OK, well I’m exhausted from the move to the new house so I felt I needed some stupid humor to cheer me up. This definitely fits the bill for being overly silly!

I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

Pulled this from a forum I frequent, I thought it was cute!

• A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
• Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
• Motorcycles last longer.
• Motorcycles don’t get you pregnant.
• A motorcycle doesn’t care what time of month it is.
• Motorcycles don’t have parents.
• Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
• You don’t have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
• Your motorcycle won’t judge your friends.
• If your motorcycle is loud, you can buy a muffler.
• You won’t have to put your motorcycle through grad school.
• If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
• Motorcycles don’t care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
• When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
• One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
• Your motorcycle won’t ogle other motorcycles.
• Your motorcycle won’t care if you have a poster of your fantasy
  motorcycle.
• If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
• Motorcycles don’t care about breast size.
• If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.
• If your motorcycle is misaligned, you don’t have to discuss politics to correct it.
• You don’t have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
• You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
• You don’t have to go to Tiffany’s to register your motorcycle.
• Your motorcycle won’t beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
• You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won’t get limp.
• Your parents won’t keep in touch with your old motorcycle after you dump it.
• Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
• Motorcycles don’t insult you if you are a novice.
• Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
• Motorcycles don’t make you late.
• You don’t have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
• Your motorcycle won’t complain when you use protection.
• If your motorcycle doesn’t look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
• You can’t get a disease from a motorcycle.
• Your motorcycle won’t care if you fake it.
• Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
• Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
• Your motorcycle doesn’t have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
• Your motorcycle won’t lie to you.
• Your motorcycle doesn’t care how heavy you are.
• In the morning, your motorcycle won’t poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
• You can turn the petcock off.
• Your motorcycle won’t shrink when it’s cold.
• If your motorcycle can’t fire up, you can just replace the battery.
• You don’t have to cook for your motorcycle.
• Your motorcycle can’t ride around behind your back.
• If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
• Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
• You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
• Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
• Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
• Motorcycles don’t need pick-up lines.
• You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
• Your motorcycle won’t go for rides by itself.
• If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
• Motorcycles don’t snore.

So, it may surprise some to learn that Pee Wee’s Big Adventure is one of my all-time favorite movies! Some people might say that their favorite scene is when Pee Wee is doing the Big Shoe Dance to “Tequila” in the bar. That one is good, but one of my favorite scenes is this one, after he has won the bikers over. (Check out how he flies off of the bike after he crashes, it’s classic!)

Questions and comments from people seem to come with the territory when you’re a woman motorcyclist. Here are some of the most common (and some ridiculous) ones I’ve experienced:

• You have your own bike?
• Your rode your own? (I heard this one a lot when I did the 900+ miles from Boston to Myrtle Beach)
• Your man lets you ride? (could it be more insulting?)
• Isn’t that bike too big for you? Don’t you want something smaller?
• Can I ride bitch? (usually from some wise-ass guy)
• Are you a lesbian/dyke/femi-nazi? (um, no-and that’s not nice)
• You’re too good at parking that thing. If I didn’t just see you do it, I’d never have believed you parked it yourself. Now at first I found that comment a bit insulting, until…I witnessed many women at a bike rally having their husbands or boyfriends park their bikes FOR them in a tight spot! Puleeze, girls!
• Will you show me your tits? um, you…absolutely not.
• Good for you! -or- Go Girl!
• Damn, you’re HOTT! -or- That is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. (these are favorites, of course! ha ha!)
  

Ladies, want to share some you have heard?

This video is fabulously horrible as a lot of 80’s videos were (and I mean that in the best way possible). Check out how much hair Rob Halford had! This is classic.

“I’m your turbo lover, better run for cover!”

This is a sketch from one of my favorite shows, Whitest Kids You Know (on Fuse TV).
Is it funny? yes.
Is it weird? yes.
Is it motorcycle related? sorta.

“Hell on wheels, heaven on earth that’s us. Isn’t that right Mama? That’s right daddy…“

Here’s a quickie (no pun intended) video of various reactions to the VibeRider. Enjoy watching! (although probably not as much as these ladies enjoyed their demo!)

This just doesn’t look safe! Is it me, or does this dog look really unhappy?

A couple of weeks ago I wrote a post about Helmet Hair, artificial hair that women can put on their helmets to be stylish.

Well, I just found Silly Helmet Covers, which are latex rubber covers that fit over half helmets. I suppose these things are fun if you’re walking (or riding) around at a rally or just a plain old goofball…

Do I make you horny, baby?

All you would need is some shin guards and a battle ax and you could ride down the streets looking like you’re friends with GWAR. (GWAR rules! I met them 10 years ago-Oderus wanted to kill my family and make me his slave…)

Full-face helmet wearers feeling left out? No worries, SkullSkins for you! Made of machine-washable fabric and they come in a verirable plethora of designs to choose from!

A company called Helmet Hair is targeting women motorcyclists by selling hair that sticks to your helmet to add “style” to your ride.

Are you f*cking kidding me?!?! Sure, they’d be funny if you’re doing a Halloween ride or something, but honestly…