patching over to SOA in Charming.

With Chibs out of the picture and Jimmy fast becoming the new star in the IRA, Fiona became drawn to his power and respect, which he never would have possessed if it weren’t for her own family influence.

This now concludes our tour of the Sons of Anarchy iPhone app.

I hope you enjoyed your tour. Please visit again soon and often.

Links:
SutterInk
The Official SOA production blog
SOA store

Bikers from across the country will be converging on Fort Lauderdale this December 2-5 to start this year’s holiday season off with a bash by attending the 12th Annual Fort Lauderdale Harley-Davidson Bikers Bash. The Southeast region’s premier biker event, this year’s bash will consist of a number of police-escorted rides to the area’s hottest spots, great food, bars, live music and casino fun all to benefit local Boys and Girls Clubs.

Weekend festivities will kick off at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino for the Bikers Bash VIP event and will culminate at the South Florida President’s Council 23rd Annual Christmas Toys in the Sun Run, the world’s largest motorcycle parade sponsored by Seminole Hard Rock Roadhouse. Last year’s Toy Run drew thousands of bikers and raised over $750,000 to benefit the Joe DiMaggio Children’s Hospital Foundation. Since the first Toy Run 21 years ago, bikers and supporters have raised in excess of $7,000,000 used for cancer treatments and other special needs for kids as well as feeding thousands of needy families during the holidays.

Another highlight of the weekend will be the Bikers Bash VIP event at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. Hosted by the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino and Seminole Tribe of Florida, the event will include dinner, live entertainment, and a charity auction to benefit the Boys and Girls Club of Broward County. Last year’s charity auction raised over $175,000.

Attendees at this year’s Bikers Bash celebration will also have the opportunity to witness a number of great bikes from an impressive line-up of builders. Builders lined up this year include Todd Silicato of Todd’s Custom Cycles, John Shope of John Shope’s Sinister Industries, Dave and Jody Perewitz of Perewitz Cycle Fabrication along with Eddie Trotta of Thunder Cycle Design.

Todd Silicato of Todd's Custom Cycles

Todd Silicato- Custom bike builder and fabricator from Huntington Beach, CA, Todd Silicato has been building custom cars and motorcycles for most of his life. Builder and owner of Todd’s Cycles, Silicato’s custom built motorcycles and motorcycle parts have been featured in countless motorcycle magazines worldwide. Creating a blend of old-school craftsmanship and modern, state of the art technology, Silicato’s bikes look and perform like no others in the industry.

John Shope of John Shope's Sinister Industries

John Shope- A premier custom motorcycle builder based in Phoenix, AZ, Shope is founder and owner of Sinister Industries which specializes in custom ground up bike builds, one off motorcycle parts and custom hotrods. For over 20 years he has been building the baddest and most creative bikes seen on roads and highways throughout the nation.

Dave Perewitz owner of Perewitz Cycle Fabrication

Dave and Jody Perewitz- Dave Perewitz is considered one of the deans of the custom motorcycle industry. Founder and owner of Perewitz Cycle Fabrication in Bridgewater, MA, Dave Perewitz has over 30 years experience building and customizing motorcycles. A self-taught designer, mechanic, painter and fabricator, Perewitz’s one-of-a-kind, hand-built choppers are a delicate blend of engineering, design, performance, power and personality. Perewitz’s daughter Jody has also taken to the family business.

Jody Perewitz of Perewitz Cycle Fabrication

Around motorcycles since the day she was born, Jody has had a hand in building numerous motorcycles as well as focusing her talent toward the marketing and growth of the Perewitz name to an instantly recognizable brand. Through these efforts she has gained the respect and admiration of the motorcycle industry in her own right. Eddie Trotta- You have undoubtedly seen Trotta’s custom choppers on the Discovery Channel’s Biker Build-Off series, in person on the Hard Rock Custom Bikes Tour, or have caught a glimpse of one ripping down the road. Trotta who owns Thunder Cycle Design in Fort Lauderdale, FL, designs bikes that are so distinctive you know that it’s an Eddie Trotta. Trotta has built hundreds of bikes with his name plastered all over TV and in bike magazines throughout the world. With a clean and classy look, Trotta’s bikes have lines similar to those of an elite sports car.

The combination of these two premier events raised over $250,000 for local charities last year and they’re anticipating raising even more this year. Come and join thousands of bikers as they celebrate their passion for riding while helping the children of Southern Florida. A rocking time for a great cause, you won’t want to miss this year’s Bikers Bash festivities. For more information regarding this year’s event visit bikersbash.com.

And those things were delivered. There hasn’t been a whole lot of violence and ‘splosions like in previous seasons and I think a lot of viewers have been missing that. However, tonight’s episode didn’t really propel us forward in the story line.

SOA: there’s an app for that

SOA iPhone app main screen

Before I talk about the episode, just want to remind everyone that the Sons of Anarchy iPhone app was released earlier this week. It’s just .99 cents through iTunes and is chock full of back story and info about the show. It’s a must-have for SOA fans. If you don’t have an iPhone and want to know about the app, rest assure that I will be doing a review of it in the next few days.

[spoilers]

Tonight’s episode sort of reinforced a lot of stuff we already know. SAMCRO is being dicked over, Jimmy is violent and malicious (and maybe slightly crazy, lending to some rewarding unpredictable behavior) and that the new prospects are still funny.

Observations:

• The deal Jax made with Stahl continues to get hairy and more complicated. What will Jax be able to pull off after all is said and done?
• Looks like SAMCRO’s presence is making Maureen sentimental.
• I’m so glad that Jax has realized quickly, that everyone native to Belfast has an agenda and is trying to manipulate them. Gotta love Gemma’s pep talk: “you focus on the hate to kill all these Irish pricks.”
• The incident with Lumpy is driving a wedge further between Unser and the Sons. I am enjoying watching Piney and Tig run things while everyone is away. I like seeing the “lesser” characters get more screen time and Tig does have some of the best lines.
• While I think I have a firm grasp on Jimmy’s motivation to get rid of SAMCRO and SAMBEL’s motivation to be in league with Jimmy, I still feel like I’m missing something.
• I was not expecting Jimmy to barge into Maureen’s house like that. I figured he had enough on his plate dealing with the Charming crew, the guns and the priest. Titus Welliver is really superb as Jimmy O. He’s diabolical and menacing, with just enough crazy behind the eyes. I also loved this scene for the interaction with Gemma and Fiona. Gemma is used to being in control and it’s clear that she has met her match in Fiona (which we already knew when Fi showed up in Charming last season). Luckily it worked in Gemma’s favor this time having Fiona on her side. Gemma is the outsider here and she was authoritatively put in her place. Jimmy’s departing line “Gemma, always a pleasure” was filled with amusement, yet very chilling.
• Double cross and explosions at the barn. And severed limbs. And Chibs’ nephew, Padraic is dead. Interesting that Jimmy is willing to sacrifice the majority of the Belfast chapter, including McGee,  to get rid of the Charming crew. Seems like O’Neill and Jimmy are closer than previously thought and by getting rid of most of SAMBEL would allow O’Neill to take over and start fresh recruiting for the MC. “This may set off a chain of events we may not be able to contain.” Hello foreshadowing.
• I get the feeling that Chibs is not going to make it out of Belfast alive. And I’m pretty sure we count on the fact that Mr. O’Phelan will be assassinated by the end of the season. The big question there is who will do the deed?
• Jacob Hale is the devil. I think I saw a tail peeking out from his suit jacket.
• Gemma/Kellan confrontation was juicy. And frustrating. I’m still irked that Ashby is dangling the baby in front of them like a carrot. And like Jax, Gemma did not go apeshit on the priest about Abel’s whereabouts and for bringing up the painful past of John’s time in Belfast. “I know it seems unfair. You and your son are caught up in a very ugly struggle, and I’m sorry for that. The things I do are not just about my Irish loyalty, but about keeping promises to your family.” She should have gone off on him then!
• It was sort of implied that the paperwork brought to Unser about the real estate buyout led to Hale Properties, but I think it’s obvious misdirection. It’s too easy. Hale’s got to be working for someone else.
• Jax/Trinity: pleasedontkissyourhalfsister! was my first thought. But what was interesting about the scene was that it didn’t feel like he was trying to hook up with her. More like two people finding comfort in each other. Both are very weary with the world, having grown up in a similar destructive cultures. Gemma is sure to drop the bomb on him very soon.
• I predicted Tara would be the damsel in distress at the hands of Salazar. I didn’t expect that her new BFF, Margaret Murphy would be in tow. Margaret’s INK; did NOT see that coming! I guess these ladies have more in common than we thought and that would certainly explain MM’s personality flip.

So, we’re pretty much where we were when the episode started, except with a lighter body count. I think a lot of us have a lot of unanswered questions and perhaps there is a larger purpose for that. One big question I have is why Jax saw a vision of his dead father after the explosion. Sure, there’s a strong correlation to Hamlet. At his point in the show Jax is emotionally flip-flopping between overwhelming grief to seething rage (much like Hamlet), which is screwing with his normal stability. Perhaps the explosion jarred his brain enough that he saw the “ghost” of his dead father. But why at this particular moment?

Next week’s episode: Firinne
The IRA wants proof that one of their own has flipped and Samcro intends to give it to them.

Fun fact: fírinne=truth

We’re down to the last three episodes of the season!
What are your thoughts and predictions? Sound off in the comments.

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Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.05 “Turning and Turning”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.04 “Home”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.03 “Caregiver”
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Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.01 “SO”

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This week’s episode was a tough one for me. I felt like a lot was being crammed into this episode, but nothing all that interesting.

Kurt Sutter recently wrote a blog post about the disillusionment that writers experience when they hit a certain level of success. “I was under the false impression that the more successful the show became, the more room I would get to do it.  But the opposite has occurred, the better the show becomes, the more corporate scrutiny I experience.” One has to wonder if some of the frustration we viewers are feeling this season is because of the network sticking their nose in too far.

As most of you know, the SOA iPhone app has been delayed due to Apple’s approval process. Time of release is now TBD.

On to the recap. As always don’t read if you haven’t seen it yet.

SAMCRO and SAMBEL: together at last

Typically when we get a 90 minute episode, we expect it to be jam-packed with action. Sadly, this 90 minute episode was not the case. Instead of a lot of ass-kicking and baby saving, we got a lot of…talking. Over tea. After a shower. In a church.

