December 18th, 2008 5 Comments

Dvd review: Hell Ride

I’ve been meaning to write this review for almost 2 weeks now.

Quite honestly, I was left perplexed after I watched the movie. I really didn’t know what to make of it. Is it bad? For the most part: yes. Is it a “good” kind of bad? Sometimes.

Let’s face it, most of the acting is not really good, the dialog is utterly ridiculous and the notion that chicks are falling over themselves to bang Larry Bishop’s Pistolero is laughable. He clearly needed an ego boost when he cast himself as the lead character. I almost wonder if this movie would have been better had someone else written and directed it. It had ALL the potential in the world to be a great campy flick, but it definitely falls short.

From the opening menu of the dvd you can already tell that this movie is comic book-ie,cartoon-ized and over the top. But isn’t that part of the fun? I don’t think anyone went into this movie thinking it was a straight-up representation of biker gangs. It’s meant to be cheeky (both figuratively and literally!).

In the first seven minutes we see someone who has been shot in the gut with an arrow, two people get their throats cut and are burned while tied to chairs, a bunch of dudes shot in retaliation and a trailer explode. There’s a lotta boobs, gun play and violence. And Vinny Jones’ Billy Wings is a bad, bad dude.

I didn’t love it and I didn’t hate it, but I could see where other people would fall to either side of the fence. It really seems to be one of those movies that you have to watch to formulate your own opinion. All in all, it certainly was one hell of a ride!

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  1. Dean "D-Day" says:

    I’ve read and written many reviews for this movie and it all comes down to this:

    It wasn’t supposed to be good. It was an homage to the biker flicks of the late 60′s and early 70′s. (Many of which Larry Bishop acted in.) These movies were extremely low budget raw flicks. Nothing more than hot bikes, hot women and lots of action (violence and sex). If you took it for more than that, I can see why people were extremely disappointed. If you took it for what it was supposed to be, it was almost a retro art flick.

    To each their own.

  2. Lizzie says:

    Dean-well said, and I completely agree with you!

  3. Road Captain says:

    I think the parts are greater than the whole. There are certain scenes that I could watch over and over. I also think the attention to detail on the bikes and the costumes looks pretty realistic except of course for the tuxedo on The Gent. Vinny Jones is always awesome. Madsen is too cool. Carradine is even cooler in his little part. It’s just cool to see Hopper in a new biker flick. I liked it alot!

  4. Crusty says:

    Watching this movie is kinda like picking a scab. you KNOW your not saposed to do it or like it, but you do it anyways because it feels good. In a painful sorta way that makes you say to yourself, i’m not going to do that again. until the next time you have a scab that itches. Those of us old enough to remember those cheap biker flicks from the 60s and 70s smile when we see this one.

  5. Boobies? Did I hear Boobies? I want to watch it.

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