January 15th, 2009 6 Comments

So you want an old skool rally?

Yesterday we talked about the demise of the Myrtle Beach Bike Rally.  Like I mentioned, I’ve only been to that rally once and found it pretty fun. I met a few interesting people and tested myself riding the 1000 miles there and back.

There was some mixed reaction to the City of Myrtle Beach shutting down the rally, but most people agree that if they don’t want our money we will happily spend it somewhere else. A few people chimed in that it was too much of a RUB-fest and they longed for the days of old skool rallies. Well, my friend ArtBiker invited my man to ride with him in what might be a unique old school meets new school experience.

The Horse Backstreet Choppers Smoke Out 10

The Smoke Out Rally is about as hardcore as it gets. For their 10th year anniversary they decided to branch out a bit from their normal long weekend in North Carolina. This year the rally kicks off Friday, May 8th in Cottonwood AZ with a huge 2 day blow out party. Then brave souls will jump on their steeds and hammer cross country to the Rockingham Drag Strip in Rockingham, NC, where they will party in style for weekend number two.

The Horse

The Horse magazine

The ride, which is about 350 miles per day, is being called the Long Road. While you or I may not think that 350 miles per day is a long ride, keep in mind that The Horse Backstreet Choppers Magazine is totally devoted to Old Skool Choppers, Bobbers and DIY chops. These bikes don’t compare to the bikes most of us ride with progressive suspensions, rubber mounted motors and air-ride shocks. I used to be 5′ 10″ until I rode a friend’s ‘77 Low Rider Rigid Chop one afternoon (and now I’m only 5′ 7″!)

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Knowing that riding a chopper cross country is a feat worthy of notability, rally organizer Edge is doing something special for its participants.

Win the Superbowl and you get a ring. Win the Masters and you get a green jacket. Edge is currently working with David Barkhordari from BadAss Jewelry to design a pendant to be presented to each rider that completes the Long Road. Riders, on any type of bike, can pay a small fee and register in Cottonwood for the Long Road. Each rider that completes the ride will be presented a brass (or bronze) pendent designed to recognize that accomplishment. The pendent can be worn as a necklace or key-chain fob or as an addition to your bike in any number of ways.

Going a step further to recognize the home builder any rider that completes the Long Road on rigid chopper or bobber that he or she has built will be presented a sterling silver pendant that will be serial numbered on the back and a record of bike-riders that accomplish this feat will be maintained (by serial number) on the Smoke Out website.

For anyone looking for t-shirts, leather, swap-meets or other fun stuff you find at rallies, there will be vendors at both of the weekend bashes. Oh, and did I mention that every night after the ride there will be a biker party, complete with fire, burnouts and plenty of hootin and hollerin‘.

Not to be overlooked, there will be a bike show. One catagory “Choppers” and 10 winners.  Talk about old skool. If you have the chops to do this ride/rally let me know, I’d love to do a follow up.

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  1. Dean "D-Day" says:

    This party is not for the faint of heart or someone who feels the need to trailer their bike everywhere. These people are backyard builders who ride what they build and ride them hard.
    Great party.

  2. FLHX_Dave says:

    350 miles on a chopper or bobber is a feat in my book. The smokeout is around my birthday. Sounds like a great bday gift to myself! I’m sure I’ll take some razz about my geezer glide but what the hell. I’ll have to work on my party skills…age has gone and screwed some of that up for me. Always have a great time watching the younger crowd gettin’ it on. Keeps me from getting bitter. Thanks for post. Great rag too.

  3. I am hoping to do the smoke out this year, I have missed it every year so far thanks to the military, maybe this will be it. Can’t wait for my next issue of The Horse so I can read more about it.

  4. Donnie Pizza says:

    There are 5 guys building old school budget bikes in South Florida, myself included. We have a little bet going on, the first one done with his build gets his weekend on the last one done. One stipulation, it HAS to be ridden the 700 miles in one day to the Smoke Out without a major problem. Flat tires and bad batteries are acceptable. Loose body parts, bad wiring, etc are not. In the event of two bikes being finished in a tie, the one with LESS money invested will win. If the winner of the build doesn’t make the ride, second place moves in to top spot, and so on.
    This event is open to anyone who wants to have fun. The youngest entrant is 35, I am the oldest at 45.
    This is going to be on hell of a party. If you are interested in more info log on to myspace under groups
    and look up Smoke Out 10 Riders or Donnie Pizza.

  5. Charlie T. Childress II says:

    Smokeout X was a rockin’ good time!Saw it all! loved every minute. we at Truman’s Bent SnR have been to all of them since the first one at Salisbury!Can’t wait for the next one Rockingham was a great town to have it in, we will have a booth next year and hopefully play the stage as well!!!! CTC

  6. Kyser Sosay says:

    The Horse Smokeout is by far the best bike event ive been to. If u are tired of the i spent 60,000 on my bike so check me out events then next year come to the smokeout and get back to our roots of living the ride.

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