We are eight episodes in and only the season premiere had me picking my jaw up off the floor. The extra time in this episode seemed allotted for some of the backseat stories happening in Charming to move along, but honestly what was going on there wasn’t very compelling. Yes, there were some good moments sprinkled throughout, but overall it left me unsatisfied.

Thoughts:

• Ah the green, green grass of home. Great opening shot of the landscape, although they should’ve boosted the saturation so the green looked REALLY green. Everyone should keep in mind that the cast never went to Ireland while shooting. Billy Gierhardt took a small crew to Ireland for a couple of weeks to get some footage and the rest was done with great sets and lighting. But we already knew that when I chatted with Mr. Sutter during my set visit over the summer.

• I find it amusing that SAMCRO didn’t want Jimmy to know they would be in Ireland and Jimmy didn’t want them to know that he already knew. Yet he uses a lame tactic like buying off the local cops to get them deported. I didn’t mind that scene though because it gave Gemma yet another opportunity to be a complete bad-ass. It was rather obviously that SAMBEL didn’t go out of their way to help and I was surprised they weren’t called out on it. Sometimes I feel that the club is waaaay too trusting in certain situations.

• The Celtic version of “This Life” was a nice touch. I almost wish that this hadn’t been leaked ahead of time, but I like when shows do quirky things like this.
• So, the Kozik/Tig feud is over a lady. Is anyone surprised? The only thing that surprised me is that Tig is holding a grudge for 8 years. Must’ve been a doozy.
  

  John Teller's bitches square off

• I got goosebumps when Gemma and Maureen made eye contact. Gemma’s stare could cut glass. You can almost feel every emotion she’s feeling when she meets and scrutinizes Trinity, looking for every trace of John Teller in the girl’s face. I also liked Maureen putting Gemma in her place, which you know so rarely happens. Great scene.
• The Tara/Lyla situation felt a little contrived. They’re both knocked up, roughly about the same time. Lyla has no second thoughts about aborting because she hasn’t known Opie for that long. I get that. And Tara has been here before when she was involved with Kohn. I feel like I can already predict what happens next: she scheduled the procedure, she’ll have a change of heart and not go through with it and then something will happen (perhaps a confrontation with Salazar) and she’ll lose the baby after all. I really hope this storyline doesn’t become this predictable.
• Nice scenes reuniting Chibs with his girls. You get a sense of the strain they’ve all gone through even though we haven’t seen it first hand.
• Funny how SAMBEL’s clubhouse is so similar to SAMCRO’s.
• Dumb question of the night: “Are you lads armed?”
• I rolled my eyes when I saw Darby and Jacob Hale conspiring. But I was pleasantly surprised at the exchange between Darby and Lumpy. Darby had an epiphany and walked away. Awesome.
• Saw that drive-by on the van coming a mile away but was surprised that Jimmy wasn’t behind it. The political relationships happening in Ireland are pretty murky to me and a bit hard to follow. I’m not sure that I want a whole hell of a lot of time devoted to defining all of the relationships between groups, but I wonder if they’re necessary.
• I also had a hard time believing that Jacob Hale would hire Salazar, who is pretty much responsible for the death of his brother. I think we all knew that Hale was behind the property buy-out around Lumpy’s gym, but is Charming really that short in supply of thugs?

Why, yes I will take my shirt off for you...

• Bare-knuckle boxing in Ireland reminded me so much of the movie Snatch. I half-expected a dog making squeaky noises to go running through the scene. Jax & Trinity flirting: eww. I really expected Gemma to nip that shit in the bud, but I guess she was too preoccupied with getting laid?
• One prospect down: I guess the scene at the gym was to reinforce the fact that being a member of an MC is not all it’s cut out to be. Well, duh.
• The “come to Jesus” meeting between Jax and Father Kellan was good to finally see, but Jax was awfully reserved throughout. Essentially the priest is holding Abel for ransom so that Jax will do his bidding: killing Jimmy O’Phelan. Sure, he wrapped it in a nice package by stating it’s for the safety of the baby, blah blah. But if you were in Jax’s shoes wouldn’t you be demanding to see your kid, no matter what? I wanted Jax to say, “sure I’ll kill Jimmy. But I want to see Abel, now.” I did enjoy watching the realization wash over Jax’s face when the priest was setting up the situation (good acting, Mr. Hunnam). Jax is getting deeper and deeper as the season rolls on. It’ll be interesting if he can pull any of it off.
• Ok, that last scene with the couple lovingly cradling Abel kind of pissed me off. If Father Ashby is going to make good on delivering the baby back to Jax shouldn’t there be a “FOR DISPLAY ONLY” sign on the kid? Or is double-crossing SAMCRO his intention all along? Grr. Again, this feels like network manipulation and not typical Sutter-esque writing.

Next week’s episode: Turas
The club embarks on a protection run, the likes of which they’ve never seen before. [Fun fact: Turas means "Journey"].

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Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.07 “Widening Gyre”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.06 “The Push”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.05 “Turning and Turning”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.04 “Home”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.03 “Caregiver”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.02 “Oiled”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.01 “SO”

If you follow me on Twitter at all then you may have noticed that a few of us have a little coffee club going in the morning. Coffee, for me, is one of those simple joys in life. I really enjoy the ritual of shuffling into the kitchen for my morning cup and I love the smell of coffee in the house.

Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

So for those who like to live all-biker all the time, check out the Biker Coffee Company.

Biker Coffee Company

Formed  a few years ago, Biker Coffee Company wanted to offer a premium coffee that bikers everywhere could call their own. Their beans are organic, shade grown and premium roasted. Now, I don’t know anything about coffee growing, but that all sounds pretty good to me.

Various coffees offered by the Biker Coffee Company

Right now they offer eight different flavors to choose from and sell for $13.95:
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Full Throttle (dark roast)
Disc brake (decaf)
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Sissy Bar (French Vanilla Medium Roast)
Bavarian Bobber (Chocolate Medium Roast)

Two upcoming flavors:
Ignition Coil Irish Cream – Medium Roast
Hydraulic Hazelnut – Medium Roast

If you’re interested in trying some biker-inspired java, you can order some by the pound at bikercoffeecompany.com and to keep up to date on all things coffee, they’re also on Facebook.

Gemma & Jax

Before I get into the meat of it, just wanted to let all you iPhone and iPad users out there know that in correspondence with next week’s episode (on October 26th), a Sons of Anarchy app is going to be released. It will be available worldwide (english only). It will not be available for Droids or Blackberrys and it will cost .99 cents (they had to hire writers for the app). Kurt Sutter has been tweeting about the app for quite a while and says it will have history of the First 9 and a lot of insider info that is a must for fans. [If you don't have an iPhone, don't worry. I will definitely write a post about the app once it's released!]

Sssssspoilers!

stuck in the middle: Maureen Ashby

One of the problems I have with this season is all the distraction other than the matter at hand, which is to go get that baby. This kind of dragging out by the writers seems a little week and I’m perturbed that Jax has time to break up with his lady, bag another lady, take care of his mom, take care of club business with the Mayans and Salazar, make a deal with Stahl, etc. It’s a little taxing on my suspension of disbelief.

OK, I just had to get that off my chest. Here we go.

• That opening shot was for all you guys out there!
• Given the collective outcry to Jax’s bad behavior with Ima last week, I got great satisfaction seeing Jax kick her out of his room and greater satisfaction when Lyla cracked her across the face (after she’d already cracked Opie one for saying something shitty to her). The fact that Tara saw the bitch-slap can only mean that these two ladies are destined to be friends somewhere down the line. And hopefully this will be the last that we see of Ima and her bare ass.
• Lots of good lines in the show but Tig once again holds the honor with, “Hey, this comes with a price.”
• The bathroom scene with the four different MCs was pretty intense. I have to think in reality that Salazar woud’ve caught that bullet in the head rather than Nameless Sargent #1. And perhaps if everyone wasn’t preoccupied with getting out of town they wouldn’t have left Salazar humiliated, stripped of his title and primed for revenge.
• The You Dropped a Bomb on Me moment: Gemma calls Maureen to tell her SAMCRO’s on their way and Maureen thanks her by telling her that John fathered her child. So for all of you who knew Trinity was Jax’s half sister, you get a gold star!

Father Kell: what a pain in the Ashby!

• Lots of conflict happening over there in Belfast. Seems that both Father Kellan and Maureen Ashby are banking on SAMCRO to dispatch Jimmy O for them. Neither are too keen on Jimmy recruiting mere lads as foot soldiers for the IRA. Where will Fiona fit in all of this?
• Tara’s great in this episode all around. “The Prince doesn’t always get his way.”
• Salazar identifies Tara driving her fine Cutlass. My first instinct was that he was going to track down the car and find a Tig surprise inside. But on further thought, I bet he’ll track her down while Jax is away (he did overhear him tell Marcus they were going out of town), beat her within an inch of her life and she’ll lose the baby. And when Jax comes back and finds out what went down, Salazar will disappear in the most painful and bloody way imaginable.
• Hands up: who really thought Gemma was going to jail? Yeah, me neither. Great plan orchestrated by both ladies. I do love Gemma and Tara together. But I wonder how Gemma fleeing will impact Jax’s deal with Stahl down the road…
• What’s up with Tara’s boss anyway? Why is she trying so hard to help Tara? Does she secretly admire Tara (and Gemma’s) choices and convictions on the path they’ve chosen, so much that she is aiding them in the escape?
• SAMCRO’s been playing “kick the can” and it seems like Chief Unser is the can. This guy can’t catch a break.
• “We’re getting the band back together!” The band is complete now that Gemma is back with her boys. And she is always cool as a cucumber isn’t she? A very cool scene with them heading off to the airport while Tig distracts the cops with Curtis Stigers and The Forest Rangers covering CCR’s “Traveling Band” in the background.
• SAMCRO is counting on SAMBEL to back them up, but in the last scene now we know that McGee and SAMBEL are in league with Jimmy O afterall. Should be interesting to see how that all plays out. The one who’s caught in the middle of it all is Maureen and given her situation (the priest is her brother, McGee is her old man and she has a odd connection to SAMCRO). I hate to say it, but I’m predicting that she’ll be an unfortunate casualty.

Next week’s episode: Lochan Mor
A 90-minute episode! When SAMCRO pays a visit to another charter, not everyone’s happy to see the mother chapter. [Fun fact: "Lochan Mor" means "Great Pond" in Gaelic.]

I’m sure at the end of this episode I wasn’t the only one to be grateful that the gang is finally off to Belfast!

Related posts:

Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.06 “The Push”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.05 “Turning and Turning”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.04 “Home”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.03 “Caregiver”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.02 “Oiled”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.01 “SO”

Hot Leathers Unveils Fresh and Innovative New Website Homepage

Any motorcycle enthusiast knows that genuine biker style isn’t achieved without a visit to Hot Leathers one-stop online shop at hotleathers.com where bikers can peruse an array of stylish and original biker merchandise for men, women and children.

freshly redesigned Hot Leathers homepage

Never willing to leave well enough alone, the industry leader in motorcycle apparel continues their quest to provide bikers with quality merchandise that not only conveys their inner rebel but also keeps them comfortable and protected from head to toe by unveiling their new and improved website homepage.

Renowned for their products’ quality, superiority, and value, Hot Leathers has redesigned their homepage to reflect these same qualities. Made over with a clean and contemporary online look and feel, the homepage offers a more appealing and efficient channel for accessing their wide selection of bold and original products.

The new design makes online shopping easier and product searches effortless by offering improved mega drop down navigation menus. Other state of the art features include new product categories including Extreme Conditions Gear and Past Event Merchandise, as well as featured products on the homepage that are updated regularly and easy access to weekly sales via a rotating banner.

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In addition, visitors will be able to better interact with the folks at Hot Leathers and find out what they’re up to just by checking out their homepage which highlights an assortment of contests, giveaways, deals, and sales. Currently they are sponsoring a photo contest which customers can learn more about by clicking the photo contest button. The contents of this button will change regularly to include an assortment of interesting Hot Leathers contests, events, news and more.

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West Coast Choppers

West Coast Choppers gained notice with the 2001 shows Motorcycle Mania I and II, on the Discovery Channel. In 2004 James starred with Kid Rock in Motorcycle Mania III. With the release of these shows, interest in Jesse James and the West Coast Choppers allowed James to expand itself into a lifestyle brand.

If you’re still pining after some West Coast Chopper parts, they  will still be produced and available to purchase from Custom Chrome, while other parts will be made by Daytec and BDL.

Ok, per usual…spoilers ahead.

Sons of Anarchy episode "The Push"

• The show opens up with SAMCRO trying to be creative about raising funds for their Irish adventure. The $10k Opie raised by selling his Panhead is gone (and he’s visibly upset about it) and the cash they got from the steroids was pilfered when Juice was jumped. Back to the drawing board.
• Three new prospects are in the house, Happy goes from nomad to a full member of the Redwood Originals. Kozik is not so fortunate. There’s a pre-existing beef between him and Tig that we don’t know anything about yet. The scuffle that happens between them is much needed, for them and us and breaks a little tension.
• I loved the scene of Gemma and Clay discussing business while she’s sitting on the toilet.
• Robin Weigert (SAMCRO’s attorney) looks fabulous all gussied up!
• So far Jax’s master plan with Stahl is working. She’s been put back on the Irish and is pulling strings to keep everyone out of jail for now.

Kozik: denied

• Clay and Jax’s conversation about Tara is an interesting peek into the old school vs. new school ideology. Jax is a club member with a conscious: his woman is a successful surgeon who made something of herself and because of her love for Jax she would do anything to make him happy, even if it ended her career. He obviously doesn’t want that, which we’ve been witnessing all season long as he’s tried futilely to push her away. It’s not so complicated for Clay. She’s just a chick. She’s either in or out and Clay makes no bones about her being just another instrument for the club’s bidding. And so Jax takes advantage of that to help him move the prescription drugs they got from Honey.
• I was a little surprised when Jax referred to his mother as “another member’s old lady” after she balked at the prepared statement he gave her from Stahl. This is the point we realize that he’s compartmentalized Gemma and Tara and the definition of an “old lady.”
• Unser and Clay’s relationship is fairly dissolved at this point as well. The alliance they made all those years ago was in order to keep Charming safe, safe from SAMCRO and the violence they bring. But the death of Hale is the worst thing that could have happened, raising the town’s wariness of SAMCRO’s presence.
• After finally hearing Gemma’s Stahl-prepared statement, I actually said “wow.” Stahl would go to any length to make things happen, even if it meant fingering her lover (erm, no pun intended) for Edmond’s murder. I loved the misdirection here.
• A truce with the Mayans is a very good business decision on Clay’s part (“It ain’t personal. It’s just about the cash.”). I wonder how long it will last?

Brains before bullets.

• Oh look, Darby’s not dead and proving to still be a giant pain in the ass. Best line of the night spoken by Jacob Hale: “and why are you sharing this with me and my pie?”
• Chucky. Nuff said.
• Darby’s snitching to Hale and instigating a raid on the clubhouse pushes the decisions to end 2 relationships: SAMCRO and Unser and Jax and Tara. However a new one is formed with Mayan club leader Marcus Alvarez to prove to Oswald that Charming is safe for now and convincing him to allow them discreet passage to Ireland.
• Jax finally gives Tara the kiss-off. Old ladies are made up of strippers and porn stars, not successful surgeons and he just can’t bear the weight of that anymore. And to prove that theory he runs off and bangs the nearest and most available porn star. (How many of you ladies with DVRs or TiVo paused on that scene?)

“The Push” is definitely a set-up episode for what’s to come. There was no Ireland this week and that’s due to the fact that there was so much to take care of in Charming.

Next week’s episode: Widening Gyre

The Grim Bastards have a problem that could jeopardize Samcro’s new business arrangements.

In last week’s recap I mentioned that the episode title “Turning and Turning” came from a Yeats poem (“Second Coming”) and next week’s title comes from the same poem. A “gyre” is a type of vortex (like a hurricane or cyclone) in the air or the sea, but it is most commonly used in oceanography, to refer to the major ocean systems.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

You can definitely see the parallels of the poem to what’s happening in the world of Sons of Anarchy.

Related posts:
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.05 “Turning and Turning”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.04 “Home”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.03 “Caregiver”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.02 “Oiled”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.01 “SO”

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Electric Solos: tattooed motorcycle seats

His art is definitely reminiscent of old-school style tattoos and he sure doesn’t have to worry about squirming and complaining while he tattoos this kind of skin!

The results are truly one of a kind and really cool. You almost wouldn’t want to plant your ass on these seats!

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The title of tonight’s episode is based on a poem by Yeats called “Second Coming”:

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Thar be spoilers ahead!

Sons of Anarchy "Turning and turning"

This week we were spared of the heart-crushing emotions that we went through in last week’s episode. We’re getting down to business this week and certain revelations are finally coming to light. Did anyone else feel that Gemma’s hospital room was ridiculously busy for someone who was taken down with a heart problem? Jeez, let the poor lady rest!

Anyway, there was lots of satisfying progression this week.

“Members from the original charter are coming out here soon. You’ll have more truth than you can handle.” - Maureen

This season may be all about the connection between father and sons, but in this episode the women of the show are holding the hot potato. Gemma is back in her rightful place as the matriarch and center of the SAMCRO world (even if she isn’t in a position of influence just yet), Maureen is precariously straddling the line of two dangerous worlds: SAMBEL and the True IRA. But sharing a common thread Gemma, family is important to her and she is going against both of those worlds by trying to get Abel back to his “Dah.” All the speculation about Tara was confirmed tonight: she’s knocked up!

Then there’s Agent June Stahl…who holds the fate of the club by the balls. She’s disgraced and desperate and the only power she has left is over SAMCRO. And she wants to take them down hard. Her unscupulous actions and unrelenting motivation to take them down has led to: Donna’s death, Edmond’s murder, Half-Sack’s murder, Abel’s kidnapping and even Cameron’s murder. Not to mention the frame job that will possibly be sending Gemma to death row.

Agent June Stahl

And finally Jax learns that Abel is in Belfast, not Vancouver. Was I the only one who yelled “Hallelujah!” ? And of course, now that Jax realizes that Jimmy O and a few members of SAMBEL lied to him all this time, he’s out for revenge. He went and made a deal with the devil: Miss June Stahl. He’s ready to hand over Jimmy O in exchange for Gemma’s  and the club’s freedom. It’s a tasty deal for Stahl. SAMCRO is small potatoes compared to landing the big fish of the IRA. (Off-topic but did we always know that she liked the ladies?) And to show good faith, Jax delivers Jimmy O’s second in command. This is a huge risk for Jax but I wonder how it’ll play out in the end.

Random thoughts:

• it makes my night when Chucky is on. “I accept that.”
• not such a big mystery to see what the guys were going to do with all the drugs they got from Honey last week
• is Juice’s role just the club’s punching bag? And when he got jumped in the van weren’t you expecting him to get to the hospital on a stretcher? The Caleveras let him off easy compared to what Clay did to the other guy.
• Gemma, even if currently compromised in the hospital, is still the bitch in charge. Her response to Tara regarding Abel’s abduction was exactly how I pictured her reacting! Gemma reacts with her heart and gut and would throw herself in front of a bullet to keep that baby. Tara thinks and rationalizes, and was paralyzed by that situation. Would she have reacted like Gemma in that situation if it was her baby of flesh and blood? I bet most moms would say they would. Good stuff!
• I know that Tara’s boss’ character is acting as a sounding board for Tara’s inner struggle of being a good doctor or of embracing the “old lady” role, but she’s gone to the other extreme compared to how she was last season. Or did that smackdown Tara put on her last season make her more sympathetic to Tara’s situation? And what direction will this all propel Tara’s future?
• Sometimes I really hate Clay, but I do love his quips!
• Who’s trying to buy up all that land that the boxing gym resides on? Is it Jacob Hale or someone else?
• I kind of felt bad for Unser having to apologize for doing his job. It’s such a weird situation to be a career cop, be in league with the local scourge and then have to apologize for doing his actual job. I do love the dichotomy of his character!
• “Jax goes to Belfast, stones get unturned.” Ooh, such a loaded statement full of potential! Given the fact that we know Maureen Ashby had a relationship with John Teller we can pretty much expect that Trinity is their lovechild. But what other stones will there be? Since we know the show follows the blueprint of Hamlet, we can suspect that Clay had a hand in John Teller’s death with Gemma’s knowledge. Was JT taken out while he was over there? Will Jax find out this truth when he heads to Belfast? Oh, I do love learning about the dirty, dirty past…

True to the title of this episode I’m finally feeling totally invested in the show and was completely satisfied with the plot progressions and shady deals. What did you guys think?

Next week’s episode: The Push

To protect their territory, Sons of Anarchy must handle a rat at St. Thomas. (And based on the teaser, we know that Kozik shows up to further complicate things.)

Related posts:
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.04 “Home”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.03 “Caregiver”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.02 “Oiled”
Sons of Anarchy: episode 3.01 “SO”

Read all of my extensive SOA coverage here.

While the rest of the country is beginning to feel a little chill in the air, Hot Leathers is looking forward to a soaking in some sun at a number of rallies throughout the country including the Panama City Beach Fall Motorcycle Rally, the Grand Strand Fall Rally, and the Las Vegas Bikefest. Each of these legendary rallies, held September 30- October 3, are mainstays on the biker rally scene and Hot Leathers, the industry leader in motorcycle apparel, is looking forward to packing up their merchandise and heading to some of the world’s best biker celebrations.

Panama City rally 2010

Twice a year thousands of riders descend on Panama City for the Panama City Beach Rally for a long weekend of motorcycle revelry and hot beaches. Hot Leathers is a sponsor at this year’s celebration which promises to be an action-packed five days of motorcycle-centric festivities including parties, rides, vendors and live music.

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Panama City rally 2010

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Panama City rally 2010

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He wasn’t wrong, but I will add that Katey Sagal was also heart-breaking to watch.

What’s up with Jax’ tennis shoes?

Before I get into the nitty-gritty of this episode, I have an answer to one of the more burning questions that lots of fans have about Sons of Anarchy: why does Jax wear white sneakers? In a video interview with the head of the wardrobe department, Kelli Jones, the official SAMCRO blogger sheds some light in her latest post.

Kelli first explains Jax’s style, “…he’s just how those guys are, the younger guys. Like, carpenter pants, really hip-hop, really urban and not like the typical guys who wear wife-beaters all the time…you know, it’s like a gang and that’s his staple. He wears the hoodies, everything’s over-sized.”

Gemma & Jax

And the tennis shoes?

“Charlie went and hung out with one of the outlaw motorcycle clubs for weeks…he did a bunch of research…he looked at how they acted, how they spoke, what they dressed like and a lot of those guys wear tennis shoes.” She says she was told that a lot of those guys barely wear boots anymore. She has some other choice words for her critics, but she swears up and down that those guys in MCs are wearing tennis shoes, white or black, while they ride their Harleys. So, there’s your answer everyone.

OK, on to the episode. Stop reading here if you haven’t seen the show yet.

Sons of Anarchy, season 3 "Home"

There’s a lot of stuff happening in tonight’s episode.

Getting old sucks: Clay’s arthritic hands are causing a lot of problems at a time that’s none too convenient. He hides it well, but his “son” knows better. The aging king has to keep it together for his crumbling empire at any cost.

Anyone whose family has been touched by Alzheimer’s or has had to put a loved one into a nursing home can feel the pain that Gemma goes through this episode. Family means everything to her and in one episode she’s had to endure major family loss with her father and finally learning that Abel is gone, not to mention the face-slapping reality that all those around her that she loved and trusted, lied to her so egregiously along the way. It was all too much to bear, causing her collapse.

Of course, they all lied to her out of the goodness of their hearts. Gemma already has a lot on her plate to deal with, on the run from the FBI for murder, dead mom, senile dad and another unfortunate murder. But to hear about her beloved baby grandson’s abduction from Maureen Ashby, a distant (and probably much disliked, given the hints we got of her past with John Teller) stranger got poor Gemma in her large, but damaged heart.

But then, Jax is dealing with his own shit, too. Charlie Hunnam really seems to be relishing in these dark days of Jax. I said it before, but he plays despondent and angry really well.  His son is gone, his mom is wanted for murder, he’s facing the possibility of more jail time (and an even bigger pile of legal trouble as he plans on fleeing the country to go find Abel), his woman is teetering on throwing her life away for a club that would easily chew her up and spit her out. Oh, and she just dumped the fact that she’s an accomplice to murder and disposing of a body on him. (And once again, Tig is much-need, fantastic comic relief!)

He’s trying to do all he can to push her away. Her life was progressing nicely before she got back together with him. He thinks that being completely honest about all the f’d up things he does for the club will make her realize that he’s no good for her, but she doesn’t care. She loves him and will do anything for him. With Gemma as her mentor, family is important to her and she wants that family, as is evident when she proclaims that Abel is “ours”.  The club is now her family whether he likes it or not. I cringed a little when he told her that if she wants to be an old lady, she should act like one. But just as Jax is redefining his role in the club, Tara is redefining the role of an “old lady.”

And then there’s the club. He tries to deal with the daily struggle of the club, his father’s legacy, that has strayed so far from his father’s original intentions. The club is the only family he knows and has. They would do anything for him, as is evident by Opie selling his panhead to get some loose and fast cash for Jax. For him, it’s always a constant struggle. Does he just embrace the life carved out for him? Or does he go against the grain and try to change it, change his future?

Some light is shed on the struggle between Jimmy O and Father Ashby. Turns out that Jimmy is trying to cut the ties that the True IRA has with the MC. Father Ashby tells Maureen that Jimmy wants to build his own army, comprised of sweet and tender (young) hooligans. And that just doesn’t sit right with the good priest. But he is a priest and can’t engage in battle with the Irish gangster, so he’s using Abel as a ploy to get SAMCRO to take Jimmy out for him. It’s a fairly diabolical plan.

That’s why Jimmy is spinning such a large web of lies to Jax and Clay. He knows he’s in  a deep, deep ocean of shit if he doesn’t get the kid back to them, unharmed, A.S.A.F.P. Misdirecting them to Canada buys him the time necessary to track down the baby and reinforce the pecking order back in Belfast. But the priest has a card up his sleeve that he puts into play after Jimmy threatens his sister. He has Maureen call Gemma to tell her that Abel is somewhere in Belfast. One SAMCRO shitstorm: order up!

I kind of wish the Irish storyline was a bit more clear from the beginning. I feel like it’s more confusing than it needs to be.

The meth-heads storming the go-to drug supplier may have seemed a bit out of place given all that was going on. But I think it was there specifically for Piney to declare “we’re the good guys.”

Other thoughts

• loved the onscreen Deadwood reunion of Paula Malcolmson and Titus Welliver (Maureen and Jimmy)
• Tig’s suggestion of Gemma going redhead was a clear nod to Peg Bundy
• I really enjoyed Katey Sagal’s singing of “Bird on a Wire“
• seeing Abel in the room full of babies for sale bummed me out. I was also afraid for all those little crawlers tumbling right out of their bassinets!
• I’m wondering how the drugs that Honey gave the guys will play into the future
• seeing a Nate settle himself into the loveless nursing home was painful and another reason that getting old sucks.
• Are Clays riding days numbered?

fun stuff

Charlie Hunnam’s fine physique graces the cover of the November issue of Men’s Fitness.

Charlie Hunnam on November 2010 cover of Men's Fitness

Full season 3 episode list
Episode 1: SO
Episode 2: Oiled
Episode 3: Caregiver
Episode 4: Home
Episode 5: Turning and Turning
Episode 6: The Push
Episode 7: Widening Gyre
Episode 8: Lochan Mor
Episode 9: Turas
Episode 10: Fininne
Episode 11: Mirage
Episode 12: June Wedding
Episode 13: NS

Next week’s episode: Turning and Turning
To help his mom, club, and son, Jax conspires with an unlikely source, while the MC puts Chucky undercover.

I have a feeling next week is a huge turning point in the direction this season is going. What do you think?

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I’ll admit, I may not be a fashion guru. Sure, some of these boots are probably not the safest options to wear while riding, but might look really great at some event with a pair of black jeans, dress or a skirt.

“You’re all very unbalanced individuals.”– Jax

OK, as always, stop reading if you haven’t watched this episode yet.

Stephen King in "Caregiver"

Random thoughts:

• Was Maureen once John Teller’s old lady? Sure sounds that way and that’s pretty juicy news. I wonder why is Father Ashby keeping Abel?
• I think i actually rolled my eyes when Nate “disappeared.” But I loved Tara’s horrified expression seeing the “greedy little Guaddie” tied up in the basement.
• Aww, I felt bad for Piney when all the guys walked out of the barbershop.
• When Jax was following up with the bounty hunter and they’re still talking about Canada, I just wanted to scream “THEY’RE IN IRELAND, DIPSHITS!!!”
• OK, seeing Gemma’s Dad crying with a shotgun up to his chin is heart-breaking.
• I also rolled my eyes when Tara let one of the caregiver’s hands free and she got clonked on the head for her troubles. Dum dum-head Tara!
• Sweet scene with Gemma and Nate. Someone must be cutting some onions around here…ahem!
• I liked that SAMCRO went to Oswald out of respect to let him know that they were planning on skipping out on their bail hearing.
• Whoopsie! That’s why you’re not supposed to play with knives. I love how Tig scolded Gemma & Tara. Tara is just getting deeper and deeper into this world than she probably ever thought she would be. She’s learning some very hard lessons as to what’s entailed being Jax’s old lady.
• Welcome back, Cherry.
• I got chills seeing Bachman ride up on that cherry red H-D! I almost died when he was measuring Amelia’s body parts and asking for 80′s music (I had to giggle when Tig, without missing a beat said, “I’ll make that happen.”).  Also, the silent exchange between Tig & Gemma: priceless.
• Cara Cara porn star movie fetish party. You just knew that Opie was going to go Grape Ape in there.
• “Where’s who?”
• YES! CAMERON’S IN IRELAND! And he’s also dead. Jeez…

Overall, not a whole lot happening in this episode and without a doubt, Stephen King was the highlight. The club is finding themselves sinking into a deeper pile of shit as time goes on and yet they don’t even blink at the thought of jumping bail to find Abel. The baby seems to be a huge factor in the power struggle between the priest and Jimmy O, maybe that’s why the priest is squirreling Abel away elsewhere. I know we’re only three episodes in but I kind of wish the club, Jimmy O and the priest would all just get in a room together and get everything out on the table. I’m sure I’m not alone in feeling frustrated with this plot line.

And it sounded like Maureen was John Teller’s woman for the time he was in Belfast. Wouldn’t it be scandalous if Trinity was “J.T’s” daughter?

Nice to see Jax and Opie getting along as they talked about their ladies. I think part of me was glad to know that Opie is still mourning Donna, despite Lyla’s companionship. Jax quoting his father’s manifesto about old ladies was interesting (you either tell them everything, or you tell them nothing). To me it seems like if you’re an old lady that knows everything, you stand a chance for surviving-unlike Donna, who was never told anything.

I’m kind of curious to see what comes of the Jacob Hale/Unser relationship as the season goes on. As we saw in the barbershop, the good townspeople of Charming are none to happy with the Sons these days. And remember last week when Hale said to Unser it’s one thing to look the other way when the hooligans are helping to keep the peace, and another when they become part of the problem. Hmm…

Fun stuff

Turns out the little store set I photographed on my set tour back in June was Ashby’s, Maureen’s store! When I saw the store on screen, I turned to my husband and gleefully declared, “hey, I touched those potatoes!” Yeah, I’m a dork like that.

Next week’s episode: “Home”

Jax and Clay head for Canada, thinking that Abel’s there. They want Gemma to head north and out of harm’s way as well, but she has unfinished business with her dad (Hal Holbrook). Meanwhile, Happy needs a pharmaceutical favor from Honey (Frances Fisher); and in Belfast, Jimmy O (Titus Welliver) clashes with Father Kellen Ashby (James Cosmo).

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Love Ride "Retro" 2010

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“It’s gonna get worse before it gets better.”– Jax

Jax, season 2 episode 2 "Oiled"

Boy, he wasn’t kidding. The second episode of this third season didn’t have the head-exploding (no pun intended) bang that the premiere had, but more of a slow steady burn. It closed some doors, progressed some plot lines and opened up some new things.

If you haven’t seen the show yet: STOP READING NOW.

Bobby & Chibs season 2 episode 2 "Oiled"

This episode we were taken out of the comfort zone of Charming to the dreary blue of Belfast. We met Father Ashby, a goodly priest who also just happens to be a leader of the local IRA. And although he’s aligned with Jimmy O, they have apparently have different agendas which will most likely play out for the rest of the season.

Jacob Hale, as we already guessed, is the new devil in town falling right into place before his brother’s body is cold. He plans on being Mayor of Charming, offering Chief Unser the ability to pick his successor and bringing to light that Unser’s old deal with SAMCRO has worn thin. “Even if I’m the devil, wouldn’t be the first time you shook my hand, Wayne.”

So, it turns out I was wrong about the drive-by and my initial thought of it being the Mayans was sort of correct. It was orchestrated by a smaller MC getting ready to be engulfed (patched over) by the Mayans.

Pinata party? season 2 episode 2 "Oiled"

And Clay is a clever manipulator for sure. Again in this episode we hear him call Jax “son” and steering him in directions that best suit his purposes. It’s pretty transparent because Bobby notices and doesn’t seem to approve. Clay’s response: “I’m helping him through it.”

Random thoughts

• Tig was great comic relief this episode. His fear of Hummels is rivaled by no other and he looks adorable in a pink silk robe.
• Gemma’s dad’s dementia is going to get really old, really fast.
• Tara’s boss might actually not be so bad after all. She has a point in making Tara rethink that leave of absence.
• We all love Chucky!
• How is everyone keeping the lies about Abel from Gemma straight? And don’t they know she will be PISSED when she finds out?
• I like me some Jimmy O. Maybe I just like Titus Welliver.
• Bobby sure likes some crazy chicks and Precious seems like a doozy!
• I got a little sad seeing Chief Hale’s desk plaque being put into a box.
• Um, is Opie only just now realizing that his little lady is a porn star?
• Hybrids are dangerous!
• Maureen really does appear to be the irish version of Gemma. At least Abel is being lovingly cared for while being displaced from his family. But little Abel will never stand a chance in life, he is always surrounded by treachery. And thus, Cameron’s fate is decided.
• I know a lot of you ladies out there like Tig, but I could’ve done without that butt shot!
• It’s a good day for Pinata party! Wow, can you imagine the mess if they actually hit him?
• We kind of new the housekeeper was going to be trouble, right? But again, Gemma proves how smart and badass she is.
• The church scene was pretty brutal, watching Cameron be the willful lamb going to slaughter, to be made an example of. Father Ashby is not f*cking around.

Fun Stuff

A fun moment for me this episode: when I visited the SOA set in June, it turns out the lovely irish home set I was on was Maureen’s home!

Next week’s episode: “Home”

The club exploits its porn connections to entertain Henry Lin’s clients, which doesn’t sit well with one member. (Hmm, would that member be Opie?) Also, did you catch Stephen King in the clip for next week?

Sound off everyone! Let me hear what you’re thinking!

Read all my extensive Sons of Anarchy coverage here.

Is everyone recuperating after watching last night’s episode? (Don’t worry, if you didn’t get to see it yet I will not spoil anything…yet. You will get fair warning when I get into the nitty gritty).

After what felt like a loooooong hiatus, a lot of build up and hype counting down to the new season, the premiere episode did not disappoint. With a new season you never know what you’re going to get, especially when the dynamic of the show switches up like SOA has.

Ok, now I’m going to get into details of tonight’s premiere. If you haven’t seen it and don’t want to know any details, STOP READING. Here’s a nice photo of Charlie Hunnam. You can gaze into his pretty face for a little bit and then take a hike (or skip all the way to the bottom to watch the pre-show chat video with Katey Sagal and Kurt Sutter).

For the rest of you, be prepared for my stream of consciousness and thoughts throughout the episode.

just lookit that mug!

“Every time I think maybe I’m heading in the right direction, I end up in a place I never even knew could feel this bad.”– Jax

“Dad’s Gonna Kill Me“–Richard Thompson

Random thoughts & tidbits about the episode:

• Charlie Hunnam does a great job conveying a hollow, exhausted Jax full of despair.
• Hey, it’s nice to see Chuckie!
• Ladies, aren’t you glad that Mr. Hunnam doesn’t mind taking his clothes off? But, what’s with the bad hair extensions?
• OK, can the debate finally be ended now: HALF-SACK IS DEAD.
• With the power struggle that was dominant in season 2 between Jax and Clay, that big hug between them made me go “aww…”
• Maggie Siff has taken Tara to another level. I never particularly liked her character, but tonight she may have changed my mind. It’s been interesting watching her struggle and begin to crack after all she’s been through. Oh, and I still want her car!
• This probably amused me more than it should but did you catch “Uncle Rico” from Napoleon Dynamite as the passport forger, Mr. Magoo?
• Jacob Hale is back. You may recall he is running for mayor of Charming (against Oswald, the guy who owns the lumber mill and bailed the guys out of jail last season) and will no doubt add another layer of trouble for SAMCRO.
• Gemma’s anxiety to get out of that hotel room made me antsy.
• Cameron’s boat is named “Dithreabhaigh” which means “The Homeless.”
• I thought the car chase scene was a little lame. The Sons took the time to put their helmets on and still managed to catch up to the car, all while maintaining perfect ride formation. And the barbed wire around Opie’s leg? What was that all about?
• Piney: I love the dynamic between him and Jax and how he acts as the spiritual guide.
• Oh, Agent Stahl: How we hate thee! Ally Walker is once again great as the hateful, narcissistic, dirty agent.
• Much needed comic relief: Gemma realizing she needed her reading glasses to hotwire that car!
• Clay’s dual role as caring father and club leader was an interesting juxtaposition. He is trying to be gentle and supportive toward Jax after this horrible thing has happened, and yet as SAMCRO’s leader he needs to stoke Jax’s anger, to get it to rise up and set an example for the rest of the club. Who knew it would come out so violent and unpredictable?
• 3 new prospects will be around to replace Half Sack: Filthy Phil, Shepherd and Miles
• Seeing all of the SAMCRO members milling around in front of the funeral home did raise a flag for me. They looked like sitting ducks. Especially when the time was taken to show each character and where they ended up outside when exiting the building. A slow, approaching van is NEVER a good sign!
• Just like the end of the premiere episode for Season 2 (the gang rape), this episode ended with such intensity that I nearly fell off the edge of my seat. A calculated drive-by shooting on SAMCRO at Half-Sack’s wake. My first thought was “Oh, it’s the Mayans” but I quickly dismissed that. Then I went through the next in line: White Power or the Irish? But…I remembered  Jacob Hale, mayoral candidate and hater of SAMCRO. Conveniently he is there in the crowd at the wake, but just out of harm’s way. I’m going to put my money down that he’s behind it. Sadly, his brother ended up a casualty.
• And if anyone is wondering: HALE IS DEAD. The rear tire of the van ran over his head, that’s what that  smashing pumpkin sound was. His brains were on the pavement. Please don’t ask if he’s really dead. HE’S REALLY DEAD. (And Hale packing up his office and moving into the big “Chief” office should’ve been a tip-off. I’m mad at myself for not picking up on that, but I’m glad that I didn’t because that was the big “Holy Shit” moment that I needed and wanted.)
• Um, hey Charming police. Sure, your almost-new Chief just got his brains smeared all over the road, but you might want to stop that desperate and enraged biker from turning your one lead to that unprovoked shooting into bloody red paste on the pavement. Just sayin’…

So, what did you all think? I got some instant Twitter reaction, but now that you’ve slept on it, what are your thoughts?

If you didn’t see the pre-show chat with Kurt Sutter and Katey Sagal, here ya go! (It takes a bit of time up front to get going.)

Next week’s episode: “Oiled”
Jax and the club help a bounty hunter track someone down to get information on Abel’s whereabouts. At Half-Sack’s wake, the club press a source for answers the SAMCRO way. Also Gemma deals with her father’s dementia.

Sons of Anarchy, Season 3 Episode 2 "Oiled"

Read all my extensive Sons of Anarchy coverage here.

Tonight’s episode summary:
Episode title: SO
The kidnapping of Abel has left the Sons reeling, especially Jax, whose grief sends him into even deeper turmoil about his future with the MC. Gemma, having been framed for murder, stays on the lam and finds out some unexpected news from her past.

Catch an exclusive scene from tonight’s premiere!

But on this day, something went wrong. It was really hot. And speculation is that he was dehydrated and got dizzy while performing his encore. The bike began to wobble while he was standing on it and he lost his balance. He fell off the bike before it crashed, but he hit his head when he fell. He wasn’t wearing a helmet because, well, it’s a showstopper stunt much like a tightrope walker walking without a net.

Indian Larry photo by Tom Zimberoff (Art of the Chopper)

Larry died later that day of head injuries from that accident at the age of 55. Many won’t forget him and his legacy lives on.

but who was Indian Larry?

Indian Larry, a native New Yorker, was a stuntman and a motorcycle builder. In his youth he was heavily inspired by Von Dutch and went out to California to apprentice under hot rod legend, Big Daddy Roth. Surviving a troubled and tumultuous youth, he focused on motorcycle building and founded Gasoline Alley, where he became known for building attention-getting, old school choppers. He is credited for re-popularizing the 60′s style chopper: stripped-down, tall handlebars, foot clutched, jockey shifted, no front brake (or fender), small gas tank, open-piped, kick-start only, stock rake with a single twisted down tube.

Indian Larry's Tiki Bike

He was heavily featured in the resurgence of the popularity bikers were getting on television, showing up in “Motorcycle Mania 2″ with Jesse James and competing in Discovery Channel’s series “Biker Build-Off.” In 2000, he married The Coney Island Mermaid, a.k.a. Bambi. They often performed together: he with motorcycle stunts and the bed of nails, she with snake charming and stripping down to her pasties (among other things, of which you can read at this old article about them on Salon.com).

After his untimely death, Gasoline Alley became known as Indian Larry Legacy, with Paul Cox driving the continued effort to preserve Larry’s memory and style. Cox and team continue to produce cutting-edge custom bikes in honor of Indian Larry as well as a signature clothing line and motorcycle parts.

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Seems like tension is mounting with the impending season 3 premiere. Last week Charlie Hunnam and Kurt Sutter had a small, public pushing match over creative strategy. Hunnam off-handedly voiced his opinion to the Chicago Tribune, “Keeping actors in the dark is not always the right move, because without knowing the direction that something’s going, one can make slight mistakes.”

Mr. Sutter answered to that via Twitter, explaining he doesn’t always give his cast a heads up about story details, but he does share major plot lines.

“i regret some of my cast feel that the writers are conspiring to ‘keep actors in the dark.’ that’s not the case. we are doing the best we can,” Sutter tweeted. “i love my cast and try to challenge their talent with quality writing and deep, 3-dimensional stories. that effort requires focus and time. perhaps if they were doing a network procedural they’d have a showrunner who could tell them everything and assuage their apprehension. i’m not that guy. SOA is not that show.”

Anyway, they’ve since kissed and made up, blaming everything on the media for putting a negative spin on Charlie’s comment.

Mark Boone Junior arrested for assaulting a cop

TMZ reports that Mark Boone Junior (real name: Mark Hiedrich) was arrested Tuesday afternoon in Glendale, Calif., for allegedly assaulting a traffic cop who pulled him over.

Authorities say it was a routine traffic stop until Boone got nasty. Backup was called and he was ultimately arrested on suspicion of assaulting an officer and resisting arrest.

Drugs or alcohol were not a factor in the incident, according to Glendale Police Department.

Sons of Anarchy: Season 2 DVD available next Tuesday, August 31st!

To hype up the release of season 2 being released on Blueray and DVD, there’s a fun little microsite that you can go and customize Jax’s ride. If you’re looking to kill a few fun minutes, head on over to soacustomchopper.com.

SOA season 2 on Blueray & DVD 8/31!

You can still pre-order season two on Amazon.com now for a low, low price and get season one while you’re there.

New season 3 promo!

Another trailer to get you psyched up for the new season.

A peek at the press kit screener that FX sent out to those lucky TV critics

from laist: FX’s “Sons of Anarchy” season 3 doesn’t premiere until Tuesday, September 7 at 10pm but we had to share with you what FX sent us. Check out the video clip showing the SOA guide and DVD of the first four episodes. We’ve seen the premiere and it’s very good – we can’t wait to dig into the DVD!

Spoilers!

(stop reading if you don’t want to know details of the season premiere)

Film School Rejects watched the screener for the season premier. Here’s what they have to say:

We join Jax and the rest of the Charming charter a few days after Abel’s kidnapping. And as you would imagine, Jax is distraught, and emotionally lost. By the end of the episode he’s going to be forced to make a choice. Show the rest of the SOA that he can lead them and will do anything to get his son back, or step out of the way.

Everyone in law enforcement will make an attempt to find Abel and Gemma this season. But the real fight for survival is between Clay and Stahl. Clay lays it all out on the table for Stahl, and she will be left with only one option for sake of herself, and everyone around her.

We also learn the current fate of Gemma. She’s still on the lamb with Tig at her side. But Gemma, for the good of the club will stop at nothing to break away from her SOA escorts. All leading up to a moment that will change the show forever. Before the episode is over, you will learn the roots of Gemma Teller Morrow.

This season will also put Deputy Hale in the hot seat as Chief of Police. And let me tell you, this is the move we have all been waiting for. This is the one thing that can bring SAMCRO down, for good. And by the end of the premiere, his decisions will reach a tipping point for everyone.

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The dust is just beginning to settle after Sturgis Rally Week 2010 brought tens of thousands of motorcycles and motorcycle enthusiasts to the distinguished grounds of the Legendary Buffalo Chip. Once again proving itself as the best party anywhere, Sturgis’ premier entertainment venue and travel destination celebrated Sturgis Rally Week’s 70th Anniversary in true biker fashion. Providing record-breaking crowds of visitors with an array of entertainment, art, vendors, food, amenities and countless memories, the Legendary Buffalo Chip is already counting Sturgis Rally Week 2010 as one of its most successful rally gatherings ever.

Sturgis crowd

Rally Week 2010 at the Legendary Buffalo Chip included a vast and impressive selection of celebrated musical guests resulting in the biggest and most authentic summer music festival of its kind. Performances that graced the Chip’s four entertainment stages included; Ozzy Osbourne, Bob Dylan, Kid Rock, Motley Crue, the Scorpions, ZZ Top, The Doobie Brothers, Dave Mason, Lee Rocker, Tesla, Drowning Pool, Creedence Clearwater Revisited, The Guess Who, Trailer Choir, Buckcherry, Orianthi, Stone Sour, Jason Aldean, Williams & Ree and Disturbed.

In addition to its unparalleled musical lineup, the Legendary Buffalo Chip was proud to host Michael Lichter’s 10th Annual Motorcycles as Art exhibit. From August 7 through August 13 throngs of bike enthusiasts filled the Lichter Exhibition Hall on the grounds of the Legendary Buffalo Chip and were captivated by the machines and photographs on display by custom motorcycle photographer and curator, Michael Lichter. Focusing on the explosion of interest and passion for custom motorcycles seen over the past thirty years, this year’s retrospective was entitled “Eternal Combustion- 30 in the Wind”. Described as one of the finest industry collections ever assembled, this year’s exhibit consisted of thirty bikes built by 15 pairs of renowned builders tied together by family, respect, friendship or apprenticeship. By melding art and motorcycles together in a way that bikers can genuinely appreciate, year after year Lichter has truly been able to capture the essence of the motorcycle lifestyle.

The Legendary Buffalo Chip’s 2010 Sturgis Rally festivities also included the third annual Legends Ride. Signaling the official start to Sturgis Rally 2010, more than 300 bikers from around the world converged to take part in the renowned ride for charity. The star-studded and scenic 50-mile expedition from historic Deadwood through the Black Hills to the grounds of the Legendary Buffalo Chip raised a jaw-dropping $53,000 to benefit the Sky Ranch for Boys and the Sturgis Motorcycle Hall of Fame and Museum.

The epic grounds of the Legendary Buffalo Chip have witnessed an impressive assortment of recording artists and celebrities during Rally Weeks past.but nobody quite like this. The quirkiest addition to the Chip’s 2010 Rally lineup was eccentric funnyman and American icon, Pee-wee Herman. As part of “Pee-wee’s Big Sturgis Adventure”, on August 8 & 9, Herman participated in a number of entertaining events which helped kick off the Chip’s Rally Week festivities in style. “Pee-wee’s Big Sturgis Adventure” included an “extreme makeover” of Pee-wee’s iconic 1947 red Schwinn bicycle. A mix of nationally renowned and local South Dakota motorcycle and bicycle builders took part in transforming donated TRANSIT 3-Speed Electric Schwinn bicycles into high-tech, tricked out, ultra cool rides uniquely suited for Pee-wee Herman. Steve “Brewdude” Garn of BREW Bikes, built the winning bike. An “Easy Rider” themed bike dubbed the “Pee-wee Rider” complete with an American flag paint job was the bike that Pee-wee chose and inaugurated as Captain of the third annual Legends Ride.

Tequila!

Pee-wee also orchestrated the “World’s Largest Tequila Dance” and although not officially submitted to the Guinness Book of World Record, it sure was fun. He acted as the 2010 Miss Buffalo Chip Beauty Contest Celebrity Judge. In addition, “Pee-wee’s Big Sturgis Adventure” was nationally highlighted on an episode of “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”.

Victory Motorcycles was also proud to return as an official sponsor of the Legendary Buffalo Chip for the 70th Annual Sturgis Rally. On Thursday, August 12 the annual Victory Riders Association (VRA) Ride and Sturgis Party were held on the grounds of the Legendary Buffalo Chip, with over 200 Victory riders participating. Beginning at the Deadwood Gulch Resort, the annual scenic ride concluded at the Chip with a party of raucous proportions exclusively for Victory riders.

Also part of the Legendary Buffalo Chip’s event schedule was the 2nd Annual PinkNProud Ride4Women. On Friday, August 13, riders, cancer survivors and celebrities turned the hills pink during a 50-mile escorted ride through the Black Hills. Celebrating motorcycling and the spirit of women riders in order to help eliminate cancer, all rider contributions were given to the Rapid City Regional Health Foundation and Keep-A-Breast Foundation. A Chip-sized finale awaited PinkNProud riders at the Buffalo Chip Event Center following the ride including a pink parade through the campground, a delicious dessert bar, champagne toasts and a great night of concerts including Disturbed and The Scorpions.

Rally-goers also took advantage of a significant selection of Hot Leathers’ specialty-printed Sturgis Rally and officially licensed Buffalo Chip merchandise including t-shirts, hats and other miscellaneous products for men, women and children. Merchandise flew off the shelves at a number of Hot Leathers locations in and around Sturgis during Rally Week this year including a permanent location on Main Street Sturgis as well as a number of strategically located spots at the Legendary Buffalo Chip. In addition to the officially licensed Buffalo Chip merchandise, the industry leader in motorcycle apparel and accessories, also partnered with Pee-wee Herman and created a unique and stylish line of merchandise to commemorate Pee-wee’s Big Sturgis Adventure at the Buffalo Chip. Known for offering the best selection of motorcycle merchandise in stores, online and on the road, Hot Leathers was proud to showcase its quality products at Sturgis Rally Week this year.

Sturgis Rally Week 2010 at the Legendary Buffalo Chip was a truly legendary experience. Bikers from across the country converged on the Chip to enjoy the best facilities, food, vendors, music and entertainment that Sturgis has to offer as well as to celebrate Sturgis Rally Week’s 70th Anniversary. The Legendary Buffalo Chip has been offering guests the true Sturgis experience for 29 years. Next year the Chip will be celebrating their 30th Anniversary and its going to be rowdy, high-caliber good time. You’re not going to want to miss it. The Chip is Sturgis and there really is no reason to go anywhere else. Visit buffalochip.com now and make your reservations for Sturgis Rally Week 2011 at the best party anywhere!

Pee Wee writes:
“Yep, I went to South Dakota. (Road trip! Great idea for a movie, by the way…) Get ready for some more name dropping. At the Buffalo Chip were: ZZ Top, Buckcherry, The Guess Who, Bob Dylan and television’s ‘Renegade’ — Lorenzo Lamas. I got a new chopper, burned rubber with about 500,000 fellow bikers and ate the legendary donut burger — the most delicious thing on the planet, and I hear it’s totally good for you too. I met a cowboy named Cork and had beautiful women crawling all over me– I have that effect on beautiful women. BBW — any, and all women. I weighed-in remotely to the Tonight Show (doesn’t everybody these days?!) and I got a tattoo. Didn’t hurt at all. I brought some friends from Funny or Die to record my personal video diary or VLOG, if you will. I love internet lingo!!

Enjoy my journey, okay? I’m changed since I came back from South Dakota. I understand stuff I didn’t understand before.”

Looks like Pee Wee at Sturgis was a heap-load of fun. I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did.

With help from celebrities such as Pee Wee Herman (actor Paul Reubens), Survivor star Rupert Boneham, former Guns and Roses guitarist Gilby Clark, MTV’s Riki Rachman, actor/bike builder Lorenzo Lamas, and an array of celebrated bike builders and motorcycle enthusiasts participating in the 2010 Legends Ride donated $52,650 to Sky Ranch for Boys and the Sturgis Motorcycle Hall of Fame and Museum.

Hosted by the Legendary Buffalo Chip Campground and sponsored by the Deadwood Chamber of Commerce, the third annual Legends Ride drew hundreds of riders, media and celebrities on Monday, Aug 9, the first day of the 70th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.  The bikers each contributed $150 to participate. The group assembled on the street in front of Deadwoods Historic Franklin Hotel, then took the 50-mile, escorted ride through the Black Hills past Nemo and Sturgis. The ride ended at the Legendary Buffalo Chip Campground east of Sturgis. At the Chip, they were treated to a private reception and Monday night’s concert lineup that included Trailer Choir, Buckcherry and ZZ Top.

Sky Ranch for Boys, one of this year’s Legends Ride recipients, is a group care center and school that has been helping troubled boys since 1960. The boys receive counseling and drug-and-alcohol treatment. They also learn to ride horses, develop a work ethic and, for some boys, pilot an airplane. The 3,000-acre ranch is located on the far western edge of Harding County, S.D.  The other recipient, the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum and Hall of Fame, has been a Legends Ride beneficiary since the first ride in 2008. Located on Sturgis Main Street, the museum celebrates the history of motorcycling and the heritage of the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. More than 70 vintage motorcycles are on display, including a 1910 Flying Merkel, a 1912 Indian Twin and a 1952 Vincent Black Shadow.

To date, the annual Legends Rice has raised more than $150,000 for charity. Rod Woodruff, president of the Buffalo Chip, said the generosity of motorcyclists is not a surprise to him. Bikers are some of the most giving people anywhere, he said. Woodruff noted that during a traffic jam en route to Deadwood Monday afternoon, bikers struck up conversations rather than beeped their horns.

George Milos, director of the Deadwood Chamber of Commerce, said the Deadwood business community is proud to host the start of the annual ride. It’s a good cause and a fun event, Milos said. He said the Silverado-Franklin Hotel and Gaming Complex and Deadwood Tobacco Company, both Deadwood businesses, have been generous with their sponsorship and help in staging the event.

“The Legends Ride would not be possible without the generous support of our sponsors, said Buffalo Chip Sponsorship Director Lon Nordbye. We would like to thank Anheuser Busch, Black Hills Harley, First Interstate Bank, Hot Leathers, Interstate Batteries, K & G Cycles, Knology, Lehman Trikes, Pepsi, Progressive, the Renewable Fuels Association and Victory Motorcycles.”

The Behelian teaser was filmed on Cape Cod, MA. There were forty plus background actors with Harley Davidson’s. It also introduces the main characters in the film, Damballa, Kroni, Hathor, Elyon and Matt The Weasel.

Behelian is scheduled for a 2011 release. Keep up to date on the latest news on the official Behelian Facebook page.

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Updated Season 3 episode list:

Episode 1: SO
(According to SAMCRO_BLOGGER: Charlie gets naked in the first 10 minutes of 301. Very important information for some people to know!)
Episode 2: Oiled
Episode 3: Caregiver
Episode 4: Home
Episode 5: Turning and Turning
Episode 6: The Push
Episode 7: Widening Gyre
Episode 8: Lochan Mor
Episode 9: Turas
Episode 10: Fininne
Episode 11: TBD
Episode 12: TBD
Episode 13: TBD

Spoiler-ishy stuff

EOnline teases that the Abel babynapping storyline will drive a majority of the season and IRA leader Jimmy O (Titus Welliver) will be this season’s “Big Bad.”

Maggie Siff, who plays Tara, tells EW that when the new season kicks off September 7, we’ll pick up the action almost immediately where “Na Trioblidi” left off. “The first episode is just a couple days after the last episode, so it’s really the aftermath of the [kidnapping],” she says. “So there’s still a lot of shock involved.”

Season 3 cast photos (from Daemon’s TV All photos CR: Frank Ockenfels / FX):

Tidbits of info from Comic-Con:

Kurt said the new season picks up a few days after Half-Sack was killed, Abel was abducted and Gemma went on the lam, and he and Charlie talked about how poorly (but unsurprisingly) Jax is handling his son’s kidnapping. Charlie said that Jax and Clay will have to put their animosities aside, because the Abel thing is bigger than the feud they had about the direction of the club.

Four episodes will take place in Belfast, though none of the actors actually went there to film.

There will be 3 new prospects introduced midway through the season to replace Half-Sack

Gemma would become even more bad-ass this year, gets “very familiar with a gun” and goes to an even angrier place. (source: HitFix)

Kurt’s explaining role of homeless woman: “She is who she is, and says what she says.” Take from that what you will. [SAMRO_BLOGGER]

SUTTERINk update

From the SutterInk blog:
All 13 episodes are broken.
A writer’s draft of 313 is being written.
[KS] is currently working on a draft of 312.
Adam Arkin is prepping 311.
Gwyneth H-Payton is directing/shooting 310.
Stephen Kay is working on his director’s cut of 309.
I’m working on my producer’s cut of 308.  This will be a 90 minute episode.
Craig Yahata, my post producer, is working on the pre-mix for 307.
306 is mixed and in layback.
305 is getting final post touches and is ready for final mix and layback.
304 is done and out to critics.
303 is mixed and waiting for a re-shoot to drop in.  A temp version is out to critics.
302 is done and out to critics.
301 is done and out to critics.  The name of the premier episode is “SO”.
The SOA iPhone app should hit the week that episode 308 airs.  It’ll make sense why.

SutterInk’s Twitter updates:

A recent tweet sheds a little more light on that iPhone app: soa iphone app will be more content than flash. provides backstory that fans would not get anywhere else. no droid/ BB app yet, maybe later.

About the emmy snub: after hearing my boss and stars at TCA, i’m no longer worried that my opinion about the emmys will hurt the show. it’s a collective blow me.

Kurt Sutter is trying to reach 12,000 followers and he’s only got about 500 more followers to go to achieve that goal. If you’re not following him yet you may want to consider it.

random news:

In a recent interview, Kurt Sutter refused to give his birthdate to the interviewer. When asked why, he commented on why he feels his age has a negative connotation for what he does.

“I wish it didn’t matter, but unfortunately it does…at a certain point when you have a big enough body of work, [age] doesn’t really matter. I’m sure David Milch and David Mamet don’t give a f*ck if people know how old they are. But I’m not there yet.”

FunnyOrDie.com says this photo depicts the reaction on Ron Perlman’s face when a fan asked him if the second season of his rough-and-tumble motorcycle drama “Sons of Anarchy” was influenced by “The Empire Strikes Back.” Whether that’s true or not, it’s still pretty funny. Heh…

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Behelian, a new biker horror movie written and directed by local guy Woody Bavota, is currently being filmed down in Cape Cod Massachusetts. Behelian is the story of The Accuser, overlord to The Kingdom of Abhorren and his army called The Impenitent. For millenniums, the Accuser has followed his destiny of destroying the Earth and his Heavenly brother Elyon.

Behelian: mankind's fight for survival

Woody wrote this film with world turmoil in mind, wars, political unrest and human persecution. The bikers, demons and the heavenly are just metaphors used to view today’s world and the terror in what our future may hold.

Kristi Lynn, a Boston-based stuntwoman and actress, was cast as lead biker Damballa, which was originally a male role. Principal photography began only last week. When the movie crew converged on the small town of Sandwich, locals thought a real biker gang was in town and the police received a plethora of worried phone calls.

Kristi Lynn plays Damballa

The cast of Behelian

The film also stars Shawn Doherty as Matt the Weasel, Kachina Dechert as Hathor and Peter Ziobro as Elyon and is scheduled for a 2011 release. Be sure to join their Facebook fan page!

I’ll be sure to keep you up to date on this gem!

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Word is spreading that the Legends Ride is the ride to be on during the Sturgis Rally. The August 9 Legends Ride, one of the largest charity-celebrity events in motorcycling, is on track to be at full capacity once again in 2010. This is the third year for the Ride, and it sold out the first two years.

The Legends Ride begins in Deadwood and takes riders on a scenic path to Sturgis and the Legendary Buffalo Chip through the Black Hills of South Dakota. Celebrities and the nation’s top bike builders will join the riders. The Legends Ride raised nearly $100,000 for its charities in its first two years. Contributions from the 2010 Ride will benefit The Sky Ranch For Boys and the Sturgis Motorcycle Museum.

“The Legends Ride continues to gain momentum as the premier ride during the Rally, and it’s great to see such charity and support from riders,” said George Milos, executive director of the Deadwood Chamber of Commerce, a partner in the Legends Ride. “2010 looks to be bigger and better, and we look forward to donating even more to charity and having a lot of fun while we’re at it.”

An all-star roster of celebrities are scheduled to participate including Pee Wee Herman (Paul Reubens), America’s Most Beloved Survivor, Rupert, and Lorenzo Lamas, plus masterbuilders Roger Bourget, Brian and Laura Klock, Michael Prugh, Mike “Kiwi” Tomas and many more. Rod Woodruff, the Buffalo Chip’s owner, said “We’re all thrilled with the generosity shown by Legends Riders and look forward to making it
all look good to a national television audience.”

Betsy & Genevieve at 2009's Legends Ride

Legends Ride riders donate $150 to participate in the ride, 100 percent of which goes to the two charities. That tax-deductible contribution entitles the Riders to participate in the pre- and post-ride events in Deadwood and at the Buffalo Chip. Other benifits of paticipating include: free parking, complimentary food and drink at the post-Ride reception, meet-and-greet opportunities with master builders and celebrities, a special souvenir gift pack and attendance to concert performances by Trailer Choir, Buckcherry and ZZ Top.

The pre-Ride schedule in Deadwood runs from 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. at the Silverado-Franklin Historic Hotel and Gaming Complex on Deadwood’s Main Street. Other Deadwood Legends Ride event locations include the Deadwood Tobacco Co., where riders can enjoy a stogie with tobacconists and avid motorcyclists John and Vaughn Boyd. The Silverado-Franklin will also showcase the works of top motorcycle and Black Hill’s artists. The riders depart Deadwood at 3 p.m. as the convoy heads through the Black Hills and Vanocker Canyon before reaching the Buffalo Chip for the pre-concert reception and auction, which begins at 5 p.m.

The 2010 Legends Riders will also have a chance to bid and ride away from the reception on the 2K10 bike built by Michael Prugh and students at Western Dakota Tech in Rapid City. This is truly a custom bike, designed by Michael Prugh with parts actually manufactured just for this one-of-a-kind Screaming Eagle-powered bike built specifically to support the Legends Ride. Prugh, of Prugh Design, has been a feature builder of the Discovery Channel’s Biker Build-Off series, and has been featured in numerous industry publications.

“This bike is an absolute work of both form and function,” says Lon Nordbye, Buffalo Chip Sponsorship Director. At the conclusion of the live auction, it can be assured that its owner will be riding off with one of the best custom motorcycles built in 2010.”

The Legends Ride is sponsored by the Deadwood Chamber of Commerce, Deadwood Tobacco Company, Silverado-Franklin Historic Hotel and Gaming Complex, Anheuser-Busch, Inc., Black Hills Harley-Davidson, First Interstate Bank, Hot Leathers, Interstate Battery Systems of America, Inc., Knology, K & G Cycles, Pepsi Cola Bottling Co., Progressive Insurance, the Renewable Fuels Association and Victory Motorcycles. For more information or to purchase tickets, visit legendsride.com

Multi-platinum, Grammy-nominated hard rock band Disturbed will be headlining the 70th Annual Sturgis Rally on August 13, 2010. The Sturgis Rally takes place August 6-14th in Sturgis, SD at the Legendary Buffalo Chip. This year’s rally will host hundreds of thousands of visitors.

The Sturgis Rally kicks off the Disturbed’s summer and fall of touring in support of their new album Asylum, set for release on Reprise Records August 31, 2010. Attendees will be able to hear new material off Asylum, including first single “Another Way to Die” which is already a #1 hit at Active Rock Radio.

Disturbed's new album, Asylum, available for pre-order with Sturgis on August 6th.

Disturbed will be kicking off an exclusive Asylum pre-order with Sturgis on August 6th. Fans who purchase the album on-site at the rally will receive a limited edition Disturbed-Sturgis-Buffalo Chip lithograph with a unique code to download Asylum on street date. Asylum can also be pre-ordered at buffalochip.com.

As a special gift to fans, Disturbed will be including documentary Decade of Disturbed with every copy of Asylum. The 60-minute film candidly captures the band’s ten-year history with extensive behind the scenes and never before seen
footage.

After Sturgis, the band will hit the road to headline the first annual Rockstar Energy Drink UPROAR Festival that kicks off August 17th. Also on the bill are Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Halestorm, and Hell Yeah. Tickets for UPROAR are on sale now. Please visit rockstaruproar.com for details.

Disturbed is vocalist David Draiman, guitarist Dan Donegan, drummer Mike Wengren, and bassist John Moyer. For more on the band please visit disturbed1.com.

The 2010 Sturgis Rally marks the 29th year of the “Best Party Anywhere” at the Legendary Buffalo Chip. For fans, sponsors and media alike, “The Chip” delivers a high-octane mix of unique entertainment, headlining events and one of the best 9-day concert lineups in the nation. As the largest music festival of its kind, few outdoor events can match The Chip’s depth and breadth of activity, which has become one of the most highly-televised and publicized celebrations in motorcycling. One quality that distinguishes this leather-clad music festival is its base of loyal and
passionate consumers. This diverse audience has made the well-established, dearly-beloved Buffalo Chip the number one entertainment venue and travel destination in motorcycling for more than 25 years and counting.

Broken Spoke Campground-Sturgis 2010

How can you beat that? The earlier you get to the County Line, the better chance we have to look it over — so come out and be seen! Plus, you can sign up for the S&S Smokeout on Thursday – a thrilling event where one participant out of 500 will win a brand new S&S engine. Just for being in the Smokeout!

There is no cost for showing your bike, since that would be a drag. All you have to do is show up on Thursday, August 12th and be ready to show ‘em if ya’ got ‘em! The Broken Spoke Campground is located on Highway 79 North, just past Bear Butte State Park in Sturgis, South Dakota. It is the best place to stay for the Sturgis Rally and spots for RV’s and tent camping on 600 beautiful acres can be reserved now on-line at BrokenSpokeCampground.com.

The Broken Spoke Campground is wall-to-wall entertainment for the entirety of the 70th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. The 2010 festivities include multiple camping options (tents, RV’s and cabins), the IMBBA Bike Show and Hall of Fame Awards, Easyriders Rodeo, the Michael Lichter & Sugar Bear Ride, the Cycle Source Ride and Chopper Show, the Vietnam Veterans Wall, the Baker Drivetrain Smoke-Down Showdown, the S&S Smokeout, the World’s Biggest Biker Pool with Hot Tubs & Tiki Bar, Legends Art Gallery, Good ‘ol Days Raceway, Hill Climb, America’s Original Extreme Motorcycle Thrill Shows, the Limpnickie Lot – where attendees can interact with the next generation of bike builders, the Lucky Daredevil Thrillshow, Hot Contests with Cash Prizes, Free Spoke to Spoke Shuttle, Live Music Day and Night, and an on-site General Store including all the items campers need!

Top national concerts are free for campers and only $10.00 after 6:00 p.m. for non-campers and will feature Blackfoot* (August 7), .38 Special (August 8), Dokken and Great White (August 9), Black Oak Arkansas and Eddie Money (August 10), Confederate Railroad, comedian Gallagher and Warrant, (August 11), The Kentucky Headhunters and Black Stone Cherry (August 12).

The Legends Art Gallery is an exhibit of fine art that will feature a plethora of works including David Uhl’s fine art prints, the photography of Josh Kurpius, pin-striping by Russ Mowry and illustrations by Jody Wyse. The collection of bikes will include the Indian Larry “Rat Fink Chopper,” Dave and Jill Iversen’s 1915 Harley Davidson Boardtrack Racer, The Naked Knuckle, 1941 Indian Military Scout 741 and Jay Allen’s, Bonneville record holding fastest 1946 Indian Chief.

"Stella" by Dave Uhl

The Legends Gallery, located on the second floor inside the main Saloon is free and open to the public. The Broken Spoke will celebrate the opening of this extraordinary exhibit on Saturday, August 7th at 8 p.m. at The Broken Spoke Campground.

David Uhl will be presenting his Sturgis Commemorative Collection, including “70 & Counting” – his newest piece commemorating the 70th anniversary of the “rally”. The exhibit will be also feature “Stella” and “Evelyn”, which are the two last pieces in the Women of Harley-Davidson Collection. Uhl’s artwork is displayed throughout the world, and sought by serious art collectors and celebrities alike. Charles Osgood, of CBS Sunday Morning with Charles Osgood, referred to Uhl as “The Norman Rockwell of Harley-Davidson artists”.

photo by Josh Kurpius

Josh Kurpius, known for his photography, work has graced the pages of Forbes, HOG, Street Chopper, Road course, Kustom Garage, IronHorse, DiCE, American Iron, Rod N’ Custom, 6 Over, Iron Works and Car Kulture Deluxe among many others. His most recent work captures the “Lifestyle” of motorcycling. He is known for shooting while piloting his bike standing and hands free. This unique perspective allows the viewer to feel as if they are on the road with his subjects.

Master Pinstriper Russ Mowry is one of the world’s most prolific motorcycle rally stripers. A veteran striper Russ executes the most intricate symmetrical designs with unparalleled speed. Mowry is known for his elegant lines and incredible hand lettering. Mowry travels from rally to rally; his work has transformed so many motorcycles he has literally changed the biker world. Russ will be painting live in the Gallery.

For more info visit brokenspoke.com

Broken Spoke Campground is the place to stay at the 70th Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.

The same rubber chunking, heart pounding, hair raising event that first graced the County Line during the 2009 Sturgis Rally is kicking off round two in 2010. To top even last year’s amazing event, the Broken Spoke and S&S Cycles will raffle off an S&S motor!

On Thursday, August 12th at 7:30pm, 500 lucky individuals will line up their motorcycles to become part of history and create a one-off burnout that could probably be seen from the far reaches of space. Of course, safety is the number one priority and The Broken Spoke will bring in concrete jersey barriers for contestants to pull up to.

Each and every rider will receive a number and a corresponding certificate for their participation in this one of a kind experience. They will also receive a raffle ticket for their chance to take home that shiny new S&S motor. This is the only way to get your shot at the motorcycle history books and a killer prize from America’s premier horsepower provider, so don’t miss out! Check out the website for full details about the S&S Smokeout.